More Linux Predictions for 2004
An anonymous reader writes "Experts, shmexperts - it's time for the Linux community's own predictions, felt the editors of LinuxWorld Magazine. Prognostications in their Jan 2004 round-up cover media players ('turning your phone into an iPod will be hot by the end of 2004'), IPOs ('Of course, LinuxCertified, Inc'), and MS ('Microsoft will start an intensive campaign to promote their Longhorn technology as Linux standards compliant') - that last is one from Samba's John Terpstra." The original story was back in November.
we will get a bunch of articles on slashdot talking about how so and so company is switching to Linux, even though it's been mainstream for several years now.
But that's the norm right?
Repeat after me:
It's mainstream. let it go.
Uh oh, did I just hurt someone's feelings?
Waiting.
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"Microsoft's pricing and online activation system has already pretty much removed office from consumer pc's."
Oh brother. I think I can stop reading this one right here.
Actually the real reason why sound in linux flash sucks is that they use ESD. You know, that piece of shit soundserver that comes with Gnome...
Don't forget the three hours on the phone attempting to explain to the service tech, who does not share your native tounge, how this brand new shrink-wrapped copy of XP will not automatically register, even though you did not steal it.
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make modules && make install_modules is so incredibly difficult to comprehend it made me tear my eyes out.
And that depmod that the boot script ran by default took a whole FIVE SECONDS! I mean what is this bullshit? I don't have all day to wait!
Awww shit, the demand-based module loader loaded my sound driver without asking when I double clicked my Nelly MP3s. Seriously, before you know it by network driver will be ordering my summer clothes and booking vacations without asking! Is my privacy and control of my computer worth anything anymore???
THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
I predict people like you will continue to spend time bashing MS instead of actually getting work done.
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