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Memo Confirms IBM Move To Linux Desktop?

m5shiv writes "The Inquirer is reporting on an allegedly leaked internal memo from IBM CIO Bob Greenberg discussing IBM's move to a Linux desktop: 'Our chairman has challenged the IT organization, and indeed all of IBM, to move to a Linux based desktop before the end of 2005. This means replacing productivity, web access and viewing tools with open standards based equivalents.' The enemy of my enemy is my friend?"

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  1. But? by JoeShmoe950 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it run linu.... oh

    1. Re:But? by Frymaster · · Score: 4, Funny
      Does it run linu.... oh

      i think you meant to say "does it run os/2?"

  2. IBM leak by weeboo0104 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Geez, first the ISS and now IBM? What gives?

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  3. Hmmm, an opening? ;) by AlphaSector · · Score: 4, Funny

    Another internal memo leaked from SCO to all employees: "First one to find a way to sue IBM for this is employee for the month"

    1. Re:Hmmm, an opening? ;) by eLoco · · Score: 5, Funny

      Those 5 employees are too busy licking envelopes with threatening letters, selling their stock, surfing monster.com when Darl's not looking. No time for this.

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  4. Think IBM will be paying... by cartzworth · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the Linux licensing fee to SCO? hahahaha

  5. Not always a good thing by kjd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Take WebSphere...

    ...please!

  6. Gartner will say... by msevior · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is just a ploy to extract a more favourable deal from MicroSoft...

  7. Re:An IBMer's perspective by soft_guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, you need to run Wine! If Wine doesn't run the program adequately, then either the program needs to be ported to Linux, or Wine needs to be improved.

    Wine can be like the "Classic" compatibility environment for running MacOS 9 apps in MacOS X. You use it when you have to until the native app gets ported and and gets good enough.

    As a former IBMer myself, I encourage you to try to migrate to Linux on some of your boxes. When you run into problems - report them and try to chase them down and get them solved!

    IBM's move to Linux on the desktop could be the catalyzing event that kills Windows forever. Go for it!

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  8. No, IBM, Don't Do That! by dupper · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCO will sue you!

  9. Even someone running Word can use RTF by rs79 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tell my boss that.

    2000: He sends me a doc files. Each time I say "Don't send me doc files, I can't read them. RTF or PDF." I'm too stubborn to do whatever it takes to read doc files.

    2001: He sends me a doc files. Each time I say "Don't send me doc files, I can't read them. RTF or PDF." I'm too stubborn to do whatever it takes to read doc files.

    2002: He sends me a doc files. Each time I say "Don't send me doc files, I can't read them. RTF or PDF." I'm too stubborn to do whatever it takes to read doc files.

    2003: He sends me a doc files. Each time I say "Don't send me doc files, I can't read them. RTF or PDF." I'm too stubborn to do whatever it takes to read doc files.

    Guess how 2004 is shaping up? Hint: he sent me a doc file this morning.

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  10. Re:Turn around. by LauraW · · Score: 3, Funny
    Have you seen the source code to DB2 or Notes lately?

    No, thank goodness. If the Notes source code is anything like the Notes UI, I'd have to gouge my eyes out after seeing it. That is, if it didn't make me go blind on its own.

  11. Re:As far as IBM is concerned... by kevcol · · Score: 4, Funny

    This can't be so unexpected. They have a nice Linux commercial on tv, featuring (among others) Muhammad Ali advising an attentive little boy

    Until you see the same little boy running around like an ADD afflicted monkey in a Chuck E. Cheese commercial like I did.

  12. Re:As far as IBM is concerned... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Twin suicide bombings outside the SCO and Microsoft campuses rocked the United States today, killing 135 people.

    Witnesses reported hearing cries of "Linus Akbar!" (Linus Is Great) before removing Comdex jackets revealing several hundred pounds of explosives covering gigantic flabby bellies.

    Film at 11.

  13. Re:Notes , organizer. Quicken by bstadil · · Score: 4, Funny
    If IBM is serious, they will help port (or offer incentives) to companies such as Quicken

    Yes, I am sure most of IBM's bookkeeping stuff is done on Quicken. They are probably thinking about upgrading to Quickbook if their growth continues.

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  14. Re:Since when has IBM been the enemy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    I don't understand the "enemy of my enemy is my friend" bit. So what, Apple made a big anti-IBM commecial back in 1984. Both Apple and NeXT embraced IBM by the late 80s and through-out the 90s.

    I know I'm not suppose to feed the trolls, but here goes...

    enemy of linux == microsoft

    enemy of microsoft == ibm

    my == linux

    enemy of my enemy is my friend

    Therefore, ibm == my friend

  15. Re:This simply cannot be overstated by jefftp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Linux can run "SC" the only spreadsheet a real man needs. ;)

    To be serious, I actually used SC on FreeBSD for all my budget, payroll, and productivity trending at an ISP I worked at. A curses based spreadsheet works fine over a 9600 bps modem.

  16. Re:As far as IBM is concerned... by flink · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or the penguin could bust through a brick wall into an auditorium full of kids 1984 Kool-Aid style. The penguin holds up a server and shouts "Oh Yeah!"