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Appeals Court OKs FTC's Do-Not-Call List

GTRacer writes "The USA Today website just posted a report that the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals (Denver) has upheld the FTC's national Do Not Call registry. In their decision, the Court found the list to be 'a valid commercial speech regulation...without burdening an excessive amount of speech.' The telemarketers had challenged the constitutionality of blocking commercial free speech while allowing charities and select others to continue phone solicitation. Interestingly enough, 'Officials in the telemarketing industry did not immediately return calls seeking comment.' Isn't it now obvious these people have a double-standard when it comes to reaching out and touching someone?" The court's decision is available to read.

216 comments

  1. Why not - with so many loopholes? by erick99 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I don't think anyone was terribly surprised that the registry was upheld. There was a lot of public support and this is, after all, a big election year. What will be interesting to see is how fast the telemarketing firms find work-arounds. For example:

    "Companies can telemarket to anyone who has bought, leased or rented something from them within the last 18 months, or to anyone who has inquired about or applied for something with them within the last three months.

    It also exempts long-distance phone companies and airlines; banks and credit unions; and insurance companies operating under state regulation.

    You could drive a truck full of mailing lists through that loophole. I am sure they will come up with something....

    Happy Trails!

    Erick

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    1. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It also exempts long-distance phone companies

      I don't see any reference to this exemption at www.donotcall.gov. Where does it say that phone companies and airlines are exempt?

    2. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by Maestro4k · · Score: 4, Insightful
      • I don't think anyone was terribly surprised that the registry was upheld. There was a lot of public support and this is, after all, a big election year.
      I think there were a lot of people concerned that the court wouldn't respond this way. The telemarketing industry has deep pockets to spend on lobbying and/or buying out congressmen/women's votes. (Granted, they aren't the only industry that does this, just the only ones that matter in the particular case.) Congress has shown time and again they could care less what their constituents really want, just as long as their industry masters are happy. Yes, even in election years. Besides, what do they really have to worry about? Most average joe citizens don't even pay attention to the local news, they're not to likely to hear about how their congressperson shoved a last-minute addon to some bill, with the addon being totally anti-consumer.
    3. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by jfengel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In theory, the fact that this is an election year doesn't matter for the judge. Appeals court judges are appointed for life precisely to put them above politics (which moves the politics to the nomination and approvals side of things).

      Popularity can get the law passed, but only the constitution (and the common law) go into whether the judge approves it.

      In theory.

    4. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by pavon · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone was terribly surprised that the registry was upheld. There was a lot of public support and this is, after all, a big election year.

      How does this apply to judges which are not elected?

    5. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by kfg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What will be interesting to see is how fast the telemarketing firms find work-arounds.

      "Hello? Yes, this is the United Way. We're calling to let you know that under arrangement with Company X a small donation allows us to offer you. . . "

      KFG

    6. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're right. From my understanding these sorts of nuisance restrictions are just an elaborate song and dance between companies (spammers/telemarketers) and the government. The government hears all the complaining from consumers (via Dateline or whatever) and some elaborate method of restricting such marketing without trampling the Constitution (upheld because telephone lines/bandwidth are private commodities?) and then it's the telemarketers' turn to peruse the writing and find the loopholes (which the parent mentioned) to sneak past the regulation, and the government has to redraft a new law, ad infinitum.

      If the government violates the Constitution, game over. Likewise if these businesses violate legitimate law.

      Who loses? Well, of course, the citizens, who must contend with increasingly restrictive laws regarding telephone/email usage and increasingly sophisticated and much-more-difficult-to-screen marketing tactics.

      Politicians get their big victory (yeah, in an election year). And as always lawyers win on both sides trying to uphold or crack through these laws.

      And it does seem ironic (and soft) that the exemptions are for those businesses that telemarket the most. Banks about mortgages and credit cards, "airlines" offering travel packages, and the like. Seems reminiscent of the recent "anti-spam" initiative. It sounds good to the voting populace, but it also has the campaign-financing corporations drooling with delight.

      Politics.

    7. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by Frennzy · · Score: 1

      and if they truly are...then these 'exempt' companies just got a great new method for generating revenue....doing telemarketing for companies that aren't exempt.

      Kind of like how credit card companies insist on filling your bill with thousands of ads, up to and including the one you have to peel off before you can glue the envelope shut.

    8. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Informative
      It also exempts long-distance phone companies and airlines; banks and credit unions; and insurance companies operating under state regulation.
      Sort-of. Phone companies, banks/etc, and airlines for some reason fall under the FCC's remit rather than the FTC's, so this is why they're "exempt". Except they're not, the FCC has ruled that these organizations are bound by the DNC list too.

      Which is why those of us who've signed up haven't had any unsolicted calls from phone companies or credit card issuers. :)

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    9. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by melquiades · · Score: 2, Funny

      "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice."

      (A favorite quote of mine -- someone had to say it!)

    10. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The FTC deals with Federal Comm matters. You probably have another office overseeing matters within your State. Take the oppertunity to impose some regulations of your own...

      Found your own $familyname Communications Assurance Group. Write up a policy forbidding any unsolicited phone calls. Post that policy on some web server in Kerplunkistan being fed by tcp/ip over tin-can-with-string protocol. Impose $10k fines for any violation. Take the name and number for anyone violating the policy. If they continue to violate your policy, then take them to court.

      You have dominion over your home. You can impose any policy you like as long as it is more stringent that existing policies. Anyone violating your policy can be punished within the existing system.

      You could even be easy and make sure the fines imposed are below your County's small claims limit. The companies would never even show up to contest the charges. You'd win by default. If they failed to pay, they'd be in violation of a court order.

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    11. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by Threni · · Score: 1

      > "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice."
      > (A favorite quote of mine -- someone had to say it!)

      It's more a favorite half quote of yours.

    12. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by blincoln · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am sure they will come up with something

      They already have.

      I get more telemarketing calls now (4-6+ a day) than I did *before* the registry.

      I was shocked (well, not really) to find out just how many non-profit agencies there are who want to get their hands on my money, as well as companies that have done business with me in the past 18 months.

      I'm sure they're using the "do-not-call" list as a source for numbers. I feel like a sucker for ever signing up.

      The most irritating one is an autodialer that repeats a recording about how I've been selected to receive a magically shitty vacation for only $99, but doesn't mention the name of the company so I can't report them. I was getting multiple messages a week from it on my voicemail for months.

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    13. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      only the constitution (and the common law) go into whether the judge approves it.

      ... and the number of telemarketing calls the judge gets at home while he's trying to eat dinner.

    14. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by mcpkaaos · · Score: 2, Funny

      but doesn't mention the name of the company so I can't report them

      So report them based on whatever contact information the recording left in the message. Unless none was mentioned?

      "Hi, you just won a vacation to Cancun! We just thought you'd like to know. Thank you!" *Click*

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    15. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Back in the day when I paid bills by mail, I would stuff all that garbage in the envelope and send it back to them so some minimum wage mailroom employee could throw it away for me.

    16. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by jostallin · · Score: 1

      How about, Q: We're taking a poll; do you intend to vote in the 2004 Presidential election? A: Yes/No. Q: Well, while I have you on the phone, would be interested in... ? After all, polls are exempt.

    17. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      The National DNC list has been a blessing to my house. The endless daily and nightly telemarketing calls have finally ceased! The sound of a ringing phone is no longer a source of dread and continual disruption.

      I rarely congratulate our government, but I'm proud of the judges involved who realized the need for this legislation.

    18. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by melquiades · · Score: 0

      Quotes follow the composite pattern: half of a quote is also a quote! "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" is a quote, even though I have not reprinted the entire text of A Tale of Two Cities.

      In this particular case, I've always considered the latter half of the quote unnecessary; it states the obvious in a way that detracts from the dry humor of the whole thing.

    19. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by blincoln · · Score: 1

      So report them based on whatever contact information the recording left in the message.

      There is none. If you get the call live, you can press nine to talk to a human who will take your credit card number, but I don't know of any way to weasel the company name out of them.

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    20. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that nice?

    21. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by dhall · · Score: 2, Informative

      From the actual website, under "more information"

      https://www.donotcall.gov/FAQ/FAQBusiness.aspx#W ho

      One caveat: if a consumer asks a company not to call, the company may not call, even if there is an established business relationship. Indeed, a company may not call a consumer - regardless of whether the consumer's number is on the registry - if the consumer has asked to be put on the company's own do not call list.

