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The Useless Meeting Wack Jobs

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the analyze-the-meeting dept.

$$$$$exyGal writes "Have you ever attended a useless meeting? Are you the wack job who always ask the same (or random) question during an all hands with the hope that simply by asking, you're going to change something? Rands in Repose points out the difference between an informational meeting and a conflict resolution meeting."

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  1. I can't believe I missed the Amiga TOASTER article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    toaster,toaster toaser, do you have toast in you yet i think
    so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Im not a toaster!!!!!!!!!!And one more
    thing........YOUR A TOASER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND A COOKIE WITH MILK SOAGE
    MILK!!!!!!!!!!AND A BUTT WITH POOP IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. First Post? by justinmc · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Am i? Seriously I did an effective meetings course - main point from this - if no one else is controlling, walk or take over! Thanks J

  3. This explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I love attending meetings for my college's liberal organizations. They're somuch fun when my attention deficit kicks in and I slip out to attend the meeting being held in the bathroom.

    I'll bookmark the articles to read them during a meeting.

  4. Heard at a MS all hands meeting by linuxislandsucks · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yo Yo Gates

    wazzzzzzazz UPPPPPPPPPPPP

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    Don't Tread on OpenSource
  5. 'Score 0: Redundant' by Channard · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    that you even have a job, some of us aren't that lucky.



    Comedy gold *wipes tear from eye*

  6. News for Nerds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Stuff that matters.

    So which one is this article??

  7. Re:I can't believe I missed the Amiga TOASTER arti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I read that article looking for your post, and was sadly disappointed.

  8. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It isn't an informational thread or a conflict resolution thread. It's creating arguments when none existed before and not imparting information.

  9. Jesus wasn't a homosexual by Lord+Kano · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    He was married to a woman.

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    "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  10. Re:That's a good question by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    (E.g., no, just because there are two columns in the table, it doesn't mean you can only store two attributes. There's a reason why those two columns are called "key" and "value". It's for storing as many key/value pairs as you need. No, seriously. You can stop asking "what if we later need more than two attributes?")

    That's not normalized - that is BAD database design.

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    Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
  11. installed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    it's installed (Firefox)
    i love it! kuddos to mozilla!

    fof topic? what a silly article ...
    $exyGal go screw yourself.