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Integrated Pocket PC, GPS and Laser Range Finder

freitasm writes "Geekzone is reporting on Ike, made by Surveylab. Ike is a handheld data capture device that integrates GPS, an electronic compass, a laser distance meter, an inclinometer, a digital camera, and a Pocket PC 2003 handheld in a single unit, ideal for GIS and other surveys."

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  1. Ah, but... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...can you mount it on the head of a shark?

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    1. Re:Ah, but... by syphax · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...can you mount it on the head of a shark?

      It doesn't matter; the laser is not of "frickin'" spec.

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    2. Re:Ah, but... by gid13 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm in engineering physics (lasers and other stuff to those who don't know), and graduates always pull pranks on a certain day, very ceremonial blah blah blah. Anyway, I tried to convince them that we should get an aquarium of fish with lasers attached and put it in the office window or something. But would they go for it? No. Bastards and their "feasibility".

    3. Re:Ah, but... by Ever+Dubious · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about on the head of an ill-tempered sea bass?

  2. My day by SillySnake · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back in my day we only had luck and those flashy things up in the air at night.

  3. Good! by kc0re · · Score: 3, Funny

    For all of us that don't have enough toys to begin with. This will consolidate some of them..

  4. Hey look! by ParadoxicalPostulate · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its a tricorder!

  5. Is that a Pocket PC, GPS and Laser Range Finder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...in your pocket or are you just happy to see the hole you're burning into my retina.

  6. Still... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
    Ike is a handheld data capture device that integrates GPS, an electronic compass, a laser distance meter, an inclinometer, a digital camera, and a Pocket PC 2003 handheld in a single unit, ideal for GIS and other surveys."

    Still, it's missing a wasabi dispenser.

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  7. Oh no... by nick0909 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Ike is a Pocket PC running [...] Bluetooth."

    I hope Nokia didn't help them with the Bluetooth code.

  8. Dear Dad by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny
    Thanks for giving this neat gadget for Christmas. I thought I'd send you this email from it to let you know how it's working out. As you can tell from the coordinates, I'm backpacking in the Alaskan wilderness. It's great here. Just me and nature. I've never done any camping this ambitious, but with this toy how can I go wrong? Here's some pictures. Isn't it beautiful? Oh look! There's a bear and some cubs a couple hundred yards away. Here's some pictures. Hold on, I'll let you know exactly how far away with the laser rangefinder. The big one is precisely 220.6 meters away. This is so cool! Oh now it moving. Now it's 190.2 meters away. Make that 153.6 meters. It's hard to beleive something that big could move so fast. 98 meters now. Hmmmm, I don't suppose I'm irritating the bear by shining this laser in it's eyes? It's 46 meters away now. I should probably go. I love you Dad. Tell Mom I lov...

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