      Basically if you ask them not to call when you sign up for their services, they are legally obligated to NOT call you.

      I've had telemarketers attempt to bullshit me by saying, "we're the phone company, we're allowed to call you", at which point I throw them the riot act. It's BS, and they obviously have only read as far as they wanted to read, and no further.

    22. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by Threni · · Score: 1

      > In this particular case, I've always considered the latter half of the quote
      > unnecessary; it states the obvious in a way that detracts from the dry humor of
      > the whole thing.

      No, it's better when the whole quote is used. It's more pithy!

    23. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by yoshi_mon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think there were a lot of people concerned that the court wouldn't respond this way. The telemarketing industry has deep pockets to spend on lobbying and/or buying out congressmen/women's votes.

      The point is in this case it was not up to the congresscritters but the courts which are not nearly as easily bought as the former.

      The hard part, for now until all the loopholes need be patched, has been done by getting the bill passed. We must now watch to make sure it does not get repealed or nutered by said congresscritters when we arn't looking.

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    24. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by rabbit994 · · Score: 1

      I believe however, calling to conduct a poll with the intent to sell is illegal. That loophole is there for true polling companies. (True is subjective but companies that CNN and Fox use) I'm not going to discuss those said polls worth however.

    25. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by melquiades · · Score: 1

      Well, we can agree to disagree. My opinion: brevity is the soul of wit.

    26. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      It's great that the DNC list was upheld. Fresh ammunition for the next time SBC harasses me.

    27. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by 2short · · Score: 1

      Your experience surprises me. Telemarketing calls basically ceased at my house, down from 4-6 a day. I get maybe 1 a month from some charity. (Which gets added to my do-not-donate list)

      I'm sure they're using the "do-not-call" list as a source for numbers.

      I doubt this. The phone book is a much more complete list. Why would they want to specifically target people who have asked not to be called?

      Anyway, note that even those who are still allowed to call you initialy are required to stop if you ask them to.

    28. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by JPriest · · Score: 1
      This answers the question I was about to ask, so I am posting it instead.

      Consumers can register online or via phone now. In September 2003, telemarketers, sellers and their service providers will have access to the registry. They will be required to scrub their call lists against the National Do Not Call Registry at least once every three months.

      On October 1, 2003, the FTC and the States will start to enforce the National Do Not Call Registry provisions of the Amended Telemarketing Sales Rule. Violators are subject to a fine of up to $11,000 per violation. All covered sellers and telemarketers must access the National Do Not Call Registry in September 2003 if they plan to make covered calls after October 1, 2003.

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    29. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by Demonspawn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't understand how this is a Constitutional issue at all. The First Ammendment gives you a right to speak; it does not force me to listen to you.

      --Demonspawn

    30. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by Steve+B · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If you get the call live, you can press nine to talk to a human who will take your credit card number, but I don't know of any way to weasel the company name out of them.

      Hmmmm... how difficult would it be for the Feds and the credit card companies to set up a batch of "honeypot" credit card numbers that could be used to establish a paper trail on this sort of thing?

      (To forestall one objection, no, it isn't "entrapment" if the crook initiated the illegal activity without being specifically prompted in that direction.)

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    31. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      I get more telemarketing calls now (4-6+ a day) than I did *before* the registry.

      Telemarketing calls here have practically stopped since the DNC list came out. And we were getting a lot of them prior to the DNC list going into effect.

    32. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      Calling you allows them to speak to you, it doesnt force you to listen; after all you can always hang up.

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  2. Such language! by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    "in safeguarding personal privacy and reducing the danger of telemarketing abuse without burdening an excessive amount of speech."

    "without burdening an excessive amount of speech"? How about, "an excessive burdening of free speech"?

    Must have been one of those "C" average appointments I keep hearing about.

    'Officials in the telemarketing industry did not immediately return calls seeking comment.'

    Yeah, that's a hoot, but rest assured, their operators aren't exactly standing by on this one, they're probably lobbying like all get out.

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    1. Re:Such language! by RLW · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Since I have put my number on the do not call list I can eat dinner in peace. If those companies want to communicate their commercial interests with me, they can write a letter or buy an add on TV. The constant ringing of the phone is too invasive.

      But you are correct in that the judge wrapped up the argument in such a way that it gave telemarketing some sort of limited right which had to be weighed against the benefits of limiting calls.

      The real bummer is still the judge in Denver(?) ruled that the list was unconstitutional in the first place. If the appellate judge earned a "C" then the district judge gets an "F-".

    2. Re:Such language! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of language... is it just me, or is the judge's decision one big widening troll?

    3. Re:Such language! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahahah true ;)

  3. Great News! by mekkab · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wooooo hooooo! Chalk one up for the little guy. Now if I could just get every other 80's fan from calling my phone number (867-5309-eee-ine) I'd be a happy man!

    P.S.- no, my name is NOT jenny.

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    1. Re:Great News! by EnsignExtra · · Score: 2, Funny

      But your phone number is prime!

    2. Re:Great News! by narftrek · · Score: 1

      But yesterday your phone number was up for auction on Ebay.
      Unfortunately they have dropped your auction. What's up with that man? Change your mind? It was up to $60K! Are you insane?

    3. Re:Great News! by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      And its cube is zero-free!

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  4. The real irony is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even when I pay Qwest to block telemarketers, THEY call me to sell me stuff.

    1. Re:The real irony is... by kfg · · Score: 1

      Are you not a current customer? See exceptions.

      KFG

    2. Re:The real irony is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent was noting the irony, not illegality, of that situation.

    3. Re:The real irony is... by kfg · · Score: 1

      And I was noting the irony of the government codifying the irony.

      KFG

    4. Re:The real irony is... by Nexus+Seven · · Score: 1

      But Qwest advertise the fact that they make telemarketing calls.

      Have you not seen the commercial with the elderly couple eating ribs? When the phone rings, they get all excited at the prospect of it being a telmarketing call from Qwest.

      Sure put me off being a customer.

  5. Please explain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Interestingly enough, 'Officials in the telemarketing industry did not immediately return calls seeking comment.' Isn't it now obvious these people have a double-standard when it comes to reaching out and touching someone?

    Where's the double standard? They have yet to challenge the legality of you not picking up your phone.

    1. Re:Please explain. by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where's the double standard? They have yet to challenge the legality of you not picking up your phone.

      I think they fight the right to make your phone ring at awkward hours. They don't challenge the right you have to not answer them, insult the heck out of them or slam the phone down on them.

      In short, they're in the same sort of situation as the MPAA and RIAA : they have businesses nobody wants anymore, and everybody would be happy to be rid of, so they use any argument and any method to ensure they stay alive as long as possible, against the natural flow of things that would have flushed them a long time ago. I'd do the same if it was my job I suppose, or perhaps I'd start looking for another job...

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  6. Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Looks like somebody in the industry wasn't willing to cough up enough cash to get the decision over turned.

  7. I'm not a Qwest fan by rjelks · · Score: 5, Funny

    My personal favorite was a call a got a few years ago. A qwest customer service rep. called at dinnertime to sell a new service. The new service in question... blocking telemarketers's calls. I asked her if it would block calls like hers and she told me, "No, you are our customer so we can still call you." I didn't opt for the service.

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  8. i know this tactic by theMerovingian · · Score: 5, Funny


    'Officials in the telemarketing industry did not immediately return calls seeking comment.'

    I bet they were just in the middle of dinner, all you have to do is try your call again at 9pm.

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  9. Another name for "do not call": by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    Silent number.

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    1. Re:Another name for "do not call": by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay telephone-ninja, back to bed with you.

    2. Re:Another name for "do not call": by MrHim · · Score: 2, Funny

      The problem is that it costs $2 a month (for Verizon, at least). My conversation went something like this:

      verizon: listing is free
      me: I don't want to be listed
      verizon: that's an extra charge of $2/mo
      me: you're charging me $2/mo for you NOT to do something?
      verizon: yes. listing is free
      me: you keep saying that like its a good thing.
      verizon: yes sir. What would you like to do?
      me: How does my name appear when it's listed?
      verizon: First initial and then last name.
      me: OK. Fine. Listed.
      verizon: What is your first name?
      me: "Q" .. no, wait... "X"


      Now when telemarketers call and ask for Mr. Him, I ask "which one"? At least 1 a week answers "X".

    3. Re:Another name for "do not call": by Trejkaz · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they let me customise the name it appears as in the book, I would have used Hugh Jass, or Eyemer Etard.

