Air Bag Blocks Spirit's Path
cosog writes "bad news everyone: 'Two sections of the air bags used to cushion Spirit during the landing phase are obstructing the vehicle's path.'. Fortunately scientists have a solution for it: 'We'll lift up the left petal of the lander, retract the airbag, then let the petal back down[...]'. This means that: 'The earliest the six-wheeled Spirit rover will get rolling is Jan. 14, about three days later than originally planned, NASA said'."
GNAA / Google confirms: Linux is dying. GNAA / Google confirms: Linux is dying.
By GNAA Staff
Here you have it: it's official; Google confirms: Desktop Linux is dying.
Now, you might be thinking this is just another cut & paste troll based on the typical *BSD is dying bullshit.
It isn't.
As you might have know, your favorite search engine, Google, has been running a little statistics service, called "Zeitgeist".
Since about a year ago, they started providing statistics of the operating systems used to access their search engine worldwide.
I will let the numbers speak for themselves:
Operating Systems Accessing Google in January 2002
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If you've looked at even a few of these links, you don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Desktop Linux's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Desktop Linux faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Linux on Desktop because Linux is dying. Things are looking very bad for Linux on Desktop. As many of us are already aware, Linux on Desktop continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
According to Google Zeitgeist, there are about 80% of Internet Explorer 6 users. The only platform supporting Internet Explorer 6 is, of course, Microsoft Windows. These statistics are consistent with the earlier presented graphs of the operating systems used to access Google, with the Windows family consistently taking the top 3 ranks. Out of remaining 20%, the split is even between MSIE 5.5, MSIE 5.0,
So are seatbelts. It's sometimes necessary to be completely unharnessed so that you can be 'thrown free' from the wreck.
Is this what happens when costs become the driving factor?
I have been pwned because my
...the robots with the flamethrowers always make it though the maze faster.
But 'no', they said. 'Flamethrowers weigh too much', they said. That's what happens when you replace all the visionaries with bean counters.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
That it isn't really just some Martians up there messing with it to give us grief?
The article says that if all the lift and tuck maneuvers fail, the rover could just turn and roll of in another direction. I know we have some JPL dudes hanging out here, so the question is, why waste 3 days? Why not just roll off the alternate ramp and start exploring? I guess I just don't understand why the front ramp is so special.
Suddenly, the hairy finger of a familiar monkey tapped me on the shoulder. It was time.--G. T.
Info here fourth paragraph
Every system is working as designed, so there won't be much to worry about. I believe they could likely solve that problem. And they still have days to test the rover before they could roll it off anyway, so even if lifting the panel doesn't work, maybe by the time they tested the system and agreed on where to go, the airbag would have deflated enough on its own in the low pressure of the Martian atmosphere. Drive off another ramp, if it comes to that. The rover has six wheels and was designed to worked even if the landing site didn't turn out to be as flat as it is.
It seems that despite those gorgeous panaromic pictures they have got, the boffins haven't decided on where to go. Perhaps this little inconvenince will give them a few extra days to come to a hopefully good decision.
Air Bag Blocks Spirit's Path. Hah.
We should rename Spirit to Dolly. Or maybe Pamela.
I thought the article was going to be about some wacked out church claiming to have scientific proof that you don't get to go to heaven if you die in an airbag-equipped car.
Crummy mars robot spoiling my fun.
Triv
I think it may be "because" of those images. I've seen a bit or two of the press conferences and it always looks like the scientists are frothing at the mouth with eagerness to explore one feature or another. Or perhaps one feature and another and another and another .....
Deciding where to go first can't be easy.
To misquote Dick Solomon, Alien Physics Teacher :
Trains don't kill people, physics kills people.
It's tied to the landing pad. Supposedly 'explosive knives' are gonna cut the cables. But you and I know that it usually takes 3 or 4 'Estes solar ignitors' to get anything to light. It's gonna be a dud.
Eat at Joe's.
It only takes 3 or 4 ignitors if you don't set them up correctly...
I for one am betting all money on either
a) knive cuts cable that somehow found it's way into the area.
b)knives cut last remaining microbe that somehow found its way up onto the platform.... oooops.
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Yes, but let all the mouth-breathers out there continue to ride sans seatbelt, and think how nicer it will be for the rest of us! Clear out the gene pool I say.
I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
I just watched the live JPL NASA webcast and they said that the wheel technique did not work, today they will lower the wheel back down and try to retract the bag by revolving the retraction motor 6 more times. If it does not work, they still have plenty of other possible routes; they are just trying to make sure nothing is compromised so early in the mission.
hopefully our little rover will bloom soon and not wilt
MonkeysKickAss
Doesn't Mars experience dust storms?
What about those giant tornado-like "dust devils" which travel hundreds of miles, leaving wide trails visible from orbit?
Everyone assumes it's safer to proceed slowly. But if NASA contemplates the airbag issue long enough, perhaps some incoming dust dunes may bury the rover before it ever gets down from the pad.
Thank goodness I'm not the only one!
Mod parent up! I can now stop reading this thread.
-zack
...but if this is panels on the rover we're talking about, why not mount a sponge on the side of the lander that it can rub the panels against? And if it's the lander, why not equip the rover with a sponge? You could go and bash it against a rock every so often to clean it out. And since there's atmosphere, why not use some advanced technology like (ghasp) fans to blow the dang dust off every so often?
Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
Maybe we got a Beagle under the bag? Which would explain why we have not removed the bag, as to not piss of the english :)
The only bearing 30 minute lag time would have
is your finger twitching movements would take 30
minutes to be executed.
No..... Humor from blatent retardedness does
NOT appear funny to me.
You can see here that natural processes most likely have occured in a similar manner Mars as they do on Earth. The rover is going to check out these rocks tomorrow or the next day if all goes well. It is exciting to see discovery and the scientific process in action. Who knows maybe water is very common there and thats what eroded this hole into this rock. In any case, sooner or later we are going to turn up water on mars, find life, and reaffirm how precious life on earth in its abundance indeed is.
what makes anyone think that being thrown from a vehicle they would in any way be thrown to safety?, most likely you would be thrown into oncoming traffic, or into the path of the train that just hit your car, etc, etc.... and furthermore, after being thrown from a vehicle, you most likely would becmoe airborne in a head forward fashion, which if my 7th grade science teacher was right, would send you flying head first into some obstacle, ... or are you all related to freaking bat man>?