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Open Source OS Benchmarking Competition

BenchmarkingFreak writes "OSnews is running a story about a new benchmarking competition: OSU Open Source Lab wanted to take the concept of benchmarking a little bit further with the Beaver Challenge 2004. In this competition they will be allowing a community of experts in each OS to tweak their configurations to ensure maximum performance. And they are running it all on wicked machines, just imagine... well you know."

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  1. Sex on the brain by Jason+Earl · · Score: 5, Funny

    First a story about screws, now a story about beavers. Apparently the /. crew had a slow weekend.

    1. Re:Sex on the brain by barzok · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, Taco's married, so we know he isn't getting any.

  2. It's not performance optimized. by MysteriousMystery · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mandrake is more of a "user friendly" distro then a performance optimized distribution. Someone might add Mandrake to the list, but it's not as tightly configured as say Gentoo and I can't imagine what purpose it would be to add it to the competition except for just representation.

  3. Beaver? by Omni+Magnus · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they really wanted to make it a good competition, they would award beaver to the winner. That would get them fired up.

  4. Re:Look out people by BSD+is+Alive · · Score: 2, Funny

    If Linux wins, the BSD snobs will have a field day babbling and flaming about how unfair the contest was.

    Sure buddy. And if Santy Claus comes a-jumping down the chimney, you'll get the BB gun you always wanted.

  5. Re:Look out people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    If Linux wins, the BSD snobs will have a field day babbling and flaming about how unfair the contest was.

    Sure buddy. And if Santy Claus comes a-jumping down the chimney, you'll get the BB gun you always wanted.
    You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
  6. Linux Junkie: by iammaxus · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is clearly a plot by Microsoft and SCO to destroy OSS! They couldn't beat any one of us, but if they get us to fight each other...

  7. Dude, where's my brain? by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Funny
    Where's Mandrake?

    Dude, I know you're not supposed to read the story, but at least read the text you quoted.

    This list is not final and if people want to ante in to try this with their favorite distro, let us know at bc2004 at osuosl dot org or in #beaverchallenge on the Freenode.net IRC network.

    Note what's implied...

    • The list is not final
    • Someone needs to carry the banner for each distro(ie, someone who knows the distro needs to set it up properly etc).
    • You can volunteer your favorite distro AND volunteer to be the guy carrying the banner.
    • They give you both an email addr and an IRC channel to discuss all of this
  8. Re:Why not include Windows and perhaps others? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    That would never happen, because Windows would win, and the OSS adovcates would never want you to know that.

  9. Beaver Challenge 2004 by tfoss · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm just sure there's a joke here somewhere.

    -Ted

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  10. Recycle Bin Performance? by Gothmolly · · Score: 5, Funny

    "In this competition they will be allowing a community of experts in each OS to tweak their configurations to ensure maximum performance."

    I can see it now, teams of KDE and GNOME developers going head to head to see who can come up with the best color scheme, antialiased fonts, and 'Are you sure you want to delete this?' dialog box. Followed by Round 2, where each group has to compile something built for the other camp's desktop, whoever can fight through the dependencies quicker wins!

    Lord Linus, save us from OSNews.

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  11. When's the beaver screw contest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's what I'm waiting for. I'm a champ!

  12. Re:What wil they be benchmarking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, man. Didn't you RTFA? Eugenia Loli-Queru is the head judge. After all the intensive speed-tweaking and optimization, the whole thing will be judged based on the colors used in the default theme. Extra points if it looks like BeOS.

    [note to the humor-impaired: it's funny; laugh. I happen to really like BeOS]

  13. What? by blair1q · · Score: 4, Funny

    just imagine... well you know.

    What?

    Just imagine what?

    A Beowulf cluster of Beavers?

  14. Blatantly Rigged Contest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    This contest is blatantly set up so that Gentoo, the obvious victor in a fair benchmarking contest, cannot win.

    They are only allowing three days to set up the OS, everyone knows that you can't get gentoo installed, much less customized in that time.

  15. Re:Missing One? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What I want to know is where is Emacs :-)

  16. Beaver Challenge? by bytesmythe · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Open source" has taken on a whole new meaning since Hustler got involved...

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    Hypocrisy is the resin that holds the plywood of society together.
    -- Scott Meyer
  17. this! by gunpowder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bogomips

    'nuff said.