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Malicious E-Cards - An Analysis of Spam
smashr writes "I ran across this article the other day which is a rather clear analysis of a piece of malicious spam the author received. While most of us simply hit the delete key, the author has taken the time to see exactly what is going on when an innocent user clicks on one of these fake e-cards that are going around. From Russian spyware sites to over-writing wmplayer.exe this particular piece of spam is a rather nasty one."
fp for lunix fagz.
Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke
I was delivering the morning paper to Malibu Stacy's Dream House, when Stacy came out and asked me if I knew anything about electronics. She led me to the garage, on the pretense that I would help her program the radio stations on her car stereo. With one quick motion she removed my Member's Only jacket, and ripped the buttons off my blue J.C. Penny oxford, exposing my hairless chest. As I started to squirm, she handcuffed me to the gear shift in her Dream Car, and then unbuttoned my pants. Since her hands were on my zipper, I sat motionless as she removed my Toughskins. Now fully exposed, my dick stood straight up as if it was expecting a flag to be raised on it.
As a show of women's equality, it seems that my hands had no moveable parts, but SHE had the Kung-Fu Grip. She wrapped the rubbery hand, already in a masturbatory position, and proceeded to touch my junk liberally. Since she was over forty I felt quite dirty while she was stroking my junk as if she was awaiting a prize. After 2 minutes of this, I shot my load but it just dribbled out of the end of my cock. My nervousness had hampered my shooting ability. As my cum drizzled onto her Kung-Fu Grip, it started to harden, and she no longer had the ability to release The Grip.
Four hours later an emergency room doctor applied a solvent to our conjoined body parts that released her grip on my junk. Unfortunately, the extended period of time stuck in this position has rendered my cock to its "erected length" even when I am not hard. Well, I guess at least I look impressive in the showers.
e-cards don't serve a purpose.. they are free, so "it's the thought" doesn't hit home with anyone relaly. get rid of them.. save society!
tim
I wish a Virus would delete Windows and replace it with Linux! This is the ideal way to proprogate the open source virus!
I think you're supposed to swallow the pills, not stuff them down your c*ck
This is the sig that says NI (again)
We need a UN resolution against SPAM. If the originaters of the SPAM fail to comply with the UN resolution we should be able to carpet bomb the servers that distribute the SPAM. We may knock out a few unconnected servers but this is acceptable damage.
The servers would then have the option to chose their own destiny of what they will serve. No more of this evil SPAM that is only minutes away from targeting anyone in this world.
I think we should start by sending in inspection teams to find the origins of the SPAM.
On mars!
Let's get them right on it! The UN can protect our e-mail from spam the same way it protected the "Safe haven" Srbernica from Serbian invaders.
Goddamn bitch whacked out on Zoloft robbed the world of Troy McClure and the incomparable Lionel Hutz.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Plus I like looking at a dark terminal when reading mail.
Personally, when reading email I prefer looking into a dark monolith that's full of star for pixels.
Unfortunately, that doesn't run under cygwin because it's forever off-limits to us: while all the other worlds are ours, the monolith's on Europa, and we can attempt no landings there.
Maybe I can get Thumderbird to show... naw.
Opinions on the Twiddler2 hand-held keyboard?
your dogma just died man
Shitbitch.
I wonder how many ships of the same class as the HMS Beagle were made, and how much it'll cost the locals to get it endorsed as 'authentic'?
And isn't it amazing how these fans of evolutionary theory are almost religious about it all?
Evolutionism is a religion when they say that they know how something evolved. Creationism is a science when they find a fossilized hat and disprove the accuracy of commonly accepted dating methods.