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What You Get When You Buy a Spam CD

defender writes "Recently over here in The Netherlands, the spam versus anti-spam 'war' has hardened. More professional spamming coming from a handful of hard-core spammers utilizing bulletproof hosting in India, chained open proxies, more and more false whois information, etc. One of the more known anti-spam people has been sent one of the subjects of those spams: a CD with millions of e-mail addressess of 'individuals' and hundreds of thousands of 'businesses'... Rejo Zenger has done an analysis of such a CD, which is fuelling new debate as to why the recent EU anti-spam directive was weakened because of businesses complaining or indicating that spam wasn't a big issue for them."

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  1. /dev/random CD for sale! by mekkab · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's right, E-mail is the best way to advertise your product. IF you send me $300 USD I'll give you a CD packed with email address that have been generated using the latest technology. The /dev/random method is world reknown for unique addresses with no repeats. I gaurantee that they are ALL ORIGINAL email addresses!

    And if you act now, I'll send you the /dev/null E-mail address CD at no additional charge!

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    1. Re:/dev/random CD for sale! by Chazmati · · Score: 2, Funny

      You joke, but this algorithm was sufficient for human evolution. (Hmm, spam as sperm?)

      Right, but that took millions of years. Maybe in that amount of time /dev/random WOULD churn out a bunch of helpful addresses.

  2. bulletproof hosting? we'll see about that.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bulletproof hosting in India? Gee, now I know what we can do with the variety of Kevlar-penetrating bullets in the US. Maybe your servers can survive a Slashdotting, but can they survive a barrage of 7.62mm armor-piercing bullets? I think not.

    And if there are a few bullets left over, I'm sure someone can come up with some creative spammer-related uses for them...

    1. Re:bulletproof hosting? we'll see about that.... by Linker3000 · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think it's disgusting that all this bulletproof hosting is in India - it's yet another example of a service that could be provided 'at home' going to India.

      Surely US ISPs could do this job for a similar price as an Indian host and we could keep jobs in the USA while providing a valuable spamming service for people across the world?

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    2. Re:bulletproof hosting? we'll see about that.... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 5, Funny
      And if there are a few bullets left over, I'm sure someone can come up with some creative spammer-related uses for them...
      We could use them to answer a few very important questions:

      Are piranas dangerouse to humans?

      Can nude people survive on the North Pole?

      Is there really no air in space?

      Is smoking in a gasoline filled room dangerous?

      Can humans conduct electricity between high voltage lines?

      Can people really live inside a whale?

      If an anvil is droped on someones head, does he really see birds and stars flying around his head?

  3. While they are at it... by TheVidiot · · Score: 5, Funny

    can they also please test one of those penis enlargement pills? I'd like to know if they work...

    1. Re:While they are at it... by mpost4 · · Score: 2, Funny

      if all of those penis enlargement products that spam tries to sell worked, and you used them all, you probably would pass out when you got an erection from loss of blood to the brain.

    2. Re:While they are at it... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

      No wonder I always feel dizzy!

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    3. Re:While they are at it... by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

      if all of those penis enlargement products that spam tries to sell worked, and you used them all, you probably would pass out when you got an erection from loss of blood to the brain.

      I think if you're willing to give your money to spammers, you've proven yourself safe from any harmful side effects to your alleged brain.

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  4. Re:Spammers are beginning to organise by tuxette · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's only a matter of time when someone (Al Queda?) will use the zombie network for something that will truly be noticed.

    It's only a matter of time when someone (not tuxette though) will do an al Qaida on some notorious spammer or other. There are only so many catalogs and pizzas you can send a spammer...

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  5. Re:Why? by Kenja · · Score: 3, Funny
    "If I have a pound of marijuana on my kitchen table, the odds are good that someone is gonna use it in an illegal manner."

    I swear officers, I was just going to use it for making cookies. What? You mean thats illegal too? Dang it, now how am I going to be able to sit through the Matrix trillogy!

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    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
  6. I used to get a whole lot more spam CDs by Powercntrl · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...AOL CDs, Compuserve CDs, Prodigy CDs, Earthlink CDs. Now I just get AOL CDs.

    What I really miss are the days of spam floppies, now I never seem to have a floppy when I need one.