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  10. We demand free speech! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    'Officials in the telemarketing industry did not immediately return calls seeking comment.'

    Telemarketer: We demand free speech!
    Reporters: What do you think of this ruling?
    Telemarketer: No comment...

  11. Of Course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Officials in the telemarketing industry did not immediately return calls seeking comment."

    Perhaps we should call them over and over again, just to be sure. Around dinner time, and maybe again later.

    And all hours of the weekend. Definitely then.

  12. Can-Call Act by fembots · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fairly soon we'll have a Can-Call Act 2004 which allows telemarketers to call anyone as long as they identify themselves (hi, this is Mike) at the beginning of the call, and allows callees to opt-out (hang up the phone).

  13. Finally the courts did something right.... by overbyj · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have always been annoyed at the telemarketing industry's arguments as to why they should be able to do this. They have always maintained that it was free speech. What they fail to realize is that it is free speech that I have to pay for! Sure, I would have a phone anyway, but basically they are wasting my money. If they want to market on the street corner, go right ahead because that truly is free speech (obviously within limits) but when you come into my home on the telephone line I am paying for, then it crosses the line and that is not free speech.

    This leads me to another thought. I have always wondered why the telemarketing industry doesn't pay for people's phone lines in return for getting phone spam. ISP's do it, why not here?

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    1. Re:Finally the courts did something right.... by RLW · · Score: 1

      Also tell them that free speech as outlined in the constitution has always ment political speech. Commercial speech has never been held up to the same level of protection as political speech. The billing issue has to do with the fundimental way in which the phone system differs from SendMail. You can't operate a phone with out someone knowing who is paying for the service. With sendmail, by default, almost nobody knows who is really using the system.

    2. Re:Finally the courts did something right.... by plover · · Score: 4, Informative
      The judge's opinion in this case was that a person's home has always enjoyed a unique place with respect to the homeowner's rights. The concept of "cost" to the recipient didn't enter into his argument.

      Here's the relevant quote from Frisby v. Schultz the court cited in this ruling:

      One important aspect of residential privacy is protection of the unwilling listener. ... [A] special benefit of the privacy all citizens enjoy within their own walls, which the State may legislate to protect, is an ability to avoid intrusions. Thus, we have repeatedly held that individuals are not required to welcome unwanted speech into their own homes and that the government may protect this freedom.

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    3. Re:Finally the courts did something right.... by crucini · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify - anyone wanting to call you should get your permission first, before they come into your home on the telephone line you're paying for. Is that it?

    4. Re:Finally the courts did something right.... by plover · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That may be the original poster's idea, (and I realize you're just trolling for a fight with him here,) but that's not what the court based this decision on. It is, however, one of the arguments used to prevent telemarketing calls over cell phones and is the basis of the junk fax law.

      The court said basically that since you can post a "No soliciting" sign and positively affirm your intention to keep solicitors from your door, you have that right and that the government is within their boundaries to pass laws enforcing your right to be left alone. So in a parallel vein, if you "post your intention to be left alone on the phone" in a public place, specifically signing up for this "do-not-call list," that it carries the same intent and it should therefore carry the same weight. And the government is equally qualified to pass a law enforcing your right to request to be left alone in this parallel case.

      It's very much a common sense decision, and it was backed with lots of precedence. If you read the courts' opinions on these types of cases you'll find that most often the decisions are based on common sense rather than on some weird legal twist. Sure, the odd decision comes through occasionally, but for the most part judges do issue reasonable, understandable rulings.

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    5. Re:Finally the courts did something right.... by zero_offset · · Score: 1
      One important aspect of residential privacy is protection of the unwilling listener. ... [A] special benefit of the privacy all citizens enjoy within their own walls, which the State may legislate to protect, is an ability to avoid intrusions. Thus, we have repeatedly held that individuals are not required to welcome unwanted speech into their own homes and that the government may protect this freedom.

      Wouldn't it be great to have that pre-recorded, to play back at the push of a button when some jerkoff calls you and interrupts dinner? Of course, it would have to be recorded in an officious Announcer's Voice...

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    6. Re:Finally the courts did something right.... by yourmom16 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not quite; the no soliciting signs are entirely different, they are legally valid not because of some 'right to be left alone,' but because of property rights; they do not have permission, and were expressly told that they do not, to be on your property if they intend to sell you something. If they do you can sue them for tresspassing.

      So in a parallel vein, if you "post your intention to be left alone on the phone" in a public place, specifically signing up for this "do-not-call list," that it carries the same intent and it should therefore carry the same weight

      No the intent alone does not make it valid. If I sell you something I own, that is allowed. If I sell you something you own, and refuse to let you have it if you don't pay me, that is illegal. In both cases my intent is to get money, so should the sales be just as valid? The difference is that while I have the right to not let you use something I own, just as you have the right to not let others on your property, I do not have the right to refuse to allow you to use your property, just as you do not have the right to make others not call you.

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  14. Free Speach unlimited commercial speach by ScreamingLordByron · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is refreshing to see the Courts stepping forward to reassert the legal precedent that free speach does not equal unlimited commercial speach. With the continuing growth of political influence of coporations both in the U.S. and world wide and the increasing rights granted to the these coporate entities, a clear delinitation of the the rights of individuals (as guaranteed by the Constitution) vs. the rights that have been accorded to corporations (largely as a result of campaign contributions ... giving rise to the related debate of does $ = speach in the political arena)is certainly called for. Despite the cat calls of the much of the right wing of american politics decrying the "black robed tyranny" of the american judiciary, I for one am glad to see the legal system prtecting the rights of individuals and refusing to water down the rights granted to individuals by affording equal footing to artifical entites such as corporations! Three Cheers for the proletariot! ;)

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  15. Is this some sort of entitlement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't an entrepreneur come up with a phone system that works against telemarketers, perhaps at a slight fee to the users of the system? I've been using a cell phone for quite some time, and do not get telemarketers calling me. Is it because I have legal recourse because it's costing me money? How about a similar land-line system? Why do I need my government to step in and babysit this problem, rather than letting the providers and consumers duke it out? I don't recall ad-free telephones being some sort of fundamental human right. How about turning off the phone at dinner time? Are there no commercial problems that can be solved anymore without the government?

    1. Re:Is this some sort of entitlement? by Aardpig · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't recall ad-free telephones being some sort of fundamental human right. How about turning off the phone at dinner time?

      I think you will find this falls under the right to privacy. I have the right to enjoy my evenings peacefully in my own home, without telemarketers calling me every half hour.

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    2. Re:Is this some sort of entitlement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is silly. If you left your door open, you'll get people peeking in as they drive by. I know I pull the shades in my bedroom before changing (and I'm sure the neighborhood thanks me). You can turn your phone off if you want privacy. And if you're unhappy that you have to do that, let your phone company know about it, or look for another solution. If you're unhappy that there is no good solution for you, then you're unhappy. That doesn't mean there's some inalienable right to a quiet evening with a phone.

    3. Re:Is this some sort of entitlement? by El · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't recall ad-free telephones being some sort of fundamental human right. How about turning off the phone at dinner time? I'm sure this obvious solution never occured to those of us awaiting a call back from a job recruiter, our sick relatives at the hospital, a suicidal friend in desparate need of being talked out of doing something stupid, or a child unsure whether or not they can get a ride home from the mall... ever stop to think that I might feel obliged to answer my phone because there are more important people trying to contact me than telemarketers? And that the time I spend convincing somebody who won't take "fuck no!" for an answer could make a life-changing difference to somebody else who isn't a bottom-feeding scumbag?

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    4. Re:Is this some sort of entitlement? by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      I've found responding with "I'm not interested at this time, thank you." and then hanging up the phone before they launch into their poorly rehearsed "but wait.. there's more" spiel, works quite well.

      It's more polite than screaming at them and then sticking around listening to them continue with their useless natter, and gentler on ones own blood pressure as well.
      It's also more effective, since you don't end up wasting more time in the conversation than necessary.
      It's also easier on the poor schmuck on the other end of the line who barely makes a dime calling complete strangers. I couldn't stand that job, myself, and I don't see that yelling at them is going to help them find a better job, or make their current one any more pleasant. Remember - it's not the actual callers who are the scumbags, but the companies who employ them.

      But that's just me.

    5. Re:Is this some sort of entitlement? by bnenning · · Score: 1

      Remember - it's not the actual callers who are the scumbags, but the companies who employ them.

