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What to Get My Geek for Valentine's Day?

Posted by michael on from the get-your-geek-on dept.

A reader writes "Help!!! I've been dating my geek for three months and I'm in a bit of a dilemma. So I thought I'd ask the men of Slashdot what they would want as a Valentine's Day gift. I'm looking for something out of the ordinary that will knock his socks off. Somthing clever, crafty and unique. The budget is $100. My geek's interests are typical geek fare, games, computers, music and gadgetry. So! You, men of Slashdot, tell me what you would want to recieve for Valentine's day and help me make my geek happy."

8 of 1,034 comments (clear)

  1. Re:A Blowjob! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Bah! Blowjobs are probably too common. Take it in the ass for change!!!

  2. Re:Lucky bastard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    She can't have too much brains if she's asking here for advice.

  3. Here's an idea by kUnGf00m45t3r · · Score: 0, Troll

    Lots of people have already said sex and blowjob, so why not get a boob job? I know that's a Valentine's Day present I would enjoy!

  4. Hand Lotion by Ranger · · Score: 0, Troll

    What a Geek Needs for vDay is a girlfriend that wants to have sex with him. However, if no girlfriend is available then some hand lotion, a bit of lipstick, a doll wig, and those doll eyes where the pupils move around, and some ventriloquist lessons: "Let me suck your huge hairy purple, engorged manhood" and "OK stud are you ready to shove your battering ram into my quivering jim-jams." Exception Scottish geeks should just put the lipstick on a sheep.

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    "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
  5. A spndle of DVD+Rs is always nice. by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 0, Troll

    You can get a 50 spindle for $100. And when he's used up the disks, and he's not around, you can pleasure yourself with it.

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    Best Buy can have you arrested
  6. $100 you say? by index72 · · Score: 0, Troll

    How about some time with a local hooker.

  7. Threesome by earache · · Score: 0, Troll

    If yer significant other is one of those barely hygenic linux freaks with the overly long finger nails, why not find him another chubby goth chick like yourself to roll around in the bed with on that oh so special corporation created holiday?

    It's something he'll probably never have the chance of experiencing again and it'll save you a hundred bucks.

  8. How about... by DCowern · · Score: 0, Troll

    Natalie Portman covered in hot grits?

    Hey... at least it'd make for an interesting /. post. "Hey, guys!!! You'll never guess what I got for Valentine's Day!!!"

    Too bad he'd be modded -1, Troll ;-)