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Paycheck-Style Memory Erasure: How Close Are We?

Quirk writes "Scientific American takes a look at the movie Paycheck, based on Philip K. Dick's work of the same name. In the movie ...'a crack reverse engineer helps companies steal and improve upon the technology of their rivals, then has his memory of the time he spent working for them erased.' '...the main character gets several months' worth of his memories erased by having individual neurons zapped. Is that possible?'"

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  1. Re:I WANT TO STICK MY PEE PEE IN YOUR POO POO HOLE by Cyclone66 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can I erase reading that message?

  2. I have proof it exists by cluge · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot editors have had this happen to them! That is why they we have repeat stories, sometimes one right after the other!

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    1. Re:I have proof it exists by thinkliberty · · Score: 4, Funny

      They are beta-testing a non-subscriber method of slashdot... If you don't pay, you don't get to remember what you read on the site after you leave.

      It only leaves you with this funny feeling that you like what is on the sitte, obviously there are still bugs in the system, and that is why there are repeat stories!

    2. Re:I have proof it exists by crapulent · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slashdot editors have had this happen to them! That is why they we have repeat stories, sometimes one right after the other!

  3. Is it possible.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    No.

  4. Why wouldn't it be possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It happens to me all the time. An aquantance walks up to me an my brain selectively forgets their name.

    But do I ever forget something useless like the theme song to Gilligan's Island? NOOOOOooooooOOOO!

  5. "Is this possible?" by infornogr · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't remember, you insensitive clod.

    1. Re:"Is this possible?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's because you're a goldfish, you insensitive clod.

    2. Re:"Is this possible?" by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Remember what?

  6. Re:Evidence by anotherone · · Score: 4, Funny

    But if you found out that you'd had your memory erased, they'd just erase it again!

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  7. I used to know... by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 3, Funny
    "the main character gets several months' worth of his memories erased by having individual neurons zapped. Is that possible?'"

    I could have sworn I knew the answer to that question prior to my last job...

  8. I don't care much about erasing Benifer's memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'd just like to erase them [it]...

  9. Re:We've had memory erasure technology for awhile by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 3, Funny

    Watching american sitcoms works pretty well too.

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  10. Current technologies available by JFMulder · · Score: 4, Funny

    who studies learning and memory, to explain what kinds of memory erasure are currently possible
    What about the good old whack behind the head?

  11. Ben Affleck is closer to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...winning a Nobel Prize than science is to understanding memory, let alone erasing it.

    1. Re:Ben Affleck is closer to... by smithmc · · Score: 4, Funny


      I didn't know there was a Nobel Prize for Dry, Wooden Pseudo-Acting.

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  12. Fear and Grade Point Average by Quirk · · Score: 3, Funny
    "We learned that strong emotions make for strong memories."

    Procrastinators cramming for exams and late term papers may have the right idea.

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  13. Yes by Crazy+Ukrainian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure it's possible, it just turned out to be a really really bad thing so we erased our memories of how to do it.

  14. Re:Evidence by HeghmoH · · Score: 2, Funny

    Vernor Vinge's A Deepness in the Sky has a rather horrifying subplot that revolves around exactly that idea. The Evil Thugs don't want to kill a certain Good Guy, and in fact they want to keep her nice, so whenever she finds out that the Evil Thugs are actually Evil, they stick her in the magic MRI and erase the memory.

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  15. Re:Pay should be very high... by Lost+Dragon · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would!

    Wow, I sure could use a cold frothy Coca Cola and a nice soothing RIAA approved album right now. I think I'll put my Nike's on and drive down to Wal-Mart in my Ford Explorer.

  16. Congrats to Paycheck... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...for sticking in the most obvious, cheesy, cliched line you can have whenever you're doing a man-on-the-run, stolen-identity story.

    "YOU WIPED MY MEMORY!"

    I can't help but laugh at Ben Affleck delivering this. "Tell us what happened." "I can't. You wiped my memory!"

    Ben's voice echoes in my mind amidst maniacal laughter at the copiousness of its cheese. "YOU WIPED MY MEMORY!"

    Do I blame myself? When I first heard the premise of yet another bastardized Phillip K. Dick movie and saw that Ben Affleck was in it, and heard that it was about his memory being erased (gee, that's never been done before), why did I immediately expect that exact line to be inserted somewhere in the trailer? "YOU WIPED MY MEMORY!" It's like I wanted it to be there, like touching a sore tooth.

    Anyone else remember, "He's got a bomb in his RIBCAGE!" That other Phillip Dick movie and its cheesy line repeated over and over in all the trailers actually became a running gag over at Ain't-It-Cool talkbacks. "HE'S GOT A BOMB IN HIS RIBCAGE!"

    Now I have "HE'S GOT A BOMB IN HIS RIBCAGE!" and "YOU WIPED MY MEMORY!" battling each other surrounded by torrents of laughter in my mind.

    Help me. "YOU WIPED MY MEMORY!"

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    1. Re:Congrats to Paycheck... by metlin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, atleast Ben doesn't have to try too hard to act.

      All he needs to do is sit there with a dumb look on his face and pretend that he knows nothing.

      Which, knowing him, would come so naturally ;-)

  17. I wish... by SoupaFly · · Score: 2, Funny

    someone would wipe the memory of that movie from my mind.

  18. continuing your analogy by pdbaby · · Score: 2, Funny
    the brains way of setting up a RAID5 system. When a few neurons die, others are their to take their place and rebuild the data best as possible.


    Does this mean that a RAID5 array will start making up data off the top of its processor? If so, I think I know how SCO's legal team plans to prove their case...
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  19. Scientists erasing my memory for me?? by morelife · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heck, I was doing that in my early twenties with Pabst Blue Ribbon tallboys, orange microdots and Black Beauties.

  20. Is that possible...why sure it is by burdicda · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why do you think there are so many
    rehashed stories here on slashdot everyday
    that have been told before right here
    in the same exact place and format
    before.

  21. It's already here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's called the American Media.

  22. Been there, I think I done that. by dasboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Paycheck-Style Memory Erasure: How Close Are We?

    For me, we are already there:

    1) Get Paycheck
    2) Cash Paycheck at Bar
    3) Drink Paycheck (figuratively, of course)
    4) Voila! Memory Erased.

  23. Re:Fractal memory by juaja · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Fractal Memory". Reminds me of "Robot Dreams", by Isaac Asimov.

    In this short story someone designs a robot's brain in a kind of fractal pattern, making it dream like a human being. Don't want to spoil it, it's quite an amazing story, also a short read (about 6 pages).

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