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Are Geeks in Saudi Arabia Just Like Us?

Robin 'Roblimo' Miller (of NewsForge and sometimes Slashdot) spent five days in Saudi Arabia's capital, Riyadh, meeting with local Linux advocates and users, and wrote five articles while he was there. The article titles are Saudi Arabia: Linux advocates in white robes, Saudi Space Institute techies love their new Linux computer, Meet Saudi Arabia's most famous computer expert, Saudi open source conference opens minds, and Linux and open source opportunities in the Mideast. This is the first in-depth look ever at open source (and programming in general) in a conservative Islamic country. Roblimo concludes that under the robes, Saudi geeks are much like geeks everywhere, but from comments on the stories it looks like a lot of people don't agree.

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  1. Too thorough comparision by Gyan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Roblimo concludes that under the robes, Saudi geeks are much like geeks everywhere

    What's that exactly supposed to mean?

    1. Re:Too thorough comparision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It means overweight, underhung, and covered with several varities of spicy mustard.

    2. Re:Too thorough comparision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It means that Saudi geeks have small penises, just like us!

      Right? Guys?

      Oh damn...

  2. True litmus test by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny
    Why don't they fill out the recent slashdot "Biggest Failure as a Nerd" survey?

    Or . . .

    Show them a picture of Natalie Portman and gauge their reaction.

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  3. Well... by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 4, Funny

    It depends. Do they use Vi or *shudder*Emacs?

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  4. Completely different by egg+troll · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is no comparison. Here in America we play Dungeons and Dragons. Over in the Middle East its Dunes and Djinis. Nope, nothing in common.

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  5. Essentially the same, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Saudi Arabia the Linux zealot will blow himself up when his company goes with a Microsoft solution.

    1. Re:Essentially the same, but... by dema · · Score: 5, Funny

      While an MS zealot will run into a company using Linux and attempt to blow himself up, only to discover his explosion mechanism has given him the blue screen of no death.

  6. Yep. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > Roblimo concludes that under the robes, Saudi geeks are much like geeks everywhere

    Even the most rudimentary biological knowledge should have tipped you off that what's under the robes is just like what's under the jeans, kilt, or lederhosen.

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  7. They don't have girlfriends, either. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're just like the geeks in the USA, except that their non-existant girlfriends have fewer rights.

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  8. Roblimo's got balls by utahjazz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I found at least a dozen anonymous surfing sites that let me view all the porn anyone could want in less than 30 minutes

    Surfing pr0n in Saudi and then writing about it. I hope he gets out of the country.

  9. no.... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 5, Funny

    in saudi arabia, geeks have the advantage of women being forced to marry them.....

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  10. Ten differences... by pieterh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ten differences between a Saudi geek and a Stateside geek:

    1. The Saudi geeks don't have cellars.

    2. They browse from right to left.

    3. Stateside geeks have longer hacking sessions, not being required to stop for prayers every few hours.

    4. Saudi geeks have better weather.

    5. Saudi geeks drink tea, while stateside geeks drink coffee.

    6. Saudi geeks get more work done, not reading Slashdot as often.

    7. Stateside geeks wear sandals, Saudi geeks wear Gucci.

    8. Stateside geeks rarely dress in white.

    9. Saudi geeks speak at least two languages - Arab and English. Stateside geeks hardly speak at all.

    10. Saudi geeks go camel-riding in the weekends. Stateside geeks don't have weekends.

  11. He peeked. by jhines · · Score: 4, Funny

    He peeked under the robes to see if they are like Scotsman.

  12. Support all Moslem geeks with free beer! by Spoing · · Score: 4, Funny
    It'll be the cheapest round you'll never buy!

    [leaps behind politically correct flame-proof wall]

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  13. Re:Where's the camel? by WEFUNK · · Score: 4, Funny

    How many penguins are in Saudi Arabia?

    Probably about the same number of (native) penguins that are in North America and Europe.

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