      It's not an either-or situation. Both parties are deliberately harrassing us and invading our privacy for their own benefit. Neither deserve any sympathy.

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    6. Re:Is this some sort of entitlement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I like to do is to say, "First would you please take me off your call list." Then once they have that, I ask in a calm manner, "Tell your manager that your company can lick my nuts." Then I hang up.

    7. Re:Is this some sort of entitlement? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      I've been using a cell phone for quite some time, and do not get telemarketers calling me. Is it because I have legal recourse because it's costing me money?

      You pay for incoming calls? What crazy hick village do you live in?

      But regardless, I don't pay for incoming calls, and I still don't get telemarketers hassling me on my mobile phone. I assume this is because the directory doesn't list mobile numbers unless you pay extra to add the number.

      Maybe that's the solution afterall. Everybody get mobile phones... and quickly, before they realise you're doing it, so that they don't change the way it works and start listing mobiles.

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    8. Re:Is this some sort of entitlement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What has the parent of this only had 2 telemarketing phone calls. It's apparent that the parent of this reply is either Ghandi or does not understand that depending on the region you live in, you could get easily get 15 to 20 a day (think Florida where there's a lot of old folk that the telemarketers find easy prey to rip off).

    9. Re:Is this some sort of entitlement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. This "poor schmuck" talks my Grandfather with Alzheimer's into buying $500 worth of crap he doesn't need or remember he's bought the next day. It's a hassle for my family to try to get it staightened out.

    10. Re:Is this some sort of entitlement? by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Why do I need my government to step in and babysit this problem, rather than letting the providers and consumers duke it out?

      Because civilized societies have found that it works better to have the police enforce private property rights than to have everybody duke it out when somebody takes it into his head to steal or trespass.

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      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    11. Re:Is this some sort of entitlement? by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Remember - it's not the actual callers who are the scumbags, but the companies who employ them.

      I vuz chust vollowink orderz!

      (No, I am not implying that telepests are as bad as Nazi war criminals. I am pointing out that the same principle of inalienable personal responsibility applies to both cases.)

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      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    12. Re:Is this some sort of entitlement? by Steve+B · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If you want privacy from salesdrones knocking on your door, hang up a "NO SOLICITORS" sign.

      If you want privacy from salesdrones ringing your phone, post a "DO NOT CALL" notification on the list.

      The two are precisely equivalent, and equally deserving of police enforcement against people who violate your property rights by disregarding them.

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      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    13. Re:Is this some sort of entitlement? by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      I don't recall ad-free telephones being some sort of fundamental human right. How about turning off the phone at dinner time? Are there no commercial problems that can be solved anymore without the government?

      And I don't recall that assholes like you have any fundemental human right to piss off people who don't want to hear from you. I tried telling you "I don't do business with telemarketers, put me on your do not call list". I tried saying "I've got something on the stove, hold on a minute" and going back to whatever I was doing. I tried saying "Fuck off and die, telemarketing scum!".

      And you assholes kept calling. So now there is a law, and you still don't get it.

    14. Re:Is this some sort of entitlement? by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      Well I consider myself fortunate that I get only about 3 calls every day or so (not counting however many I get when I'm not at home to answer them).

      Perhaps I painted with too broad a brush. There are certainly those for whom telemarketing is exactly the type of job they are most suited. These are definitely those who take advantage of Alzheimers sufferers and other slimy practices. You'll find them selling used cars as well.

      But I'd say, from my limited experience in the matter, that the majority of my contact is with those who stammer my name and stagger through their rote-learned spiel.

      I pity these people.

      That doesn't mean I stick around listening to them prattle on.

      I'm certainly not Ghandi, or blessed with any special patience. I just don't see why I should bother wasting my breath and anger on them. I've known several people who have been involved with hard-sell lines of work. One was door-to-door, selling those little discount cards, the ones where the pitch is "$200 worth of value for only $25". He was the most laid back guy in the world and was just looking for some cash so he could make next months rent. He told me how the lead sales people would get everyone together in the morning and whip them into this frenzy like a coach gives a pep talk to a team. It was insane how well it worked. He was overtaken with selling zeal for several hours after each session. He told me he had to quit that job before it became permanent.

      What I'm getting at is, the people who call you on the phone are just sitting at their desk, doing their job like you are. Their boss is riding them hard to make sales, and he's right there in the next office over.

      Sure it's a crappy job, and no one _has_ to do it. But in many cases it's these peoples best option, and shouting at them doesn't make them stop calling you.

  16. out of order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Either the DNC lists are working or my phone has been out of order for a while. I'd as a friend to call and check but I only know virtual people.

    1. Re:out of order by belroth · · Score: 2, Funny
      Either the DNC lists are working or my phone has been out of order for a while. I'd as a friend to call and check but I only know virtual people.

      No problem, just post your telephone number here and I'm sure it'll be tested...
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  17. This and E-Spam by fembots · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Will any of these "laws" work? By the look of all these Anti-Spam efforts, nothing seems to work, so how does this differ?

    1. Re:This and E-Spam by plover · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Phone calls can be traced, but spam cannot. If you can trace the call, you can begin legal action against the caller. If you can't trace the spam, or if it leads offshore, you can do nothing.

      The other big difference is due to the low cost of sending spam v. the relatively high expense of placing calls. Even if the CAN-SPAM law starts getting enforced, the spammers could simply move offshore and continue their harrassment. I constantly get Italian-language spam (salami?) even though I only know about ten words of Italian. But when you factor in the costs involved, international long distance is currently too high a barrier for telemarketers to cross.

      Sadly, this might all change with VoIP. "Voila-marketers" (I just made that term up) from off-shore sweatshops who can place international sales calls for almost-free just might do for the telephone what spam did for email. Scripts and canned recordings would even drastically reduce the language barriers, permitting poor English speakers to control synthesized voices that sound as smooth as James Earl Jones'. And so your prediction may unfortunately come true.

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      John
    2. Re:This and E-Spam by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Great, that's the last thing we need... some staircase sales company in Brazil with a text to speech VOIP telephone system which sounds like a robot, randomly calling people up to ask "DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?"

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    3. Re:This and E-Spam by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      Hey, they wouldn't even need sweatshops. They could just do an automated recorded message calling everybody on their lists, since they wouldn't have to worry about those laws against them. Cell phones wouldn't be safe either.

  18. Damn... by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

    I was really pulling for this judgement to be held up. My reasoning, if the law had been shot down, due to the loopholes the polticians left themselves, then maybe they would have drafted a law which included themselves in it. On the other hand, they may have just tried to sweep the whole issue under the rug and forget about it, so I guess I'll just be happy with the half win we got.

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    Laziness is the father.
  19. should be glad by potpie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They should be GLAD to have people block their calls, because the people blocking their calls are (probably with some exceptions) the people who aren't going to buy anything from them. It eliminates wasted phone time. Now they should rejoice that they can cut costs by focusing on the few people who actually WILL buy from them, probably just to talk to another human being (that is, if it's not an automated system).

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  20. The DNC list helps telemarketers by B.D.Mills · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can someone explain why the telemarketers are fighting this with everything at their disposal, when this list actually helps them? By excluding the numbers of people that are not interested in receiving telemarketing solicitations, it increases the likelihood that a particular call is to someone who is willing to buy. The DNC list also has other benefits that have not been foreseen by the telemarketers. For example, telephone numbers for fax machines and modems can be placed on this list so that telemarketers don't waste their time calling them.

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    1. Re:The DNC list helps telemarketers by spells · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The reason is simple. You have assumed that adding your name to the DNC means that you would never buy something over the phone. Although that seems logical, it's a bad assumption. To stereotype a bit, think of a husband adding the number to the DNC because the wife keeps buying the "crap" over the phone. Telemarketers want to keep talking to the wife.

    2. Re:The DNC list helps telemarketers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because telemarketing is not about finding people who want to buy the product. Its about finding people not fully competent to resist high pressure sales tactics.

      The senile or otherwise mentally impaired are one of the targets, people who need to have a phone but are vulnerable. They oppose DNC because it lets you and me stop sleazy salesmen calling our elderly relatives when age makes them vulnerable. It takes away the easy targets and makes them work harder.

    3. Re:The DNC list helps telemarketers by cmowire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've said it before and I'll say it again.

      Telemarketers are not people like you and me in about the same way as Jeffery Dalhmer isn't a person like you and me.

