DARPA-Funded Linux Security Hub Withers
mAriuZ writes "Initially funded by a grant from the Pentagon's DARPA, the Sardonix project aspired to replace the Linux security review process with a public website that meticulously tracks which code has been audited for security holes, and by whom. As conceived by Crispin Cowan, Sardonix was to attract volunteer auditors by automatically ranking them according to the amount of code they've examined, and the number of security holes they've found. Auditors would lose points if a subsequent audit by someone else turned up bugs they missed. ... In the end, though, nobody showed up."
This just in, JewPranks.com has the GNAA running scared. Fear not fellow slashdot readers, soon those gay niggers will be no more!
if DARPA ends up using Microsoft, we're all gonna die. What Are We Geeks To Do???
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So in other news...
SCUM Group offers reward for info on attackers
Durl McLame
February 01, 2004 7:05PM EST
SCUM is issuing a reward of 2,678,600.00 Turkish liras for the identity of the author responsible for authoring that file which rendered our network unusable. "This sophiscated elaborate attack could only come from someone with internal working of the fundamentals of geothermic computing functions relevant to quantum morphic capable nanotechnology." stated SCUM CEO Durl McLame.
FULL STATEMENT
...who's winning?
:o)
Didn't think so
Did anyone see the linux Muhammed Ali commercial? Go IBM.
I shook up the world. Shake stuff up.
Linux.
Woo.
And you can't read worth shit, can you?
I don't know what shit is worth these days. But I do know what your posts are worth.
-- You see, there would be these conclusions that you could jump to
Your shitty posts got mod'd quick, bitch.
Hahaha.
Why, if it wasn't because of you, I would have never figured out that Stephen King really didn't die the last 20000 times this troll was posted!
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Did anyone else see it at the end of the halftime show!?!
What kind of a stupid name is Crispin anyway? Can't decide whether it reminds me more of corn flakes or power rangers...
Anyway, flame me, I don't give a crap. But do YOU have a daughter? This is what you have to look forwrard to or are dealing with now.
Can you say grandchild with your 12-13 year old daughter? THNIK PEOPLE!!!
This is a test. This is a test of the emergency sig system. This has been only a test.
Wow, a dumbass losing his temper while arguing with a troll (and losing) gets modded up "Informative"? Only on Slashdot...
That timberlake dick said "im gonna get you naked by the end of the show"
Then he yanked it down and POP!
My 9 yr old daugter saw the whole thing.
I am not happy, I don't want to have a slut/crack-head for a 15 year old.
Go away, Troll.