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OSDL Announces Desktop Initiative
rhetoric writes "Earlier today at the LinuxWorld Conference & Expo in New York, nonprofit Open Source Development Labs announced the creation of a "Desktop Linux Working Group initiative focused on greater use of Linux on desktops throughout the enterprise." A press release is available on OSDL's website, in addition to this Register article." It's all part of their non-secret plan.
By Tim Copperfield
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GNAA today announced it has signed a definitive agreement to acquire the intellectual property and technology assets of The SCO Group, a leading provider of Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt, based in Lindon, Utah. GNAA's acquisition of SCO technology will help GNAA sign up more members worldwide. In addition to developing new solutions, GNAA will use SCO engineering expertise and technology to enhance the GNAA member services.
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macewan, on linuxquestions said "Thanks for that link to the SCO quotes page. My guess is that they want to be bought out. Hrm, think they want GNAA to buy them??"
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If all goes well, the final decision is to be expected shortly, followed by transfer of most SCO niggers from their Lindon, UT offices to the GNAA Headquarters in New York.
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You know what that means Gnome zealots, Bend over and take it up the ass from a K shaped dildo!
"Desktop Linux Working Group initiative focused on greater use of Linux on desktops throughout the enterprise."
Such an original idea..
I can't believe this isn't rated as a troll but there I go.
...because i'm too ingraned in the Windows way of doing it... Whilst Linux on the desktop might not be totally there, it's biggest problem is not that, but of people like me who don't have the patience to learn how to do the things (that they can do really quickly under Windows) differently.
The problem I came across was that I couldn't do anything I wanted to. I could see where I wanted to go (I wanted to hit the slopes dammit!) but I completely lacked the skill required to get there. After half a day, I'm ashamed to say I gave up. I was only there for 3 days and i'd wasted some of that precious time getting absolutely nowhere. So I put on my ski's, hit the reds and blacks and had a fantastic 2.5 days.
So what you're saying is that you wanted to be able to do something (something that has some resemblance to something else you know) but gave up after half a day because you didn't want to waste your time any more (how somebody can waste their time with learning something new is beyond me).
Boo -fucking- hoo
Ever imagined that for a newbie that's the same wether it's Windows, Linux or Mac?
So stay in your fricking windows world. I mean I use Mac and doing things in most linux distros seems a hell of lot easier then doing them on Windows.
Sorry for all other slashdotters but I do helpdeskwork and had some shitty windows crap waste the better part of my day.