      The problem is, because so many folks signed up for it, it very clearly shows them that people really didn't want to be called on the phone, which leads to more troubles down the road for telemarketing-related industries.

    4. Re:The DNC list helps telemarketers by multimed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because telemarketers don't care that the people they call don't buy anything during the call or even that the people are terribly pissed off and possibly won't ever buy anything from the seller again. Most telemarkers don't sell anything--they're service companies who get paid for making the calls. It's pretty similar to spam in that regard--the ones that actually are contacting the prospect (and I'll use that term lightly) are generally paid for the bulk of contacts, not the actual response rate of the ads. They're in the information business--their databases are what companies pay for and even if the people don't buy anything on any given campaign, telemarketers make their money off simply having live ones on the other end.

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    5. Re:The DNC list helps telemarketers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Research has shown that the people most likely to buy things from telemarketing are those who do not actually want calls but, when confronted with aggressive marketing pitches, cave. The telemarketers make extensive use of psychology to apply pressure to people when selling to them, and this makes most people uncomfortable. The people who are the most uncomfortable are the ones who buy things, but they are also among the first to get on the DNC BECAUSE these calls make them feel uncomfortable. The telemarketers know these people are their lifeblood.

      There are actually very few people who would choose to be called, and most of them are slightly crazy and unlikely to buy very much.

    6. Re:The DNC list helps telemarketers by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1


      Firstly, not every person who is annoyed by telemarketers is up to speed with this DNC list. They might not get around to it, or they might not even have heard of it...

      Secondly, there's those who are just easy marks. They can't say no. If the DNC list allows these easily-pushed-around types to opt out before a smarmy salesperson corners them in their own living room, then this can only hurt those kinds of sales.

    7. Re:The DNC list helps telemarketers by Tassach · · Score: 1

      I think that comparing all telemarketers to a serial killer is a bit harsh. The people making the calls are just poor shlubs who are doing the only thing they can to survive -- they are no more detestable than a prostitute or a beggar working a street corner. The real subhuman dirtballs are the rich bastards who finance and use telemarketing operations.

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    8. Re:The DNC list helps telemarketers by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      The people making the calls are just poor shlubs who are doing the only thing they can to survive -- they are no more detestable than a prostitute or a beggar working a street corner.

      That's an unfair comparison -- a prostitute is selling something people want.

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      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    9. Re:The DNC list helps telemarketers by cmowire · · Score: 1

      The people calling are folks who really need a buck.

      I was referring to the folks who finance and use telemarketing operations. ;)

  21. bypassing the laws.... by segment · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The National Do Not Call Registry gives you a choice about whether to receive telemarketing calls at home.

    Define telemarketing calls. What I think will happen is companies will adapt with something to obscure the dubious title of telemarketing companies. Think about it for a second... So company X cannot call you soliciting products, but a charity can still call you. So now using some lax LLC laws, a telemarketer can reinvent itself as some form of charity Company X charity... Sure they can pitch something honest sounding but let's take a look at namebranding for a second...

    charity: "Good day sir, we're with the Microsoft Save the World foundation..."

    Sure it sounds dumb, but I'm sure telemarketers will find a way around this. By the way no mention of how this includes those annoying companies calling you to do independent studies, surveys, etc. At least from what I saw on the page.

    Oh well, it will be a matter of time (likely after November) where an anonymous plane mysteriously drops a bag of cash on someone politicians desk, and these laws are re-argued and reverse. Just like the Public Utility Holding Company Act, Federal Power Act, and Federal Communications Act. All down the tubes.

    1. Re:bypassing the laws.... by multimed · · Score: 1

      Or along the same vein but much more likely, they'll call doing a survey. Something along the lines of "Do you like our product?" "Would you like to buy some?"

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  22. Also, banks are not 'exempt' by missing000 · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a consultant for a large mortgage bank, I can assure you banks are not exempt.

    This fact helped me convince upper management that outbound campaigns were a cost prohibitive idea.

    1. Re:Also, banks are not 'exempt' by dave420-2 · · Score: 0

      With all due respect, influential corporations with large amounts of money are exempt from doing very little, if they want to...

  23. Riiinnng Riiinnng by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Marketer: Hi we are a nonprofit agency.

    Guy at home: Sorry, I am on the do-no-call list

    Marketer: Yes, but we have an exceptional product which you might be interested in, in exchange for your donation.

    Guy at home: How the hell can you be nonprofit and sell shit at the same time?

    1. Re:Riiinnng Riiinnng by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Guy at home: How the hell can you be nonprofit and sell shit at the same time?

      This is not a contradiction. Non-profit simply means they aren't out for a profit. They can recoup operating costs, they just can't make a profit (hence a non-profit).

    2. Re:Riiinnng Riiinnng by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > Marketer: Hi we are a nonprofit agency.
      >
      > Guy at home: Sorry, I am on the do-no-call list
      >
      > Marketer: Yes, but we have an exceptional product which you might be interested in, in exchange for your donation.
      >
      >Guy at home: How the hell can you be nonprofit and sell shit at the same time?

      Simple! Use this price list from a representative 501(c)3 UFO cult!

      How do you get to be a 501(c)3 UFO cult? You DDOS the IRS with "individual" subpoenas, and if you've got enough dirt on enough politicians, the IRS caves.

    3. Re:Riiinnng Riiinnng by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All businesses have the intention of turning a profit. If you purposely do not turn a profit for several years, the IRS will be coming after you for tax evasion most likely.

    4. Re:Riiinnng Riiinnng by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Mastercard are non-profit...

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  24. It's time... by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...to get these fools who think they have a "right" to market to everyone to shut the hell up. A lot of us are sick of everything being done for profit at the expense of our own quality of life. Wouldn't it be nice if you could open your inbox, look in your mailbox, answer your phone or door, and know that there wouldn't be someone trying to sell you useless crap that you aren't interested in on the other end? How novel an idea. And then on top of all of this we get other assholes coming in trying to make money off of filtering out what we don't want disrupting us. (Privacy Manager from the phone company, or move to an ISP that has spam filtering even if they are more expensive or have other limitations you don't want) So you have to PAY to keep people from trying to sell you stuff? Has it really come to that?

    This is not what the founding fathers had in mind. The America we are living in has been co-opted by people infected with a severe mental problem. That problem is the idea that you can't be "successful" unless you make more money than everyone else. When did we start encouraging this kind of thing? And Why? I suppose this is what we deserve for being a culture that worships the dollar. I'm sorry, but I'd like to be excommunicated right now. I don't want to have anything to do with people who measure their value in net worth. Instead I want to be part of a culture that that discourages stupidity. One where being able to "kick ass" or "rule" is of no value. I want to be part of a culture that realizes that if life is to be fair, we have to educate everyone and address each individual case as a society. I want to be in a culture where education is not K-12, but age four - death.

    But I'm getting ahead of myself. My main point is that the DNC list wouldn't be neccessary if we hadn't fostered the ills of competetive personalities and avarice. If there wasn't a drive in our society to make the most money regardless of how good or poor your product is, this wouldn't be a problem. It wouldn't be a problem if, as a culture, we DIDN'T buy the crap that is sold via telemarketing and spam and direct mail. It especially wouldn't be a problem if instead we encouraged companies to make GOOD products and then rest on the quality of their product to sell them. After all, isn't that what competition and free market is really all about? The cream rising to the top so to speak?

    I have no problem with people wanting to sell things as long as they realize it's not a right, it's a privelege. And, as the consumer, it's my right to decide on my own if the product is right for me... or even useful in any way. Sorry, but even if I was bald, I don't think I'd be buying spray on hair. It just doesn't seem like a good idea.

    1. Re:It's time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Sorry, but even if I was bald, I don't think I'd be buying spray on hair. It just doesn't seem like a good idea."

      It's not. I'm bald, I tried it, it sucked. End of story.

    2. Re:It's time... by boinger · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I don't understand your sig.

      Are you pro gay marriage (illustrating that it's pointless to forego some arbitrary ritual, so why not let everyone do it)?

      Are you anti gay marriage (illustrating that they don't need the ritual if they're committed, and it's an exclusive 'breeder program' anyway)?

      Or are you anti-marriage in general (illustrating that the ritual itself is arbitrary, and you don't care for it)?

      Pardon me if this is some 'know' quote that I just missed.

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    3. Re:It's time... by Richy_T · · Score: 1
      I think he means that just because he's not married doesn't mean he's not whipped by his girlfriend.


