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Kazaa Offices Raided

rj writes "ZDNet Australia is reporting the Music Industry Piracy Investigations (MIPI) this morning raided the offices of Kazaa owners, Sharman Networks, along with P2P company Brilliant Digital Entertainment, and the homes of key executives. Background on prosecution of copyright music in Australia over P2P is also available."

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  1. Slugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Today, I was lifting an old carpet, as we have a damp problem. Underneath there were hundreds of slugs and worms. My wife and I picked up about 40 slugs and put them in a pair of my wife's panties. I then put the panties on. The feeling was amazing. I got a huge erection and I could feel them sliding over my glans, and round my balls. Eventually I could feel one going up my bum. I knew I would come soon, so I let my wife tie me up, with my hands and feet speadeagled and attached to some furniture. She then took the panties down and about 15 of the slugs were crawling over my cock and balls. I came, spurting out loads of cum all over the poor things, but still couldn't move. My wife then took the other slugs out of the panties and placed them on my cock. She was careful to put some of them right on the opening of my cock, which was now covered in a mixture of sperm and glistening goo from the slugs. She opened up my arse and tried to put one in there too. I got hard again quite quickly as I thought of these slimy little things crawling over me. I imagined them biting me. One seemed to be trying to enter my uretha and this caused me to come again.
    That was 4 hurs ago. My cock is now very itchy, but I am about to give them another "feed".

    1. Re:Slugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      that's really cruel, salt kills slugs

    2. Re:Slugs by davebarz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      hahahaha

    3. Re:Slugs by Mike+Bourna · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Thank you for those tips. I also enjoy this kind of excercises, but I breed my own slugs and earthworms. This will lead to a more hygienic experience. You could also try asking professional breeders (for food, fishing bait, etc). Good luck!

      P.S. Moderators, the parent post is "informative" and, as usual, so is mine.

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  2. First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Good Morning!

  3. high as shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    i'm high as shit right now .... early post for BAD SANTA and HOT GRITS...

    ol' time trollin'

  4. Who is MIPI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    WTF?

  5. So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How much longer until my smelly vagina lets out a queef?

  6. theory on evolyution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    in evolution living things improve to survive

    for example neanderthals coudint survie to because man came along and they were alot smarter, faster, and could hunt better
    then neanderthals went extinct

    but what can be better then humains now
    how are humains going to evolve

    the awnser lies right in front of you
    machines
    the next step of evolution is A.I
    man will become extinct from what they created

    machines are being upgrade every day to be better then what they were just like the evolution of living things

    A.I will evolve becoming better and better machines will make better machines and those machines will make better machines

    but i believe humains will destroy them
    selves before they cant make the transition to machines

    i cant explaine this to well in words but its so clear in my head

  7. Re:UYFB by Casshan-Robot+Hunter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm afraid I am going to have to stop you on this one.

    Just because someone is 'conservative' does NOT mean that they are idiotic, nor foolish. I would be considered quite conservative, and I consider the Patriot Act to be an insult to everything this country was founded on and has stood for all these years. Just because some conservatives in office do horrible things, don't place the blame on all of us.

    After all, just because President Clinton was a flaming imbecile doesn't mean that I think that all 'liberals' are.

    As to the topic: This did take place in Australia, and their laws are different from ours. But, I can easily see this happening here. Get ready for the USSA.

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  8. Re:Raided them for what? by cscx · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Cocaine! The earmark of all rich white people!

  9. Re:No Biggie by illuminata · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    But... but I like Clippy.

    He gets a bad rap, he's only trying to help people. There's a lot of people who have bad grammar, you know! Clippy's just trying to prevent other peoples' stupid mistakes!

    And he does it with a smile!

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  10. Re:fly off the handle much? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Your handle betrays the futility of a reasoned reply, but outing idiocy is its own reward. The reprehensible Patriot Act is a mask for violating liberty in the name of political security, to protect fascist state power. Raiding Kazaa is a mask for violating liberty in the name of economic security, to protect fascist state and corporate power. No one has said that the Patriot Act is the law in use in this Australian Kazaa breakin - it's just a parallel of the media/police state rising in the US. I'm angry about the Patriot Act, the RIAA, and people with tunnelvision who can't see that they're the same rising tide of fascism. In the face of fascism and its apathy feedstock, these posts are remarkable in the coolness of their tone.

    BTW, have you considered the irony of your (misattributed) .sig?
    Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you - Kurt Cobain

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  11. Re:UYFB by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why stop me? gangien's .sig claims he's "conservative", yet he defends the Patriot Act, which you agree is an agressive destruction of liberty. That's idiotic, or worse. None of the people under discussion here are "conservative" - at best, they're all reactionary, or retro to some imaginary history that never existed.

    As for Clinton's imbecility, whether you believe he was ethical or not, he was clearly extremely smart. And just because the fake "conservatives" running the US now are actually stupid, doesn't mean that I think that all stupid people are fake, or "conservative", nor do I think that all "conservatives" are stupid or fake. I just don't think anyone has any idea what "conservative" even means anymore, except a brand of "winner" in American politics.

    As for the topic, the Patriot Act looks like fascism, as does the Australian raids on Kazaa's staff's homes, QED.

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  12. Re:UYFB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    As for Clinton's imbecility, whether you believe he was ethical or not, he was clearly extremely smart.
    You should really look up definitions of words before you go off in a fit of rage...

    imbecile ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mb-sl, -sl)
    n.

