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Linus Sighted At LCA2004

leonbrooks writes "Yes! Third year in a row! The penguinmeister has entered the building! Posting from lecture theatre LG28 at the University of Adelaide, we have confirmed that Linus Torvalds has once more blessed us with his presence. Solid proof that Australia truly is The Lucky Country. (-:" And an anonymous reader adds: "Linus will be here for a week at linux.conf.au but not presenting anything. If you want to see him, maybe you guys should come down to South Australia and register for linux.conf.au 2004."

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  1. Awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linus is at location X!

    This is news folks, make no doubt about it.

  2. Linus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy..

    1. Re:Linus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      that's the first time I've heard Monty Python fandom equated with going out more.

      I have however heard the two used in one sentence.

      as in:

      Stop watching that Monty Python and get some fresh air.

  3. Apparently by Xel'Naga · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even the smilies are upside down in Australia

  4. In other news... by turgid · · Score: 5, Funny

    A decayed and rotten Elvis was seen attempting to enter the same conference without a pass. When questioned by security staff, the King was reportedy upset that such a "square" could become such a celebrity. "What is the world ocming to? Where are my fans?" He reportedly sobbed and he was led away by Australian police officers.

    1. Re:In other news... by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      Where are my fans?

      You misspelled "donuts". This is Elvis, after all.

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  5. Just the guys? by agwis · · Score: 5, Funny

    "If you want to see him, maybe you guys should come down to South Australia and register for linux.conf.au 2004."


    What about the gals? Surely linux.conf.au 2004 is a chick magnet, ain't it?


    1. Re:Just the guys? by Gleng · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just tell them you've got 2.6 up and running. Their knickers fall off.

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    2. Re:Just the guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      This has been discussed on LKML and is scheduled to be fixed in the next release.

  6. Lucky country?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Solid proof that Australia truly is The Lucky Country.

    I thought it's because of all the topless sheila's on the beaches :)

  7. This means... by Dilbert_ · · Score: 0, Funny

    That right now the entire planet is between me and Linus, as I am in Belgium...

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  8. Linus spotting? by illuminata · · Score: 4, Funny

    Charles Schultz is dead dammit! Unless you caught a reprint, there's no way you could've seen Linus!

    And what the fuck does this have to do with penguins?

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    1. Re:Linus spotting? by 3lb4rt0 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Time to re-print the Waldo books with Linus instead.

      Sell'em to geeks and make a fortune :-)

  9. To Oz? by CoolVibe · · Score: 0, Funny
    If you want to see him, maybe you guys should come down to South Australia

    Sure, and plane tickets from europe to australia cost virtually nothing, and the plane trip is short. :)

  10. Hero worship must be bad enough... by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 2, Funny

    But now to be the target of a worldwide real life 'Wheres Waldo' like geek game must be a little too much!

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  11. Awesome! by teledyne · · Score: 0, Funny

    I can go to Australia, meet Linus at a bar, and outdrink a peron of worldwide importance, in the nude! Schweet.

  12. OMG by Nightreaver · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...we have confirmed that Linus Torvalds has once more blessed us with his presence.

    Anybody touched him yet? No, of course... nobody could be THAT lucky.

    1. Re:OMG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Anybody touched him yet? No, of course... nobody could be THAT lucky."

      Yes, some Windows users touched him, and they were HEALED!

  13. Spooky by laa · · Score: 4, Funny

    This starts to sound like the Elvis sightings... Linus has published a book already, but when will we see the first album?

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  14. Big Boost For Adelaide by POds · · Score: 3, Funny

    The shock occurance of linus at Adelaide has made it's popularity amoung other Australians soar through the roof. Its believed all the skits and parody's of Adelaide being Australia's most borring city will stop right here

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  15. Aww, c'mon! by NemesisStar · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know you're posting from the land downunder, but there's still no excuse for the backwards smilie!

  16. That's my uni! by Joel+Carr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cool, I'm only 15 minutes away from there!! I'm starting to regret my decision not to attend the conference... WHAT WAS I THINKING!!! Still, it's not too late, just I think it costs more now.

    On a side note, I hope he doesn't happen to wander into our CS department that would be enough to destroy any computer lover's soul...

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  17. Linus sighting??!! by kiwioddBall · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linus sighted?

    This puts Linus right up there with the Yeti, UFO's and Elvis.

    I saw Linus buying hair shampoo at the local 7/11!!!

  18. Re:In other related news... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1, Funny

    hmm, I wonder how a AC looks in real life? Would (s)he/it wear a scramble suit (A Scanner Darkly)?

  19. Adelaide Alive by HSpirit · · Score: 3, Funny

    (Private Adelaide joke) Wow, as an Adelaidian I can confidently say this Slashdot article is the most exposure our little town has had since Melbourne stole our Grand Prix.

  20. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What the hell sort of list is that? You put Trent Lloyd and Jeremy Malcolm amongst that list? All they are is the who's who of Perth nerds yet to hit puberty.

  21. Darl too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    McBride will be there to collect too!

  22. Re:Get Linus Shitzenfaced! by Wun+Hung+Lo · · Score: 0, Funny

    Shitzenfaced?

    Is that fake German or is Snoop Dogg posting on /.?
    I will know we're in trouble if we start seeing kernizzle updates...

  23. I spotted Linus once by bkocik · · Score: 4, Funny

    Spotted him at a gas station in Santa Clara when we both worked in that town. Was pulling away when I saw him. My thought process was as follows:

    "That guy looks familiar."
    "Hey, that's Linus!"
    (about 1.3 seconds of staring in disbelief later)
    "Hey, I'm about to run over a gas pump!"
    (heavy braking, Linus glances at me quizzically)

    So yeah, Linus, if you see this, that was me in the white Grand Am that day.

    =)