      Rich

    4. Re:It's time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that.

      Can I just clarify one thing for you? The reason we are worshipping the dollar and unrestrained greed and avarice as primary social values is because our economic system FORCES US TO.

      Hear, hear, to the benefits of free-market capitalism: from each one (worker) as much as we can squeeze out of them (with large pliers), to each one (capitalist) as much as they can steal, rob, lie, and cheat their way into. Vote for your friendly local politician (professional liar/scam artist/spin doctor). Listen to friendly unbiased corporate media (capitalism is always right; ordinary people are always wrong; government and corporations know what is best for you even if it kills you). Enjoy the quality of environment the free market brings you (even as you choke on smog, your house burns down because of global warming, and your body slowly shuts down from various diseases and lack of medicine). Educate yourself in the fine education system provided for the masses (learn how to be a good, loyal, boot-licking, non-thinking, uneducated 3-cents-an-hour sweatshop corporate drone). Survey the excellent global political situation (as multiple small local wars of conquest and imperialist plunder inevitably lead to the next shiny and patriotic World War).

      There you have it, gentle reader. The multiple benefits of global capitalism.

    5. Re:It's time... by skifreak87 · · Score: 1

      While this might be slightly off topic, this is in response to your anger at how our society is so competition driven.

      There was recently an article written in my campus newspaper entitled "Riding the Curve". It had to do with the fact that most classes are graded on a curve, and consequently, your grade (supposedly a measure of competence) is merely a reflection of how well you do solely in comparison to everyone else.

      His examples included a small computer science seminar in which his friend was happy to hear that his project did not work out, because his friend's did not either and perhaps this meant most people failed at there task and the grading would be much easier. Also mentioned was how taking an intro-level comp sci course which was filled with CS majors in the fall, had a much more forgiving curve in the spring and how this was ridiculous.

      It all boils down to everything is competition based. It doesn't matter how well you do, just how many people you do better than. It was the same thing with the selective clubs here that people try to get into. They have X spots, and they take the X people with the most votes (and percentage of votes needed is usually insane for some of them, last year one was 94%) which generally fucks anyone without a sports team/fraternity/sorority backing them. From a game theoretic perspective, if I want to get my 10 friends in, my best option would be to vote for my 10 friends and vote against everyone else. It's how our society is and it sucks. I couldn't agree with you more that 1) the solution to most issues is to educate the masses, and 2) we need to push away from everything being a competition.

  25. Now let's stop the politicians by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My state's Do-Not-Call List has kept my phone blissfully silent for the last year or so. But the various DNC List laws have several loopholes. Perhaps the worst is the political campaign loophole. Worse yet, many of those campaigns are using automated responders which simply play a recording if you (or your answering machine) answers. Our primary is today, over the last three days I've gotten a half dozen unwelcome political calls and a dozen hung up calls that I can only guess are predictive dialers. For a phone that normally rings one a week this was a huge irritation. At least they haven't started calling my cell phone (yet).

    1. Re:Now let's stop the politicians by B.D.Mills · · Score: 1

      At least they haven't started calling my cell phone (yet).
      They are unlikely to do that. IANAL, but telemarketing to a cellphone happens to be illegal.

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    2. Re:Now let's stop the politicians by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Is there a particular reason why? What if you have a mobile phone with a local number which is listed in the phone book? Could you use that to stick it to the unknowing telemarketers who call it?

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    3. Re:Now let's stop the politicians by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 1
      Because some plans require the customer to pay for incoming calls as well as outbound.

      I can imagine the outrage - not only do we have to spend our TIME receiving telemarketing calls, but also spend MONEY doing the same.

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    4. Re:Now let's stop the politicians by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      You'd have to be insane to want a plan which charges for incoming calls.

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    5. Re:Now let's stop the politicians by Tokerat · · Score: 1


      My mother took up skeet shooting a few years back for a little while...when she did, she decided to become an NRA member. Now that's she isn't into all that anymore, the NRA can't seem to stand it. They call 3 times a day trying to get a hold of her. We can't do anything about it because although we're on the DNC list (both state and federal), they're a political party and can call us.

      Let me tell you what, I'm going to use my right to bear arms if they make me jump off the crapper to answer the damn phone one more time!

      The Do-Not-Call lists need TWO lists...one list for "Do Not Call if you're an annoying insurance salesman", and one list for "Don't any of you assholes call me, ever. If I didn't have friends I'd disconnect my phone. Scram."

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    6. Re:Now let's stop the politicians by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more.

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  26. This means the line will be open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With all those pesky telemarketers off your phone line, there's no excuse for you to miss those solicitations from .

  27. What we really need... by xoran99 · · Score: 1
    A Do Not Call Button. Upon receiving an unsolicited phone call, simply press a button on the phone to replay a random "In Soviet Russia" joke. That should do the trick.

    Or [NO CARRIER]

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  28. no fun by xot · · Score: 4, Funny

    I work for an outsourced Telemarketing company and i can tell you the DNC lists are NO fun at all to manage!
    And now that its got wide coverage , everyone we call wants to be or has applied to be on the FTC's list.All this is besides the numerous state lists that are maintained by all the states.

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    1. Re:no fun by seriv · · Score: 1

      Guess what, it isn't much fun to get telemarketing calls either!! The industry has had this coming, I am sorry that you have to manage the list, but the industry deserves it.

    2. Re:no fun by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      Man, I'm crying for you... it must be so difficult to have to check to see if someone has explicitly asked that you not pester them with your invasion of their privacy before you pester them with your invasion of their privacy.

      Telemarketers should be legal hunting.

    3. Re:no fun by lrucker · · Score: 5, Funny
      I work for an outsourced Telemarketing company

      You're involved in outsourcing and telemarketing - and you expect sympathy here?

    4. Re:no fun by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Informative
      > I work for an outsourced Telemarketing company and i can tell you the DNC lists are NO fun at all to manage!
      >
      > And now that its got wide coverage , everyone we call wants to be or has applied to be on the FTC's list.All this is besides the numerous state lists that are maintained by all the states.

      "Good!"

      If that doesn't make my opinion clear, I have another response that should make it three times as clear.

      "Good! Fuck you!"

    5. Re:no fun by texassage · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I used to work for an outsourced Telemarketing company. (Not that I am proud of it)

      DNC lists are just another list of numbers that you scrub against. Most clients have HUGE lists of numbers and don't want all of them called on a particular campaign. You also have to scrub continously based on timezone, regional activities (I.E. calling during a hurricane is usually not appreciated), local, state and now the federal DNC lists.

      They are NOT difficult to manage. What is difficult is finding enough good numbers to call during a shift. That is a different matter, and one that I have no sympathy for.

    6. Re:no fun by ghost. · · Score: 0, Troll
      I work for an outsourced Telemarketing company

      You're involved in outsourcing and telemarketing - and you expect sympathy here?

      Add to that, the message on the front page of his/her website:
      "To be viewed with IE5 or better. Netscape users, too bad. You don't deserve to see my site anyways."

      Let's see:
      1. Outsourcing
      2. Telemarketing
      3. Flagrantly IE-only website

      I believe that's a Slashdot hat trick.
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    7. Re:no fun by xot · · Score: 1

      haha, why do you people think i remotely care if any guys are getting calls even if they are on the dnc list? I take care of systems so my job is just get the work done.Outsourcing,telemarketing etc, no problem as long as i get a few solaris and HP unix servers to play with with a lil money.no sympathy required. ;-)

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    8. Re:no fun by xot · · Score: 1

      thnx buddy, that site desperately needs updating.im kinda ashamed of it myself.good reminder.

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    9. Re:no fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *whine* *bitch* *moan*

      Shaddap!

      You know what _I_ do for a living? I support outsourced telemarketing companies! I've been on the phone ALL NIGHT because some of these idiots have no concept of "Help Desk Hours".

      No, I am not on call at 3am. No, I cannot help you generate reports for your last shift, that department went home at 5pm.

      You people want real hell? Support a telemarketing center. My cell phone has to be plugged into the WALL all day, because my massive battery is drained in a matter of hours from all of the pages, two-ways, and phone calls I receive EVERY DAY!

      Stay in school, kids.

    10. Re:no fun by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      now that its got wide coverage

      Maybe this "lawsuit" thing wasn't such a bright idea....

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    11. Re:no fun by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      I guess the perfect revenge on him would be to Slashdot his server, don't you think?

