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Mars Landers - Opportunity, Bedrock, Aerosmith?

Iphtashu Fitz writes "As was reported last week, the first Mars rover Spirit had some communications problems that the folks at the JPL have finally managed to trace to problems with its flash memory. Reuters is reporting that Opportunity seems to be having some power-related problems, too. It appears a faulty thermostat is turning a heater on overnight without being told to do so. While NASA isn't concerned about the rover overheating, they're exploring the long-term effects of continued power drain on the second rover." The article also notes: "The first three-dimensional, panoramic images beamed back from Opportunity showed an intriguing outcrop of exposed bedrock" - there's now a color version of the same image. Finally, lightwaveman points to the Spaceflight Now status page regarding new priorities for the Mars mission: "The airing of today's Mars rover news conference is being delayed on NASA TV to show the band Aerosmith touring International Space Station Mission Control at Houston's Johnson Space Center."

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  1. heaters.. by fjordboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    After the last couple weeks of living in constant cold and snow here in the northeast I think I have a little insight on the Opportunity issue - I'd randomly turn on the heat if I was on mars too! It's cold!

    1. Re:heaters.. by Rallion · · Score: 4, Funny

      I sympathize with a fellow resident of the area which I now refer to as Freezing Hell.

      On the 14th, Spirit was warmer than the people in my hometown.

  2. Let's hope the new rover doesn't meet this fate... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've discouvered what happened to the Spirit lander... This picture explains everything.

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  3. um... yeah by bersl2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The airing of today's Mars rover news conference is being delayed on NASA TV to show the band Aerosmith touring International Space Station Mission Control at Houston's Johnson Space Center.

    What, Bruce Willis wasn't there?

  4. I recognize this from Star Wars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That "rock" is obviously an ancient fossilized krayt dragon! Star Wars is real! Obviously it was imported from Tatooine long ago by the people of Alderaan, some time before their world was reduced to an asteroid belt. A galaxy far far away, my foot. It happened right in our own backyard!

  5. Oh, Sure, Like I Believe That... by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Opportunity showed an intriguing outcrop of exposed bedrock" - there's now a color version of the same image

    Yeah, right, that's really Tatooine, if you look closely you can see Luke's uncle's 'farm'. in the distance. I'm pretty sure there some sand people messing with these rovers. At least when the rovers burn out the Jawas will be able to clean things up.

    Obviously they didn't launch rockets to put those there, they used the same hyperspace portal that George Lucas uses.

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    1. Re:Oh, Sure, Like I Believe That... by NeuroManson · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Obviously they didn't launch rockets to put those there, they used the same hyperspace portal that George Lucas uses."

      You mean the same place where Lucas gets his scripts?

      No, wait, that was his ass. He'd need a tube of KY the size of a super star destroyer to pass something like a Mars probe.

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  6. Re:Aerosmith? by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    Is this a reference to the album "Rocks" or something?

    They probably only got in because Steve told them he's "Arwen's" dad. Otherwise those geeks probably wouldn't have a clue who these fossils are.

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  7. Game over man! by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Am I the only one that can see a face in every one of those rocks?

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  8. Re:Opportunity got really lucky by iminplaya · · Score: 3, Funny

    "An examination of bedrock will tell us..."
    that Fred and Wilma are grand parents now. Turns out Gazoo is the father.

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  9. Priorities... by raz2 · · Score: 0, Funny

    "While NASA isn't concerned about the rover overheating, they're exploring the long-term effects of continued power drain on the second rover."

    They are probably also investigating the JPL plant mystery. Mysteriously, water being poured into vases disappears within a matter of hours, if not minutes! The NASA is filing the case as "astonishing" and "a potential breakthrough in human civilisation", and has made a multi-million-dollar case out of this. Priorities...

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  10. They just got a little confused... by el-spectre · · Score: 4, Funny

    They heard that Liv's dad knew about digging space rocks or somesuch thing...

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  11. Re:Let's hope the new rover doesn't meet this fate by ski2die · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where is the obligatory "All your rover are belong to us"?

  12. Color Photo? by ShawnDoc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there a color photo somewhere? The link in the story only points to a B&W photo with a red filter put on it.

  13. I'm offended! by aiken_d · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a representative of the League of the Perpetually Offended, I would like to express outrage over all of this heat speech.

    Harumph
    -b

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  14. Message from Opportunity...just in (1 of 5040) by djupedal · · Score: 5, Funny

    The original message was received at Wed, 28 Jan 2004 17:50:53 -0500
    from neomail03.traderonline.com [10.222.132.7]

    ----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----

    (reason: 550 5.1.1 ... User unknown)

    ----- Transcript of session follows ----- ... while talking to neomail01.traderonline.com.:
    RCPT To: ... User unknown
    550 5.1.1 ... User unknown
    Reporting-MTA: dns; neomail02.traderonline.com
    Received-From-MTA: DNS; neomail03.traderonline.com
    Arrival-Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2004 17:50:53 -0500

    Final-Recipient: RFC822; Opportunity@nasa.com
    Action: failed
    Status: 5.1.1
    Remote-MTA: DNS; neomail01.traderonline.com
    Diagnostic-Code: SMTP; 550 5.1.1 ... User unknown
    Last-Attempt-Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2004 17:50:54 -0500

    From: Opportunity@nasa.com
    Date: January 28, 2004 2:52:34 PM PST
    To: earth@nasa.com
    Subject: Hello

    The message contains Unicode characters and has been sent as a binary attachment.

    1. Re:Message from Opportunity...just in (1 of 5040) by rogerdr · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think the body of the message has been translated as "Rocks, dust, and no chicks? This place is boring as hell. Who fed me that last drink? Somebody get me the f%@& out of here!

  15. "Mars" in Rover photos actually Nevada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Squint at the latest Opportunity picture and you can just make out the Denny's sign.

  16. I can hear the envirowackos now! by leftie_hater · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Opportunity is contributing to global warming on Mars!"

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  17. NASA isn't concerned with being slashdotted then? by CrackedButter · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just downloaded a 4 meg image, they never heard of us or something?

  18. Re:Shame by blockhouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    No kidding. Hope NASA will have some better way planned of landing *people* on Mars, unless those brave pioneers don't mind being converted to thick 'n' chunky salsa by the voyage.

  19. Re:Said it before, I'll say it again by ryanw · · Score: 2, Funny
    All of NASA's deaths so far have been on Earth, not in space.
    With nukes it wouldn't be so expensive.
    Wouldn't be so expensive to what? Blow people up on earth?