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What's The Fastest Growing Linux Distro?

darthcamaro writes "What's the fastest growing Linux distro? This really solid article on InternetNews.com contains interviews with the Debian Project leader, the founder of Mandrake, SuSe, Red Hat and TurboLinux to get their take on who's the biggest and who's the baddest on the distro block. Also includes some interesting insight into the next round of releases."

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  1. I know! by GonzoDave · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's SCO Linux

    1. Re:I know! by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 5, Funny

      "LawsuitLinux", with a penguin dressed up as a lawyer? And costs $699?

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    2. Re:I know! by DebianRcksLindowsLie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, the penguin is already "wearing a tux..."

    3. Re:I know! by Ziviyr · · Score: 3, Funny

      Right next to:
      "Jailbait Linux", with a penguin dressed up as britney spears? And costs $6.99?

      Hmm, I think I crossed a line here...

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  2. Better set a minimum size... by Kjella · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...or the fastest growing one would be the one that went from 1 to 5 users last week ;)

    Kjella

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    1. Re:Better set a minimum size... by niittyniemi · · Score: 5, Funny

      > ...or the fastest growing one would be the
      > one that went from 1 to 5 users last week ;)


      There always has to be at least one person having a dig at Hurd ;)

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  3. Gentoo by alanoneil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gentoo would be rated higher, but they're still waiting for the results to compile.

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    1. Re:Gentoo by Cranx · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sometimes people say things at just the right time to make it stinking hilarious. I have been compiling Gentoo+KDE on an older computer here since Saturday afternoon.

    2. Re:Gentoo by Gerald · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure it does. It's called "bash".

    3. Re:Gentoo by offpath3 · · Score: 4, Funny
      compiling puts hair on your chest!

      No wonder there are fewer women in computer science!

    4. Re:Gentoo by EnormousTooth · · Score: 3, Funny

      I use emacs, you insensitive clod!

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    5. Re:Gentoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gentoo Linux: Because life it too short to reboot all day, but long enough to "emerge openoffice.org".

    6. Re:Gentoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Moreover, this explains the women who are there!

    7. Re:Gentoo by E_elven · · Score: 3, Funny

      Repeat after me: "I do not need KDE."
      Repeat after me: "Okay, at least I don't need it compiled from source."

      Look at Fluxbox, Blackbox, FVWM or IceWM. Or the KDE precompilation?

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  4. Definitely... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 4, Funny

    SCO. They sold one license last week. Up 100% from the week before.

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    1. Re:Definitely... by KaLoSoFt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually in this case it should be infinite growth for SCO Linux. Till last week: 0 licences sold Last week: 1 licence The Growth of their customer base in percents is (1/0)*100 and lim[(1/0)*100]->infinity :)

  5. Re:The fastest shrinking distro by filtur · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see that Redhat has been in the pool......

  6. Fastest growing? by s4m7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My debian distro grows every day. not sure how fast though.

    apt-get update
    apt-get upgrade

    30 new packages installed, none removed and 2 held back.

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  7. obligatory post of article text *g* by Marvin_OScribbley · · Score: 4, Funny

    "What's the fastest growing Linux distro? This really solid article on InternetNews.com contains interviews with the Debian Project leader, the founder of Mandrake, SuSe, Red Hat and TurboLinux to get their take on who's the biggest and who's the baddest on the distro block."

    Debian Project Leader: "The faster growing Linux distro is Debian."
    Mandrake Founder: "No, its Mandrake."
    SuSe Founder: "Guess again, it's SuSe!"
    Red Hat: "We feel the faster growing distro is Red Hat."
    TurboLinux: "Our title says it all - we are the faster growing distro!"

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  8. WINDOWS 2000 - THE OPEN SOURCE EDITION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has only been in distribution for a couple of days now and it's doing pretty well. I'd say it will surpass lunix by the end of the year.

  9. Re:according to google by klasikahl · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course an article/posting on debianhelp.org is going to say that its the fastest growing distro. Relying on that information is like relying on the Microsoft TCO numbers from an "independant" research company.

  10. Fastest Growing? by renelicious · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on its gotta be Fedora, I remember just a few versions ago it all fit on 1 CD, but this weekend I had to download 4 DAMN discs to make the new version run.

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  11. GoogleFight! by ebilhoax · · Score: 5, Funny

    Redhat vs Debian: RedHat wins!
    Redhat vs Slackware: RedHat wins!
    Redhat vs Gentoo: Redhat wins!
    Open Source vs Closed Source: Open Source wins! ;p

  12. Re:I'd think it's Knoppix by chamilto0516 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually the most installed distro HAS to be Knoppix. I "install" it every time I reboot! (I have a laptop plugged into an outlet across the room and my 3yr old likes to kick the power out every other day). I alone am probably responsible for half the knoppix installations if such things could be tracked.

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  13. Re:From what I gather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "And BSD is not dying!!"

    Of course it isn't, it's already dead.

  14. Hard to say by El · · Score: 5, Funny

    But for certain, the slowest growing Linux distro is the SCO "All your code base are belong to us!" Linux.

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  15. Re:From what I gather... by __past__ · · Score: 5, Funny
    It seems to be Gentoo to me, it's always suggested when someone asks for a new distro
    The main problem with Gentoo seems to be that it is also always recommended when nobody did ask for a new distro.
  16. Yggdrasil, of course by kerskine · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...all other distros are for wussies

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  17. MY distro is the fastest growing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    2 months ago, no one was using my distro.

    1 month ago, I created a distro, which was remarkably similar to Red Hat, but with a few extra configuration files specific to our computer lab. My distro had one user -- me.

    This month, I installed my distro on 10 other machines in the lab. Yes, that's right -- in one month, my distro's userbase increased from 1 to 11, or an increase of 1000% That's an annualized growth rate of 10^12, or over ONE TRILLION PERCENT!

    So, please either acknowledge that (1) my distro is the fastest growing, or (2) "fastest growing" statistics are really dumb.

  18. Re:The fastest shrinking distro by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's not fast! I recently packaged my own LFS distro and installed it on my own computer. Guess what, I went from 0 to 1 users. Beat that for growth!