Candidate Ads, Coming Soon To An Inbox Near You
ooby writes "MSNBC reports that Bush and Kerry plan to shoot off a million or so emails to their closest friends. By using the Internet to distribute ads, presidential candidates believe they can reach more people using less money. I guess that's why they wrote that loophole in that awesome new spam law."
They're actually going to send spams advertising their opponent's campaigns.
Badass Resumes
If I can devise a Lurch filter I might be able to avoid any messages from Kerry too.
I think you said why we like this guy.
"I'm not Bush!"
Kodos: It's true, we are aliens, but what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system...you HAVE to vote for one of us!!
Man: He's right, this is a two-party system!
Second Man: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away! (evil laugh)
Maybe not though. According to Dave Barry there's at least 14 or 15 people that are not on the internet yet. This type of campaigning would miss these people.