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Ten Technologies That Refuse to Die

kudyadi writes "Technology Review has an interesting article on, as the title suggests, ten technologies that we continue using despite advances made in the same. The best example is that of analog watches, "Compared to today's digital timepieces, old-fashioned, sweep-hand watches are pathetic one-trick ponies. Digital-watch wearers can check temperature, altitude, and the time in Tokyo, play tunes and games, and send messages. Can wristwatch videoconferencing, Web surfing, and tarot readings be far off? But what digital watches can't do, according to sweep-hand proponents, is display the time and context as elegantly and intuitively as an analog model."" Interesting counterpoint to this post from a few years back about technologies that didn't manage to hang on. And Bruce Sterling has a short list of ones he'd like to see go away, too ;)

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  1. Tech #11 That Refuses To Die by sulli · · Score: 5, Funny

    *BSD

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  2. And #11 is a tie between.. by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 4, Funny

    SMTP and identd

  3. quote by trickycamel · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favorite quote from the article:

    "And you needn't worry about your system going obsolete if it already is."

    How true...

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    1. Re:quote by swordboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah... here's an example:

      I'm required to carry my pager for work. I get pages maybe between once and three times a year. I've offered to give up the pager and take calls on my personal cell phone because of this. The pager is freaking old so it eats one AA battery per month. Because I got sick of throwing batteries away (*), I just decided to change the message on my pager.

      If you would like to page me, please call me on my cell phone and let me know so that I can install a new battery in my pager. Thank you.

      (*) I tried to create a battery recycling deal at work but people kept taking the box, thinking that these were good batteries (apparently, people don't know what "recycling" means). I'll probably try again with a better, more idiot-proof wording.

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  4. Obligatory Adams by Mateito · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.

    Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

    This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

    And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches."

  5. Toilet Paper by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bidets are a 19th century innovation, and here we are (in America at least) cleaning our nether regions with paper. How barbaric!

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    1. Re:Toilet Paper by theMerovingian · · Score: 4, Funny


      Bidets? How old school is that? A real technophile uses the three seashells!

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    2. Re:Toilet Paper by niko9 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If I eat enough fiber, I generally don't need to use toilet paper.

      Maybe one square for a spot check, that's about it. Decreases you chances of diverticular disease too.

      A smooth poop is a good poop.

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    3. Re:Toilet Paper by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Most of the rest of the world doesn't eat a Triple Decker Bacon Burrito with Cheese (and a Diet Coke) for lunch every day. Any bidet capable of cleaning up the aftermath of the average American diet would be more powerful than I'd want close to my rear. Heck, I imagine we'd buy Charmin With Oxy-Clean if it were available.

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    4. Re:Toilet Paper by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > They make the "Baby Wipes" in "Adult" packaging now, so you don't ahve a big, smiling cartoon baby grinning at you when cleaning up.

      I always wondered why the fuck there are pictures of babies on toilet paper. Or names likeAngel Soft.

      "Hi! Our toilet paper is soft! In fact, it's so soft that we've named it Angel Soft! Because every time you take a dump, we want you feel like you've just ripped a wing off the back of one of God's celestial servants, so that you could smear your shit all over it!"

      If we ever need more evidence that marketing executives deserve to go to Hell, that seals it.

  6. Re:Some are, some aren't by nicky_d · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ha, yeah. I work in a library, and I used to add and replace the spine labels on books. This was done on a large, heavy Olympia typewriter that I came to name 'Oily Pam' (through anagramese). Time came when we invested in a computerised labeller, though we kept Oily Pam on hand for clothbound books, which the computer-created labels weren't great for. Every time a labeller tape ran out, the last few inches of the reel had a striped silver warning design that was still adhesive, and I gradually covered Pam in this half-mirror pattern. But eventually she fell by the wayside entirely, and one day I had to intervene to stop her being thrown in the garbage; now she lives under my desk and my God, I've just noticed this whole story is sounding pretty perverse.

    Anyway, the computer-created labels look dreadfully sterile compared to Pam's output, and I found creating them to be a pretty joyless task - tap tap, click, print, as opposed to the handle-cranking, knob-turning, bell-ringing joy of using Pam. Good lord, that's almost obscene, isn't it? I think I might have a problem here.

  7. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Golias · · Score: 5, Funny
    That may be what your watch is for, but I have not worn a dedicated timepiece of any sort for more than 10 years. I realized it's silly to carry a clock around on your wrist in an age when we are surrounded by clocks everywhere we go. Even as a type this, a clock ticks away on the corner of my laptop screen, and another is in eyeshot just a few inches away from it. When I get in my car, there are two on the dashboard, and several are visible during my commute.

    These days, I have usually two devices on my person, a cell phone and an MP3 player, which have built-on clocks. Even on the rare occasion when I'm in a place where there are no clocks (such as a casino or shopping mall), and have none with me by pure accident of fate, I'm surrounded by people not only carry clocks around on their wrists, but actually derive pleasure from the brief moment of human contact they experience when I say "excuse me, but do you have the time?"

    Strapping something to my wrist which only tells time would be a waste of five seconds each morning. I'm happier without one more item to worry about breaking or losing.

    I look forward to the day when my phone, MP3 player, watch, GPS, daily planner, and sunglasses are all one small, light, rugged device.

    Besides, it's a myth that timekeeping is what analog watches are for. They are worn as jewelry for men. It's a vain, metrosexual affectation to wear a gold watch. There's your real reason.

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  8. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by sevensharpnine · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quiet you! You'll run it for all of us! Getting around without a watch only works when the rest of the timepiece slaves willingly chain themselves and give us the time when asked to do so!

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  9. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by JavaLord · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh yeah, it's based on UNIX! Unix just came out A FEW YEARS AGO!

  10. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Jardine · · Score: 4, Funny

    I find that LED clocks are more intuitive. People who say they can't read them must just be stupid and unable to read the most intuitive clock in existence.

  11. B-Ark by Latent+Heat · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought mankind was descended from the B-Ark colonists -- you know, the hair dressers and telephone sanitizer salesmen. Where do apes come in to the picture?

  12. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by ameoba · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not polite to ask the details of somebody's sex life in public.

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