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Sweet Dreams Are Made By This
schnoz writes "From Takara, the folks who brought you Bow-Lingual the dog translator, comes the Dream Workshop. Before going to sleep, all you have to do is stare at a photograph of what you want to dream of (Natalie Portman maybe) and record the dream plot. When you fall asleep, this gadget waits for REM and then uses your voice recording, lights, music and aroma to help direct your dream."
Why not just sell these pre-programmed with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera modules?
Maybe Thinkgeek could sell a "Natalie Portman in Hot Grits" version?
Linus naked...
I mean....
Back in the dark ages when I was in college I used to tape lectures and listen to them while I was asleep. Amazing results!
weird, i fall asleep during lectures all the time, and nothing good has ever come out of it
I can't wait to see people who screw this one up. The people with pictures of Grandma on their night table.
Karma: Raspberry Kiwi
I want to have a dream about a trip to mars. Oh, wait...
You could play some nice pranks with this toy after a scary movie.... aliens perhaps...muhahahahaha
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, now would it?' -Albert Einstein-
"From Takara, the folks who brought you Bow-Lingual the dog translator
This isn't that email i get 15 times a week proclaiming "Amazing Breakthrough In Software Technology! Turn Woofs into Words! Free Download!" is it?
stare at a photograph of what you want to dream of (Natalie Portman maybe) and record the dream plot. When you fall asleep, this gadget waits for REM and then uses your voice recording, lights, music and aroma to help direct your dream."
It's probably not recommended to have a device cooking up some grits when there's no one there to keep an eye on it. But in other news, i did hear that they are selling perfume that smells just like natalie portman!
do() || do_not();
But wouldn't it be embarrasing if you died in your sleep and the coroner came to pick up your body a week later with a picture of Oprah beside you, while your voice described your dream date, bow-chicka-bow-bow music played, and musky perfume poured out of this thing?
Once I dreamt I was falling and it threw me out the window. Then I was floating down a tunnel of light.
if this really works. I used to sleep with the radio tuned to a news station, and I never got the urge to buy any Preparation H or that itch powder (Gold Bond was it?)
What?
weird, i fall asleep during lectures all the time, and nothing good has ever come out of it
It was me and the professor. Only, he looked different. He had daisy duke shorts on and was carrying a rifle. I approached him, and he spoke.. but I couldn't understand. I think it was another language. When I got closer, I noticed my skin was burning. And then I realized I was covered in fire ants. I jumped off of a cliff towards what looked like a pool of water at the bottom. Only when I hit it, I realized it was a pool of broken glass. I tried as best as I could to swim through the glass, but my skin was literally falling apart.. when I could no longer move, I woke up.
Needless to say, I failed the exam.
Imagine going further, having it teach you programming
I can see it now, a giant curly brace heading towards my ship, no problem all I have to do is evade it with a counter curly brace to close it. What if I see enemy Function ships?? well obviously I have to organize an army of rouge variables that are incompatible with the Functions to destroy it. But what about the moon-sized DeathStar(); function? THe only way to stop it would to use the new OOP cannon to enclose it inside a Class so it becomes useless...
I want to see someone hack this and connect it to the web. People could then visit the site and upload their own voice tracks.
I think that could turn out to be really really amusing, although I fear what would happen if it ever got slashdotted. I'd probably end up with a dream about hanging Gates while doing naughty things with Natalie Portman on top of a beowulf cluster of hot grits while the goatse man and penis bird watch.
Increased strength, close combat, martial arts? That's not right!?
What did I get?
Advanced knitting.
-- Demolition Man
Isn't that what the cockroach, Milquetoast, in Outland was supposed to be doing by whispering into people's (well, if you consider Bill the Cat a person) ears at night?
:-D
As for me, I normally change my dream input by consuming Tequila before bedtime. It rarely disappoints.
if you want to have dirty dreams, do what i do:
kill kittens for a few months every night, then once in a while dont do it, then you get a very dirty dream (it seems to work for me)
Yeah, audio books on programming would be great. Try learning Perl in your sleep, audio only.
"Okay, now we're going to talk about regular expressions..."
Dream about Lord of the Rings, before you wake up and realise you have just been Tolkien in your sleep.
Yess so all code will end up looking something like this.
Your hair look like poop, Bob! - Wanker.