  29. Does that mean by holzp · · Score: 5, Funny

    we can expect a Do-Not-Slashdot list to follow?

    1. Re:Does that mean by michaelhood · · Score: 1


      Might not be far off.

  30. And this matters to me how? by dada21 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I don't even have a landline phone anymore, except at my business. Caller ID helps restrict telemarketers fairly well there.

    I use my cell phone as my primary personal phone, and telemarketing companies are not allowed to call it because it would place the call cost burden on me. Situation solved.

    On the other hand, you don't own your phone number. Most (if not all) phone companies offer a low cost service to blocking unknown callers.

    Our Constitution is pretty firm on what Congress has the power to do on a federal level, and I can not see how Congress has the power to control who can call you and who can't. If someone is a burden, find one of the many solutions that already exist, rather than placing yet another law on the books that really helps no one and harms many.

    Personally, I used to like telemarketing calls. It was a fun way to waste away 5 or 10 minutes harassing them back with numerous oddball questions.

    I don't get spam anymore thanks to filters, and I don't get telemarketing phone calls anymore thanks to my cell phone.

    1. Re:And this matters to me how? by smart.id · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Look, everyone's happy that you don't have a landline, but you don't have to act like you're a god because you only have a cell phone. If you're suggesting that everyone should follow your lead and use a cell phone as their primary line, then you're an idiot. Not everyone would see that as a convience; some people don't get cell phone service at their houses, some people need more than one line, and some people like having two separate lines. On the other hand, if you're merely trying to show off that you use spam filters (HOLY SHIT!) and a cell phone to thwart telemarketers, then fantastic. But that's barely interesting.

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    2. Re:And this matters to me how? by loucura! · · Score: 1

      I use my cell phone as my primary personal phone, and telemarketing companies are not allowed to call it because it would place the call cost burden on me.

      Let's see, I pay for my land-line as well as my cellular phone. By my count that means that the burden of the call is on me on both counts. Granted they take some of the burden when they call long distance, but I'm still paying for their advertisement.

      Since the burden is on me, there is no Constitutional reason to "defend" their "right" to call me. I shouldn't have to pay for the privilege of not paying for someone to advertise to me.

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    3. Re:And this matters to me how? by plover · · Score: 2, Informative
      Our Constitution is pretty firm on what Congress has the power to do on a federal level, and I can not see how Congress has the power to control who can call you and who can't. If someone is a burden, find one of the many solutions that already exist, rather than placing yet another law on the books that really helps no one and harms many.

      For the most part, I agree with you that we already have so many bad laws on the books that we don't need any more. Regarding the powers granted to Congress by the Constitution, well, that has pretty much been derailed for many decades now, and you're free to go join a Congress v. Constitution debate over in any usenet group; I'm not interested in that argument here.

      But, to answer your question as to how the judge upheld this, it was covered quite nicely by being an opt-in program. If you're not on the list, you are fair game. However, if you are on the list then you have explicitly made the statement of choice that you do not wish to receive calls of a commercial nature. There are other factors: you have always enjoyed special protections in your home; commercial speech has always been held in lower regard than other forms of speech.

      The court has issued a very reasoned judgement, and it's backed by lots of precedent. You should at least read the summary. Here, I'll post it, it's short:

      The four cases consolidated in this appeal involve challenges to the national do-not-call registry, which allows individuals to register their phone numbers on a national "do-not-call list" and prohibits most commercial telemarketers from calling the numbers on that list. The primary issue in this case is whether the First Amendment prevents the government from establishing an opt-in telemarketing regulation that provides a mechanism for consumers to restrict commercial sales calls but does not provide a similar mechanism to limit charitable or political calls. We hold that the do-not-call registry is a valid commercial speech regulation because it directly advances the government's important interests in safeguarding personal privacy and reducing the danger of telemarketing abuse without burdening an excessive amount of speech. In other words, there is a reasonable fit between the do-not-call regulations and the government's reasons for enacting them.

      As we discuss below in greater detail, four key aspects of the do-not-call registry convince us that it is consistent with First Amendment requirements. First, the list restricts only core commercial speech i.e., commercial sales calls. Second, the do-not-call registry targets speech that invades the privacy of the home, a personal sanctuary that enjoys a unique status in our constitutional jurisprudence. See Frisby v. Schultz, 487 U.S. 474, 484 (1988). Third, the do-not-call registry is an opt-in program that puts the choice of whether or not to restrict commercial calls entirely in the hands of consumers. Fourth, the do-not-call registry materially furthers the government's interests in combating the danger of abusive telemarketing and preventing the invasion of consumer privacy, blocking a significant number of the calls that cause these problems. Under these circumstances, we conclude that the requirements of the First Amendment are satisfied.

      A number of additional features of the national do-not-call registry, although not dispositive, further demonstrate that the list is consistent with the First Amendment rights of commercial speakers. The challenged regulations do not hinder any business' ability to contact consumers by other means, such as through direct mailings or other forms of advertising. Moreover, they give consumers a number of different options to avoid calls they do not want to receive. Namely, consumers who wish to restrict some but not all commercial sales calls can do so by using company-specific do-not-call lists or by granting some businesses express permission to call. In addition, the government chose to offer consumers broader optio

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  31. Win a free car! by funny-jack · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One example of this already:

    In our local shopping mall there is a shiny new car parked in the walkway. Next to it is a box with a pile of "entry forms" on the top of it, enticing people to enter to win a new car, or a pile of cash or whatever.

    When you read the fine print on the back of the card, you find that by filling out the card, you are giving them and anyone they feel like sharing it with permission to contact you via phone or mail.

    I just wonder what would happen if someone filled out one of these for me (being on the Do Not Call list) without my knowledge or permission, and they contacted me. Hmm...

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  32. I can't wait!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This means my line will be free for those calls from [insert-name-of-political-party-here].

  33. No Comment by El · · Score: 1

    Officials in the telemarketing industry did not immediately return calls seeking comment. Not suprising, considering they were all very busy looking for new jobs...

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  34. Shocked! by rqqrtnb · · Score: 1

    Wait, my government went against a bussiness interest for the sake of the people?

    They did a good thing?

    I take back some of the bad things I have said about them. Now if only they could continue this trend... think about it... RIAA ruled unconstitutional, M$ seperated into many different companies, forced to develop OSS...

  35. The UK's seems to work by DrSkwid · · Score: 5, Funny


    I registered on the UK's do not call list (a list that's not exactly advertised)

    http://www.tpsonline.org.uk

    I was totally fed up with the weekly telesales calls.

    I registered in September 2002. I've had the letter on my desk ever since, ready to complain.

    It was not until today (nice synchronicity) that I got my first sales call.

    The sales drone thought I was pretty interested in the call, asking for their address and telephone number and the exact nature of the 'wonderful special offer'. Of course, what I was doing was getting the drone to tell me the details required to fill in the online complaint form.

    She sounded genuinely shocked when I said "Thank you, I feel it is only fair to inform you that you are in breach of the Telecommunications (Data Protection & Privacy) Regulations 1999 and as such have just been reported to the TPS".

    hehe well worth the wait :)

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    1. Re:The UK's seems to work by Veridium · · Score: 1

      That's vindictive, but dammit, who can blame you? :)

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    2. Re:The UK's seems to work by jonblaze · · Score: 3, Funny

      She sounded genuinely shocked when I said "Thank you, I feel it is only fair to inform you that you are in breach of the Telecommunications (Data Protection & Privacy) Regulations 1999 and as such have just been reported to the TPS".

      You did put a cover sheet on your TPS Report, right? Didn't you get that memo?

    3. Re:The UK's seems to work by GWTPict · · Score: 1

      You lucky bastard, I'm still waiting for that call, pen, paper and letter next to the phone, form bookmarked and ready to go. Did it feel good? Go on, tell me, tell me, WAS IT GOOD?

    4. Re:The UK's seems to work by DrSkwid · · Score: 1


      oh man. It was such a rush. I got slightly flustered with excitement.

      It caught me slightly off guard and I found the phone was down before I'd said 'can I speak to your supervisor please'.

      My hands were shaking slightly afterwards and I was walking round the house with a big grin on my face.

      I never knew it could be so good.

      I can't wait for the next one!

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    5. Re:The UK's seems to work by GWTPict · · Score: 0

      Sounds like it could get addictive, amazing what a little power can do.....

  36. A senryu by rqqrtnb · · Score: 1

    Ring ring ring who's there?
    opted out, why a call this evening?
    Mexico, you have phone too

    1. Re:A senryu by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Watch the syllable count...

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  37. Ok, wild speculation.. by msimm · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Begins NOW!