    1. A stupid or silly person; a dolt.
    2. A person whose mental acumen is well below par.
    3. A person of moderate to severe mental retardation having a mental age of from three to seven years and generally being capable of some degree of communication and performance of simple tasks under supervision. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

  13. Re:No Biggie by illuminata · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Clippy has to service more people every day than Lil' Kim does at The Source awards every year. He does his best. Back off.

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  14. faith in fear by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Right, and do you hear that thumping of my hand on the desktop? You should thank god that I'm using my extra-secret powers to keep Al Queda from invading your office and cutting your throat. The sound you don't hear is my other hand picking your pocket. What would we do without patriots like you, Anonymous Dupe?

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  15. OFF Topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fsck! And I thought lynx worked well with Linux.
    Elusive lynx kills 40 penguins at Betty Bay.
    http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=13&a rt_id= vn20040206015958346C588329&set_id=1

  16. Re:UYFB by Doc+Ruby · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yow, Anonymous carping Coward, your bitter jealousy of simple Slashdot postings of clear reason betrays your essential nerdness. As well as your pernicious fear of meta/moderation by the feared "other people". Just hang in there - start with a user ID, which can actually accumulate karma, and some perception of your own nasty character. You'll have other valid ways to tell that you're not as cool as me, in no time at all!

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  17. bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    drink pepsi and download music for free. :-]

  18. Re:UYFB by shepd · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    >and misuse of the simple phrase "I couldn't care less"

    It means TWO possible things. Both phrases can be interpreted, validly, in two opposite ways. It depends if you are looking at the current or future state of the person.

    "I could care less about cars"

    Indicates either that, on a "care" scale of 1 to 10, you're at a 10, and therefore care more about cars than the minimum (you are positive towards them in an immediate manner), or, that, on a scale of 1 to 10, you're at 2, and therefore could (and shall) care less about cars than normal (you are negative towards them in a future manner).

    "I couldn't care less about cars"

    Indicates either that, on a "care" scale of 1 to 10, you're at 1, and therefore hate cars more than you ever will (future), or, you are at 10, and love cars to death at that moment to the point that it would be impossible for you to care less (immediate, although this example doesn't clearly show it, unfortunately).

    This might help, a bit.

    Some are mistaken, that's because they forget to visualize the scale not as two dimensional (love and hate), but as three dimensional (love, hate, and time). When a time component is added, one can see the phrases' meanings reverse. And yes, I love them both -- complaints about them are a perfect example of what happens when one limits their thoughts to the present, and not the future. I could, and couldn't, care less about them.

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  19. Re:UYFB by Doc+Ruby · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Better to stick with just reading the posts. That way we don't have to guess at the nonentity behind the shallow language. The irony of slapping you Anonymous Cowards is that all we have to go on is your posts, and the way you phrase them. We can't see your pimply, milky faces, the twitching fear that haunts your gaunt faces, the blinders strapped so tightly to your skulls. All we know is the fallacies of your posts, and the semiliterate style with which they're foisted on us.

    Getting a consistent identity, even the contrived identity of a Slashdot user ID, is a step towards being taken seriously. You'll be surprised at how much confidence you will gain when you start acting like a real person, how your fear will melt away, how you will get the jokes that previously only intimidated you. I won't apologize for being interested in people, and for writing off cowards as worthy only of contempt when they attempt to criticize without rhyme or reason. That ain't writing - that's typing.

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  20. Re:UYFB by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Your exposition underscores my point. "I could care less", in the context of disinterest, is some kind of threat to care less about something, which ironically matters little to an adversarial opponent. Or "I could care less" is a similarly irrelevant warning, no less silly for being inaccurate, that it is impossible for the utterer to care less, because they care so much. Either way, reversing the sense of the well understood "I couldn't care less" is no way to obtain emphasis of the original sense. To the experienced ear, it is a sign that the utterer is used to repeating catchphrases without parsing their meaning.

    BTW, without getting too philosophical about the oppositions of love, hate, and dispassion (philology alone is esoteric enough right now), love/hate and time are two dimensions, not three, unless you are somehow positing a state where you love and hate cars, now and later. Only in some kind of tightly closed society would the phrase "I couldn't care less about cars" mean that abstruse superposition of states.

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  21. Re:Want to stop this Australia? by agent+provocateur · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You'd think regular /. poster would know how to include an URL so you can click on it

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  22. kazaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Kazaa hearts goatse

  23. Word! (From private Jabber chat on this subject) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    (11:07:19) gideon: I loved hearing the gangsta rappers comming out against piracy. "Yo that's straight up stealing, yo that aint cool". Shut the fuck up you jackass, now you finally know what it feels like when someone is stealing from you, stupid jackass.
    (11:08:38) I am the cretis: Hahahaha
    (11:10:00) gideon: "Yo, all I ever done is steal my whole life but shoot, it aint cool when you do it to me. Makes me want to cap yo ass".
    (11:16:12) gideon: "This is about the big fish, not individuals". I'm going to choke that fucking pinhead when I ram my big fish down his throat.

  24. Re:Legal? by Malcontent · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I guess similar arguments can be used against the gun makers too. They know for certain that their product is used in committing crimes and yet they continue to make them.

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