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Australia To Adopt U.S.-Style Copyright Laws

An anonymous reader submits "Australia has just announced that it has finalized a Free Trade Agreement with the United States. Included in the treaty is an agreement for Australia to implement American-style DMCA copyright laws, extensions to the term of copyright, and an agreement to move towards American-style patent and trademark laws (and we all know how well those work, don't we.) I suppose this is the misery-loves-company school of treaty negotiation."

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  1. Har har har by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Togeather, we shall drink Fosters, make fun of women, and pirate CDs. Well blokes, here from the US to down unda!

  2. This will be great for the economy! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wow! Think of the billions spent on lawyer cruises to Austrailia!

    Wait a minute! Are we just following the lead of the British? Sending our worst criminals, the dregs of society, to Austrailia?

    Don't do it Aussies! It's a trap!

  3. the coming election(s) by weighn · · Score: 5, Funny

    this insignificant little Australian just wants to know if he'll get a vote in the Presidential elections. You know, now that we're a fully fledged 51st State.

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  4. Re:Frist Pizzle, by Beardydog · · Score: 1, Funny

    That is the best first post I've ever seen. I applaud you. *wipes away a tear*

  5. Re:The Austrailian Constitution? by BlastM · · Score: 2, Funny

    We're Australian, we have no freedoms.

  6. Re:Beginning of a frightening trend? by GloomE · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you lived here (in Australia) you'd mod that as "Informative", not "Troll".

  7. Re:Bad news indeed by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your "business" is a travesty of every artistic intention the authors of those works had.

    It'd be a ton of fun to lock a copyright nut like you and an anti-IP nut like Stallman in a room with observation windows and see what happens.

  8. Re:Not through yet by acb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, because we all know that both major parties really need the geek/penguinhead vote.

  9. Re:You sir are wrong. by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

    but seriouly, does any country have happy farmers?

    Columbia?

    You never hear them complaining about access to markets and free trade barriers.

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  10. Re:Don't think this mean going from good to bad by castrox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Uh, maybe you should find a new friend, since that one obviously screwed you by selling your stuff on the street.
    Your story just doesn't seem right.

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  11. Re:Beginning of a frightening trend? by vivian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well it's a lot more fun living in a country founded by criminals than a country founded by puritans.

  12. My soldiers went to war... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...And all I got was this lousy trade agreement.

  13. Anagram by SJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, Australia is an anagram for....

    A Trial USA

    I am thinking of moving to China... At least there you KNOW the government is out to screw you.

    1. Re:Anagram by adrianbaugh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah. Even China's becoming pretty Americanised these days. Try Cuba - the government may still be out to get you but at least the cigars are good ;-)

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  14. Re:Bad news indeed by NoMaster · · Score: 3, Funny
    Your "business" is a travesty of every artistic intention the authors of those works had. I don't believe that they (or their descendants) should be allowed to use the law to stop it happening, but you'd think that common courtesy and respect for their efforts would. Obviously not.

    Why not use your own creative energies to do something original, rather than ripping off and defacing the work of those more talented than yourself?


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  15. Re:Beginning of a frightening trend? by Mr+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's "giving" as in hepatitis not "giving" as in Christmas.

  16. Re:You sir are wrong. by glesga_kiss · · Score: 3, Funny
    Funny how freetrade enables white colar jobs to move oversea;s but farming is untouchable.

    There is a reason behind this though. When World War III kicks off, you'll be glad of the locally grown food. "Yes, we have no bananas" as the song said.

  17. Re:Beginning of a frightening trend? by npsimons · · Score: 4, Funny
    In this country we do not so much vote for an Australian Government to govern us, as vote for a regional outpost of the United States administration who we hope will interpret American interests and policies in our favour.

    You think that's bad? In America, we don't even get the president we vote for! And of course, in Soviet Russia, the government votes FOR YOU (to go to a gulag, or something).
  18. Re:You brought it on yourselves. by Max+Threshold · · Score: 3, Funny
    Of course not. Read slowly and pay attention.

    The U.S. Government has been rounding up guns for years, and the result was the DMCA and everything else. Where they haven't succeeded in actually taking our guns, they've succeeded in making anyone who owns one feel isolated and powerless.

    Australia starts outlawing guns, people give them up without a fight, and wham... a couple years later you have a puppet government. Coincidence? I think not!

  19. Re:Beginning of a frightening trend? by Directrix1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    We don't, the electoral college does.

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  20. Re:You brought it on yourselves. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The U.S. Government has been rounding up guns for years, and the result was the DMCA and everything else.

    The Digital Millenium Copyright Act has something to do with weapons now? Is this to prevent people from making MP3s out of my M16?