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  7. Priceless by smoking2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    One of the email addresses on the CD: ikautostelen@van.jouw
    which translates from dutch to english to something like: me-steal-car@from.you

  8. Re:No surprises here by capt.Hij · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does the spammer care? There is a principle here. What kind of a world do we live in when a spammer cannot trust another spammer? Is there no honor even amongst thieves? A spammer who is willing to cheat another spammer cannot move any further down on the food chain. This is the last straw. Perhaps its time to start boycotting spammers! As hard as it is to delete those penis enlargement emails it is time to take a stand.

  9. Re:Spammers are beginning to organise by hikerhat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Zounds. Can we expand Godwin's law to Al Queda?

  10. Great Tutorial by StarkII · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think the assumption that they are maliciously giving out bad e-mail addresses overstates their intelligence. It is more likely that they just don't know what they are doing. But...thanks to this wonderful (and free) tutorial, they can now vastly improve their own spam e-mail lists! The tutorial was even kind enough to provide the appropriate regex patterns at the bottom. How Thoughful.

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  11. Re:Spammers are beginning to organise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    We really need a mandatory X-ICBM-Reply header.

  12. What you get when you buy a spam CD? by Grond · · Score: 4, Funny

    Syphilis, hopefully. :)

    /obvious

  13. Re:Spammers are beginning to organise by scrytch · · Score: 3, Funny
    > It's only a matter of time when someone (Al Queda?) will use the zombie network for something that will truly be noticed.
    <allahuakbar> We require passcodes for your "zombie" network. We will pay generously.
    <bonglord> alla msg me CC#/exp
    <allahuakbar> I can arrange money transfers through fronts, the funds cannot be traced.
    <0wnzj00> hes playin
    <bonglord> STFU, alla no, we need CC, we dont ask whose it is LOL
    <allahuakbar> Excuse me I must conference.
    <0wnsj00> oh jeez /kill ok?
    *** 0wnsj00 is now known as yomamabinladen
    <bonglord> LOL
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  14. Say it isn't so!!! by ShortedOut · · Score: 2, Funny

    Spammers making outrageous claims? Who woulda thought!?!?!?

  15. Enough is enough by PalmKiller · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think I am gonna copyright my email address . . . then I can bill any company that is being advertised for whatever amount I please when they use my address in an email header. Most won't pay, but those companies that paid sco probably will send me a few bucks :P

  16. speed of light by gosand · · Score: 3, Funny
    If I have a pound of marijuana on my kitchen table, the odds are good that someone is gonna use it in an illegal manner.

    Those odds approach 1 at the speed of light if you send me your address and you are within 100 miles of where I live.

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  17. Re:Spammers are beginning to organise by JudgeFurious · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually no, we probably couldn't do it without saying "fuck it".

    We'd lose that caution to the wind, devil may care edge that most of us crave if we did that.

    I know I'm not participating unless "fuck it" is the official battle cry of this movement.

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  18. Re:Spammers are beginning to organise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hey, don't forget that spammers are people too. Are they deserving of this atmosphere of hate towards them for simply doing their jobs, which is to sell things and to spam other people. Everybody needs a job, and some of them are doing their jobs very well, even circumventing complex filters through ingenuity. This christmas season, be nice to a spammer.

  19. 1,000,000s OF EMAIL ADDRESSES - L@@K! by Laconian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Promote your business to millions of fictitious addresses!!! Waste your bandwidth!! Guaranteed 0.000% clickthrough rate!

  20. Re:Spammers are beginning to organise by TPFH · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously... what would happen if everyone here went rogue, said "fuck it", and just actively blew away spammers (online, mind you, we don't need any gun-toting geeks for the love of god)?

    What about Eric Raymond?

    On second thought, guns are too subtle.
    How about we attack spammers with Trebuchets?
    Or fling spammers into walls with a Trebuchet?

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  21. Re:Why? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dunno, I reckon a couple of tons dropped from about 10 feet could do some serious damage.

  22. Re:Spammers are beginning to organise by Feztaa · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know I'm not participating unless "fuck it" is the official battle cry of this movement.

    I don't think that "fuck it", in this context, means that you will be getting laid.

    Sorry.