You are now entering a deep sleep [Buy Bowlingual]... you are completely at rest... [Bowlingual is NOT funny]... Natalie portman is coming to you... she is smiling [SCO is in Linux]... she would like you to touch her... [she would like you to make her wear a Bowlingual collar]
a Godzilla [godzilla.co.jp]-like breath weapon!
Eat garlic and don't clean your teeth for a few weeks and you can have this weapon in real life !!, repels girls , pushy sales assistants in fact anyone near you will instantly repelled as soon as you let rip with a huff
"We are still experimenting, mainly with company employees," Takara marketing executive Kenji Hattori told reporters in Tokyo yesterday.
I mean, after all, it's just a device to program your unconscious mind. What could possibly go wrong?
Quick, somebody call Michael Crichton!
-Mark
Has any one thought of the ethical issues that could arise from this. Directing ones dreams sounds neat and all, but what if the person that you direct in your dreams has told you not to, or they have some kind of restraining order on you.
Sure these are your dreams and controlling them I guess should be your option, but when do you cross the line? Do you need to get permission from people to use them in your dream if it's directed. I don't think they can do anything in a normal dream, but when things are pre meditated does that change things?
I would honestly think that if the average person got a hold of this they could use it for ill. I know that I don't want people dreaming about me without my permission.
One final thought, how would this work if a person has purposefully violent dreams. Has a dream about killing people for instance, would this be allowed into court, and if so would it count as premeditation.
As techs we may think it cool to make our dreams be what we want them to be, but we do have to worry about this at the ethical / legal level.
Oh and for the person wanting to know how much that is in dollars 138.486.
This has got to be the most idiotic thing I've ever read on slashdot. Or, anywhere.
I know that I don't want people dreaming about me without my permission.
...or whatever the hell it's called now. I'll end up patching it in my dreams. Imagine, my perfect dream is about to come true and just before it does, "windows update is ready to install..." Then again, if it were run by linux, I'd get an error message of "this dreams requires the package lib.so.4.508 to continue." Either way, this ain't going to work the way it's advertised.
On a serious note, google up lucid dreaming and read about it. It actually works. Years ago I tried to make one of these things by having a bunch of LED's blink rapidly. It didn't work, but it was a neat form of meditation. But seriously, there's nothing like a lucid dream.
"Time to slowly, painfully ease yourself back into consciousness."
Sneak up on your victim and keep the plot but replace Natalie Portman with Ron Jeremy. 8P
I was unaware that Michael Stipe was an afficianado of hot grits.
"Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."; ~ Donald J. Trump
96% of the people I see on a day to day basis are male. Either there is a conspericy at work here or I chose the wrong damn profession.
Well, working in the gay porno section of the newsstand would probably be the reason why you see so few women.
LK
"Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
a wife translator :o)
Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satieties.
would be if you put images of the goatse.cx in the dream machine.
i swear if someone did that to my machine, i d use a hot iron to brand -1 Troll on his forehead
I'd like to see a movie based on the development of this product. According to the article, they are experimenting on a number of company employees, which means a Takara employee's journal could easily read like a crash course in the Twilight Zone.
/.ers saying "That's it, I'm moving to Japan!" or equivalent phrases.
Then again, the employees already live in Japan, home of used panty vending machines. For the curious, the cost is supposedly 1000 per pair.
I now await a slew of replies from pseudo-clever
Happiness is relative, Based upon the way we live.
I used to get a kick out of getting guys to squirm when I lived in San Francisco with my girlfriend. Guys who only heard I was single would look at me weird, like I was contagious, and I'd just laugh, tell them that I loved it there, with so many gays it left more women for me, and they got really upset when I said they must be closet gays because real heterosexual males would rejoice at taking so many good looking sensitive guys out of competition for the women.
Infuriate left and right
true, there is lore of this unconfirmed rumor, but saying that "it's very possible" defies probability.
by an exageration of the same magnitude I could very possibly wake up next to nat. portman in the morning after such a dream.
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No.....no you can't.
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"It's interesting that after having to lucid dream for 3 months straight,"
;)
Being unconscious for that amount of time isn't called sleeping - it's called being in a coma.
-- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
I dunno... though I'm Canadian, and currently dating another guy, I still quite cheerfully call things I don't like 'gay'. :)
:D
Mind, I'm a member of that most feared and hated group of people, the bisexuals, who are reviled by both the homo- and heterosexual communities. Probably because we keep trying to steal all the cute girls AND the cute guys.
Don't just stand there, get that other dog!