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Microsoft Unhappy With HP's iTunes Decision

rbrandis writes "The general manager of Microsoft's Windows digital media division David Fester has suggested that iTunes' emerging dominance would be bad for consumers, because it would limit them to the iPod, as opposed to limiting them to Microsoft based products. In a moment of what must have been an attempt at ironic humor he said, 'Windows is about choice - you can mix and match software and music player stuff. We believe you should have the same choice when it comes to music services.'"

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  1. choice? by stefanmi · · Score: 4, Funny

    ROFL! Talk about naked FUD. Choice, choice, choice. Yeah, that's the Microsoft Way, isn't it? NOT. What hypocrisy!

    1. Re:choice? by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Microsoft offers choices...

      - Your free web-based e-mail account can end in either msn.com or hotmail.com... your choice!
      - You can browse the web with either Internet Explorer or MSN Explorer... your choice!
      - You can read your e-mail with Outlook Express or Outlook... your choice!
      - You can use Windows XP Home or Windows XP Pro... your choice!
      - You can use WMA files with any music player that has paid the appropriate fees to Microsoft, plenty of choices available in the market!
      - You can get WMA files from any music service that has paid the appropriate fees to Microsoft, plenty of choices available in the market!

    2. Re:choice? by Malcontent · · Score: 4, Funny

      The only thing worse then an evil bastard is a whining evil bastard.

      --

      War is necrophilia.

    3. Re:choice? by sdcharle · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow, I could sure go for a Coke now.

  2. Terribly, terribly grateful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am ever so grateful that once again Microsoft is looking after my best interests. We can all sleep well.

    1. Re:Terribly, terribly grateful by webslacker · · Score: 4, Funny

      It was awfully, awfully kind of you to say so.

  3. HP kills DRM (yay Carly) by corebreech · · Score: 4, Funny

    It has always been questionable as to whether they would get DRM to work in the first place. Now along comes HP, trying to make what are essentially incompatible DRM systems work together, and still protect content. The closest analogy I can think of is trying to have make a marriage work with two spouses at the same time.

    Anybody who has installed any kind of media player on Windows knows what I'm talking about... it's almost impossible to assign specific file types to Window's Media Player, QuickTime, RealPlayer, Winamp, etc., without all of these applications trying to steal the right to handle these file types out from one another. Now the same thing is going to happen, but with DRM in the mix?

    It's going to be a zoo. Nobody is going to stand still for this, especially when people start losing the right to access content they've already payed for.

    And just wait till this shit starts happening to everybody's porn collection. People will be running amok in the streets.

  4. Re:choice by ZackSchil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait.. what? I would fill up the gas in my car if my sister wasn't a lesbian.

  5. Re:i do have a choice by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We believe you should have the same choice when it comes to music services."

    Does anyone else cringe when you see/hear the words "choice" and "Microsoft" in the same sentence?

    --
    Sigs are for losers
  6. Re:Bad for consumers? by glenebob · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must be new... that's what it has ALWAYS meant.

  7. Re:....just out of curiosity by FatRatBastard · · Score: 4, Funny

    "HP Windows boxen" (when did that become plural for boxes?)

    About the same time "moosen" became the plural of moose (as in "I see a flock of moosen").

    (props to Brian Regan)

  8. this and that by sstory · · Score: 5, Funny
    Windows IS about Choice.
    Also,
    Slavery is Freedom
    and
    War is Peace

    If I remember my Orwell right.

  9. Somebody has to say this too... by jigyasubalak · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can have any color as long as it is black!
    - Henry Ford

    --
    The best planning can be done after the project completes.
  10. every zealot's wet dream! by Stevyn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft said they were about choice! Now the linux zealots can all flame them on slashdot and go to sleep happy. The apple users can chime in their love for ipods and itunes. The windows fanboys can chime in how wma is surperior and that it will take over and crush apple and linux. Once the rubble has settled the 1862 ogg users can tout a new media format world order and reign for the next 1000 years. Good times a commin'!

    If microsoft did this once a month, IT productivity would go up 10%.

  11. naked FUD? by martin-boundary · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cripes, when did this happen? I'm out of it for a little bit, and Microsoft becomes a spamming outfit! Naked FUD, Enlarge your CHOICE, end-user license SECRETS, listen to music FROM YOUR HOME...

  12. Re:i do have a choice by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Does anyone else cringe when you see/hear the words "choice" and "Microsoft" in the same sentence? "

    I might if I were low on karma. :)

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  13. bizarro world by spanklin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean that Microsoft is now beleaguered?

  14. Re:....just out of curiosity by germanbird · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't iPods already work with Windows?

    Well, they did, but Microsoft will have a critical patch out soon to fix that problem.

  15. Re:where do these funny points come from? by Justin205 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Little elves in the sky. Very tiny ones. They sprinke the funnyness all over, and it land on every post, but only sticks to the funny ones. Same with the Insightful Angels, Interesting Sprites, Informative Fairies, Troll (what else) Trolls, Flamebait Devils and Redundant Redundant Redundant Orcs.

    --
    "Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you."
  16. Gollum! by finelinebob · · Score: 5, Funny


    MS: Where would you be without me? (gollum gollum). I saved us. It was me. We monopolized because of me!

    HP: Not anymore.

    MS: What did you say?

    HP: Apple looks after us now. We don't need you.

    MS: What?

    HP: Leave now and never come back.

    MS: No!

    HP: Leave now and never come back!

    MS: Arrrgh!

    HP: LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!

    [HP is panting and looking around and realises MS is gone.]

    HP: We told him to go away! And away he goes Preciousss. Gone, gone, gone, HP is free!

  17. Re:NEWS FLASH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you buy Mac OS X and don't want iTunes, simple. Drag the iTunes app to the trash and it is gone. No registry mess, just a clean simple removal. Try that with Internet Explorer. I'm betting you can't.

    I just trashed Internet Explorer, now I'm sending this message from the public library while I reinstall Windoze. Doh! ;-)

  18. Re:i do have a choice by hype7 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "We believe you should have the same choice when it comes to music services."


    Microsoft keeps using that word... I do not think it means what they think it means.

    -- james
  19. Re:NEWS FLASH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm still quite irritated with Apple for choosing to remove the Internet PrefPane, and wish more people would e-mail Apple about this.

    They would, but they are unable since removing their Mail.app.
  20. Re:i do have a choice by Yokaze · · Score: 4, Funny
    Just with a different emphasis, it makes perfectly sense:

    "We believe you should have the same choice when it comes to music services."
    --
    "Between strong and weak, between rich and poor [...], it is freedom which oppresses and the law which sets free"