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Linus Sighted At LCA2004
leonbrooks writes "Yes! Third year in a row! The penguinmeister has entered the building! Posting from lecture theatre LG28 at the University of Adelaide, we have confirmed that Linus Torvalds has once more blessed us with his presence. Solid proof that Australia truly is The Lucky Country. (-:" And an anonymous reader adds: "Linus will be here for a week at linux.conf.au but not presenting anything. If you want to see him, maybe you guys should come down to South Australia and register for linux.conf.au 2004."
Elvis has left the building.
blah blah blah
but i thot people go downunder 2 c russell crowe
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A walking penguin is a far bigger sight.
as trolls go, that one is pretty funny
"Yes, yes!" the King of Hyrule called out, noticing his daughter appear in the doorway of his great hall. "Come here, Zelda!"
The princess of his kingdom, a young girl at the tender age of eight, came striding gracefully down the carpeted passage, beaming broadly at the excitement of being called before her father. "What do you want, daddy?" she asked angelically, bounding jubilantly back and forth on her heels.
"Actually, I'm a bit worried about you, my dear." the monarch said in a suddenly serious tone. "You've been hanging out with that Kokiri boy a lot lately. I need to make sure he's not doing anything improper with you, so if you'll please take off your panties and pull your skirt up..."
"But..." Zelda whispered, her cheeks flaring brightly. "I'll be naked... they'll see my privates!" She glanced around worriedly, noticing the many guards around her. None of the, though, seemed to care about seeing a bashful kid revealing her vagina, even though some in the land would pay a golden rupee to see the princess unclothed.
"Oh, there's no shame in letting anyone see something so beautiful!" the King replied, his tone obviously out of place for someone supposed to watch and protect their offspring. "Now, just slide them off quick..."
Zelda began undressing before he could finish, mortified, but not knowing what else to do. Her pink slippers came off in a flash, showing a determination to get this over with as quickly as possible. With agile movements, the princess managed to pull the violet tabard over her head without disrupting her carefully folded headgear. Then, after pausing a moment to draw enough courage to continue, she slipped her hands underneath the fluffy pink dress and pulled down her underwear before hiking the hem up past her waist.
Her pussy was on glorious display at last, quivering somewhat in the cool air. Zelda felt as if she'd rather let the dark man Ganon see her like this instead of someone so familiar, but still her father imposed.
"Come closer, please..." His Majesty commanded, beckoning her with a quaking voice. "Let me get a good look."
"Daddy, I'm embarrassed!" she with strong chagrin, walking slowly until he grabbed her bare legs and effortlessly hoisted her up on his lap. Zelda let out a yelp of astonishment, but nothing else.
"Don't be!" the aging ruler said comfortingly, looking directly at her big, blue eyes for the first time. "There's nothing wrong with listening to your father!" Still a little unsure, Zelda tried not to watch as he pulled her robe up again, but curiosity forced a peek anyway.
"Perfectly pure." he remarked impressedly. "Not a hair to be found, you're just as fresh as when you were born! And..." he paused, extending two fingers to spread her fat lips apart, forcing a surprised gasp from the exposed child. "Still intact as well. You must be so
proud to finally be old enough!"
"Old enough for what?" she asked quizzically, bouncing up momentarily as her sire shifted in his chair.
"To succeed your late mother as my Queen!" the doddering figure announced happily, not noticing his little girl's lack of excitement.
"We merely need to consummate in order to make the bond complete."
"Come... soon?" Zelda asked innocently, sensually juxtaposition the words. "What does that mean?"
"Well..." the jubilant sovereign began, his smile growing wide as possible. "It means I have to put THIS..." he made a swipe of his hand, and a large fleshy rod emerged from his lap. "Into THAT!" With another flick, he pointed his penis towards her tiny slit, nearly erupting all over her unused crack on the spot
"But I'm too small!" the diminutive youngster pointed out, spreading her legs unconsciously to prove it. "You'll never be able to put that inside me!" The bulging head did indeed dwarf her kiddy hole, but it did not appear to concern the royal male one bit.
"Worry not, my child!" His Highness said, cheerfully irresponsible. He lifted her small frame easily, positioni
Are you such a dreamer
To put SCO to rights
I'll stay in Cupertino forever
Where 2 and 2 always makes a Megahertz myth
I'll lay down Darwin
Perl scripts and hide
January brings mini Pods
And 249 brings 4 times less drive
???? in victoria its either doofus
He is right, you know. This "story" is teh gay.
Trying to grasp at his thoughts, Raynor broke away. "What in hells are you doin' woman?"
Kerrigan looked put out. "I'm trying to fuck you, what does it look like?!"
He hadn't expected it to be this easy. A token protest, a token fight, and they were naked. And gods, did Kerrigan like to play the Dom. He didn't even object to his hands being tied while she played with him.
And play she did... His nipples were licked, sucked and bitten til he thought they'd bleed, his stomach was teased with the tips of her breasts, half tickling, half seducing, and then, she'd gone to work on his cock. Pretty soon, Raynor realised she wanted him to beg. He'd tried not to laugh at the realisation, after all, he could wait, or so he'd thought. Instead, he'd found himself begging after the third time she'd brought him to the edge and denied him release. Laughing, Kerrigan had freed his hands and responded; "Only after you please me."
She'd laid down on the bed with an expectant look in her alien eyes, and for a moment Raynor was overwhelmed with Xenophobia. That was until her eyes seemed to shift, and the softest whisper danced across his mind.
Jimmy...
Raynor shook himself mentally. If he did this right... With his own wicked grin, he set to work, laving her face with kisses, before working slowly down her neck, his tongue flickering against her skin, half-tease, half-tickle. Kerrigan gasped. Her senses heightened during her transformation, Raynors touches were sparking deep desires, especially in the part of her soul she'd long assumed dead.
"More!"
Smiling against her skin, Raynor obliged, turning his attention to her nipples and repeating her attentions to his, nipping and sucking until she was about to scream, and then he dived lower, licking her stomach, even lower, parting her thighs.
"If I do this wrong you gotta tell me..." He muttered.
"Its still there Jim..." She replied, "I'm modified, thats all..."
As soon as his tongue found her over-sensitive clit, the scream that had been building broke free. Sex had never been like this with anyone, even Duran, and she thrashed on the bed, needing more, needing completion.
"Now, now Jim, NOW!"
He slid up the bed, reaching for her as she reached for him, and in that moment both forgot time, place, situation, and only focused on the sliding of his body with hers as he sheathed himself, groaning.
"God, Sarah..."
The pace quickened as the fires rose, but the dominant in Kerrigan soon rose, flipping the pair over so she could be on top, riding him hard to her own completion, and he followed soon after, cradling the fallen, saited Queen of Blades against his chest.
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Why is it that australian women get snobbier, even as their collective asses grow proportionally bigger?
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of them!
It's true. Australia is a racist nation. 77% of aussies are racist.
Check this out:
Many of you would probably remember the coroner's inquest earlier this year into the death of Puongtong Simaplee, a young Thai woman smuggled into sexual slavery in Australia at the age of twenty. She was picked up by the Department of Immigration, sent to Villawood detention centre. She died there of heroin withdrawal symptoms (there was no adequate medical care - she was not even put on a drip), complicated by pneumonia and malnutrition, after vomiting for three days. She was 27 at the time of her death.