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Perl Haiku Poetry Contest
ActiveState writes "Tell us why you love Perl. ActiveState is pleased to announce the ActiveState Perl Haiku Poetry Contest. Do you love Perl as much as we do? Then prove it with your passion, creativity, and wit! Categories include Best Haiku Poem Written in Perl and Best Haiku Poem About Perl. All entries will be featured on our website. Winners will be selected by ActiveState's Perl development team. Prizes will be awarded for the top three entries in each category and include licenses for ASPN Perl featuring Komodo Professional Edition, and cool ActiveState gear.
The deadline for entries is 12:00PM PST, February 8, 2004. Winners will be announced on February 10. Full contest rules are also online.
Good luck!"
Thats me.. the boring troll.
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papa told mama
let that boy boogie woogie
well i felt so good
and i went on boogie'in just the same
We went to Hooters
The cute waitress sold her shirt
One more wings plate, please.
I have been pwned because my
LEADS TO GOATSE
Author Randall Schwartz Was penning his next Perl book When Intel "penned" him.
Once I Knew a Girl
Syllabia Was Her Name
She Was A Real Slut
***sylLABIA Get it?***
Laugh, it's funny people!!!
holy fuck! I thought the candle pic was bad, then I saw the ring through the split penis and the baseball. I haven't seen so much depravity since touring the geek compound!
The famous mathematician Hilbert once enquired to know why one of his students stopped attending his lectures. They told him he left the university to be come a poet. Hilbert: "I can't say I'm surprised. I never thought he had enough imagination to be a mathematician"
you may find the Higgs in this signature.
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