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California Man Sues Penis-Enlargment Firms

Posted by timothy on from the bravely-facing-ridicule dept.

Ronin writes "The DenverPost reports that 'A California man on Thursday sued a slew of international companies, including a Greeley distributor, alleging the penis-enlargement products they market and distribute do not work.' One of the highlights of the article is when the man says "I was wondering for a long time why no one has gotten around to suing these penis-enlargement guys, because it seems like a pretty blatant ... fraud." Probably cause people are too embarrased to say they've tried it."

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  1. FIRST POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    the gnaa can suck my FPing cock!!

    1. Re:FIRST POST by larry+bagina · · Score: -1, Troll

      your penis is rather small. perhaps you need some pills... oh shit, nevermind.

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      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

  2. you fail it by SIG+TR0LL · · Score: -1, Troll

    ...and fyi the first post was done by a gnaa member. Sucks to be you today, doesn't it? You little fuck.

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  3. Uh Oh... by qat · · Score: -1, Troll

    You just took my only chance with a women out of the picture... PLEASE NO BRING BACK MY SPAM

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  4. I bet most Slashbots don't care about this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    We all know that Slashbots don't have small penises, because masturbation and anal sex increase penis size.

  5. why is this article on slashdot? by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 0, Troll


    seems pretty uncontextual to me... does it have to do with linux? computers? bsd? or. what?

    sigh.

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  6. Re:Denver or California? by duhastkeinhaar · · Score: -1, Troll

    The headline, summary, and article all match. Sheesh, How come people don't read the article first?

  7. Re:Doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'm 32 years old, and I want to have a three way with the Olsen twins. Does that make me sick?

    I find the lack of naked pictures of them on the internet very frustrating. I want them both to touch my junk liberally.

    I just can't help thinking that this Olsen twin lust means that there is something wrong with me.

  8. Re:Doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Idiot.

  9. Re:I can't remember where I read this, but... by kendric · · Score: -1, Troll

    I am going to get modded down for this, but this has pissed me off for ages.

    It's the imperial system for gods sake! There are no decimals! 3.75 inches? What the hell does that mean? Do you mean 3 inches and 3/4ths? or are you talking some other crazy number!

    If you want to use decimals go to a real system of measurement. Its the imperial method of measurement that causes problems. Hey lookit the mars lander that went off course because someone was too stupid to use metric. That person should be looking for a job where asking do you want fries with that is the only chance to interact with society.

    Why couldn't you have just said having a diameter of ~3 cm? Its not that hard! People understand cm. A circumference of 3.75" what does that mean? Are you going to go out and find a cloth measureing stick and see how big around Captian Winkey is?

    Sorry for the rant and see ya karma!