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75% of Network Connections Not From Browsers

Trailwalker writes "An article at BigBlueBall.com states that 75% of web connections do not use a browser. IM and P2P applications are used instead." While surprising, this is probably more indicative of how instant messaging has been able to complement and/or replace email in recent times.

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  1. well... yeah by Fissure_FS2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How often do you get pr0n/anime/music/movies over http? That's what I thought.

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  2. It must be pretty difficult... by obijywk · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...to browse the web without using a web browser.

  3. Damm I knew I'd get caught by MajorDick · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well,

    My 4000 song lawrence welk collection just got found out....

    I thought I was doing the music world a favor, renaming song , and artists like shaggy with welk tunes behind em...
    Guess Ill have to go back to spam for a living....

  4. Think again by vgaphil · · Score: 2, Funny

    After 'bigblueball.com' gets /.'ed I think their 75% claim will change a little.

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  5. Re:msblast by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    That probably gets balanced a bit by the HTTP connections from people still infected with Code Red.

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  6. Re:Less spam by ejdmoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I beg to differ.

    Come on, let me differ!

  7. Re:msblast by j-pimp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well we get the ocassional straggler at my place of employment, but if you scan the network, call the customer up and tell them to fix their machine it gets rid of the problem. Guess thats not an option if you a no frills ISP though.

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  8. Re:What are people using Windows Media Player for? by k4_pacific · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, obviously its sending all your personal information back to Redmond. This enables Microsoft to better understand their user base. It also presumably allows the government to determine who's a terrorist. If WMP plays a lot of Toby Keith, you're a good American, but if you are listening to REM, you are potentially a suvbersive terrorist type and they are going to be keeping an eye on you. That is why I wear this tinfoil hat and run only GNU Hurd on my computer. "The next fifty years will be like the last fifty years, only replace commun- with terror-"

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  9. Re:msblast by n0nsensical · · Score: 3, Funny

    Which worm is the one responsible for all the ARP who-has spam I'm still getting?

  10. Re:surprising? by Zalgon+26+McGee · · Score: 4, Funny

    And what's with this HTTP nonsense? Why would anyone use anything but Gopher?

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  11. Re:SPAM and Worms by Aardpig · · Score: 2, Funny

    Couples are gay. People who want to be "together" should be shot "together."

    I think someone needs a hug!

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  12. Re:How the hell would they know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    main backbone server? what the hell is that suppose to be?

  13. Re:Less spam by mskfisher · · Score: 5, Funny
    I used to get AIM spam all the time from porno bots. I have no idea how they got my screen name, but I would entertain myself by making snide remarks back, or by making them fail the Turing test. :)
    I've still got the logs on my machine, and I'm thinking about putting them up in a section on my web page.
    Here's an excerpt from a good one:
    snuglybaer493 (1:39:10 AM): hi :) wanna chat?
    kwabla78 (1:39:24 AM): a/S/l?!!??!
    snuglybaer493 (1:39:29 AM): asl (age sex location)?
    snuglybaer493 (1:39:38 AM): 24/f/new york
    kwabla78 (1:39:59 AM): i'm a taco from mitsubishi, and i'm older than the hills
    snuglybaer493 (1:40:07 AM): so what are you up to kwabla78?
    snuglybaer493 (1:40:12 AM): cool. i was just hangin out. kinda bord.. kinda horny :)
    kwabla78 (1:40:27 AM): are you horny like a rosebush?
    snuglybaer493 (1:40:33 AM): should i take that as a yes?
    kwabla78 (1:40:34 AM): or wait... was that "thorny"
    snuglybaer493 (1:40:38 AM): feel like cybering with me ? please please...
    snuglybaer493 (1:40:43 AM): :)
    kwabla78 (1:41:00 AM): what is this that you speak of? is it like cyber-warfare? if so, then by all means.
    snuglybaer493 (1:41:18 AM): hold on. lets get a simple yes or no answer. you are of age and you want to cyber with me?
    kwabla78 (1:42:15 AM): um... yes, i am older than the hills, and i wish to engage in cyber-warfare. i want to help the Department of Defense against those cyber-Taliban!
    kwabla78 (1:43:02 AM): do you also?
    Or this one...
    Tonadzift559 (6:36:14 AM): Hey kwabla78, what's going on , monday-monday, I wish someone would answer my IMs. Do you wanna chat with me :) I have a cam. and My 2 best friends just showed up.
    kwabla78 (6:36:38 AM): PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
    OH THE PAIN
    Thankfully, it's stopped... but it was entertaining for a while. :)
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  14. New research just in: by ciaran_o_riordan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is there anyone out there that doesn't use at least one of; email, ftp, irc, IM, streaming media, news or ssh outside of a browser at some time...

    After performing an in-depth study of the article summary, I estimate that 24% of people don't do any of these things.

  15. Re:With the advent of VPNs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    dude, what kind of family and friends do you have? You must have mentioned at least 20 acronyms alone in your post...

  16. The other 75% by mcc · · Score: 4, Funny

    The other 75% of the people are telnetting to port 80 and entering the GET and POST commands by hand.

    Well, maybe not ALL of those people are doing that, but the cool ones are ;)

  17. Does this mean by DroversDog · · Score: 1, Funny

    .... that 4 times more ppl than we thought need to get a life!


    If smoking dope was any good for you they'd call it brilliant!

  18. Re:Less spam by prockcore · · Score: 2, Funny

    or by making them fail the Turing test.


    snuglybaer493 (1:40:12 AM): cool. i was just hangin out. kinda bord.. kinda horny :)
    kwabla78 (1:40:27 AM): are you horny like a rosebush?
    snuglybaer493 (1:40:33 AM): should i take that as a yes?
    kwabla78 (1:40:34 AM): or wait... was that "thorny"


    So... which one is the bot?

  19. Re:Email is on the way out.... by prockcore · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd say that email was UnDead... it's like an evil zombie that wants to eat your brains.. and increase your penis size.

  20. Re:How the hell would they know? by twoslice · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know what the main backbone server is either, but it better have one mother of a UPS or the whole Internet could go down in a power outage ...

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