    No..now!

    ;-)

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  38. Good deal, but this battle isn't through by pmaccabe · · Score: 1

    It is great that the registry was upheld, it will be more of a burden on telemarketers regardless of the loopholes. This isn't going to be over though yet I am sure. I hope the Supreme Court is smart enough to shoot down any appeal of this decision though when it reaches them.

  39. Telemarketers know their business better than you by GGardner · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The NYT ran an article about this a while back -- they interviewed people who didn't want to buy things from unsolicited phone calls, but ended up doing so anyways, because they "felt sorry" for the person making the phone call. One woman they interviewed bought 5 $1k replacement windows, which she later admitted, "probably wasn't a good idea". She also said that she would sign up for a do not call list, to prevent her from mercy purchases in the future.

    Don't think that the telemarketters don't know their own business.

  40. loud speakers by Stallmanite · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't see how spam or telemarketing is a free speech issue any more then say, making a political speech with very loud speakers, in the middle of the night, while people are trying to sleep.

    1. Re:loud speakers by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      That's disturbing the peace. Also breaks several noise violations, those are local, though. Seems like telemarketing disturbs the peace within my household, and violates my own noise ordinances. Good call.

  41. I'm not so sure by Sparky77 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    By excluding the numbers of people that are not interested in receiving telemarketing solicitations, it increases the likelihood that a particular call is to someone who is willing to buy.

    They don't care much about targeting certian persons. Like spammers, they just throw as much crap out there as possible to get a greater return.

    For example, telephone numbers for fax machines and modems can be placed on this list so that telemarketers don't waste their time calling them.

    Telemarketers almost exclusively use powerful automated dialing systems that quickly weed out bad numbers, fax machines, etc.

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  42. For Australians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Aussies can sign up at the Australian Direct Marketing Association. The form is here and covers email, snail mail, SMS, as well as telephone. I have noticed a decrease in telephone spamming since joining up.

    You can also go to yourprivacy.com.au and fill out a form to protect your information being farmed from electorals rolls etc. Right here in fact. The same website has a telecommunications do not call form (that doesn't seem to include snail mail).

    1. Re:For Australians by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      It covers snail mail? Awesome! *signs up* Telemarketing may not be a problem here, but junk mail sure is.

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  43. Get a clue by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1


    The telemarketers had challenged the Constitutionlity of blocking commercial free speech


    I think that you have something confused here telemarketing people. You see individuals in this country, and the world over have rights. A corporation or commercial entity does not. No where in the constitution does it give companies the right to free speech, so shut up, get a clue, and pretenting you have rights that never did have.

    Sera.
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    1. Re:Get a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The constitution just says there can't be a law "abridging the freedom of speech". It doesn't mention individuals, companies, unions, or charities.... it applies to everything in general.

    2. Re:Get a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The constitution may not give companies the same rights as individuals, but the US legal system does, and has for about 80 years now. I don't have the citation at hand, but suffice to say that corps *are* in some respects considered to have the same rights as individuals. Since then (1918 or so), corps and their lawyers have obtained even more 'civil rights' for corps. So now, corps have all of the legal rights of business *and* of individuals.

      It's crazy, probably one of the worst legal decisions in US history, but there it is.

    3. Re:Get a clue by Mangal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Check out The Corporation- this documentary argues effectively that if we are going to treat corporations as legal "people" then we can also evaluate their behavior as "people". Corporations are pyschopathic and should have their charters revoked before they do any more damage. (www.thecorporation.org)

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    4. Re:Get a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Supreme Court decision back in the 1800's (1866 I think, but don't hold me to it) held that corporations were "real persons". Sounds insane to me. Can you put a corporation on the stand to testify, arrest one, send one to jail?

    5. Re:Get a clue by Mangal · · Score: 1

      I agree, re: insanity. This interpretation makes everything neat and tidy for business- shapeshifting between individuals and faceless entities as need be, all in the interest of maximizing profits and removing culpability.

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  44. Another great waste of government... by dougnaka · · Score: 0, Troll
    I don't get it... I'm anti-telemarketing. But do we really want more government? Much less more government involvement in commerce? They blow it every chance they get, and I'm not very interested in giving them another chance.

    Apparently you all are for big, bloated, ineffecient government?

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  45. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that would be 410-867-5309?

  46. Re:Telemarketers know their business better than y by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A fool and his (or her) money are soon parted. This is a fundamental truth, no matter how many laws are passed.

  47. it's called "push polling" by schwaang · · Score: 2, Informative

    And it has been used to stealth market junk long before it was used to sell candidates: push polling

  48. somewhat dubious by sharkdba · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As much as I am annoyed by telemarketing, spam and all sort of other unsolicited products/services, I am dubious about this. I'm all for the Do-not-call list, but in this case telemarketers do have a point. Why allow charities and not them? The only reason so few people are complaining (even here on /.) is that most people are annoyed by telemarketing. If this was about a more neutral service, there would be serious complaints.

    A better approach would be a do-not-call list with options: 1 option for "do not call me at all", and another option with "do not call me, but still allow charities", or something in this matter. This would give power to individual consumer, and remove any validity from telemarketers complaints.

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    1. Re:somewhat dubious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If this was about a more neutral service, there would be serious complaints.

      That's entirely the point the judges relied on to overturn the lower court. The commercial speech was excessive in its abuse of citizen's rights, and could therefore be regulated. It passed the magic, invisible, undefinable line between acceptable and non-acceptable speech.

    2. Re:somewhat dubious by amigabill · · Score: 1

      I also agree about the tax exempt and political loopholes. I gave a little to a local police organization after 9-11, and now get calls from quite a few police and fireman orgaonizations. Sorry dudes, I cannot afford to fund every single one of your charities. No, not even your low-level contribution of $10 to everyone that calls. I've since chosen to give to a cancer research group that helped my grandfather for a number of years as his oncologist (sp??) is one of the researchers there. Everyone else, I wish I was rich, but I'm not so please leave me alone!!

      Nor do I care to hear the lies politicians tell. I walked away from my answering machine when Bush's tape deck called me 4 years ago. Ain't gonna be no different this time around. I got an email from Gore that I didn't read. I voted for Nader, and he didn't harass me like the rest...

    3. Re:somewhat dubious by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      The problem is that the government used the wrong legal justification -- basing the law on property rights (you don't get to use my phone against my express prohibition) would support a universal DNC block.

      Of course, that wouldn't leave a loophole for junk political calls....

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  49. Re:Free Speach unlimited commercial speach by Kphrak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ummm...the right wing wanted this just as bad as the left. The only people who did not want this law were telemarketers.

    I don't see how you can claim a law that was so popular on both sides of the fence as some sort of victory for one side or another. The fact is, the right wing likes judges just fine -- when they have problems with a judge, their issue is that the judge may have overstepped his bounds (using interpretation of a case as legislation). They're elected for life (so politics won't affect their performance) because their domain is the interpretation of the existing laws, not the passing of new ones.

    In a perfect world, judges would be selected based on how well they can understand the law, but since this is not one of those, fights between Dems and Reps over how conservative or liberal a judge is keeps many judges from being appointed in a timely manner.

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  50. Govt by Duhavid · · Score: 1

    Has a proper place, IHMO, and this is part of it.

    Why should I have to buy something to keep them from calling me? How about if I create something to burn commercials into your retinas? Should the govt get involved, or does someone have to invent something to keep this from happening?

    If it is up to providers and consumers to duke it out, then it becomes an arms race, they figure a better way to intrude, and you have to buy something else again to have some privacy.

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  51. Can someone explain to me ... by monique · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why it is that non-profits and political campaigns are exempt in the first place?

    My reaction when reading this blurb is, "Damn right, it's unfair -- ban them, too!"

    I don't care if you're representing Joe Blow Lightbulbs Inc. or Mary Sue Parapalegic Midgit Orphans.org ... I don't want you to call, email, or mail me! Leave me the f*** alone! Don't call me; I'll call you. kthxbye.

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  52. So I guess... by c1ay · · Score: 1

    We should all call the American Telemarketers Association (317-816-9336) to make sure they got the word.

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  53. Nice related links... by MojoRilla · · Score: 1
    On the USA today story I got the following related links. Someone should tell USA today that this was an anti-telemarketing story. And I love the last link, no confusion with www.donotcall.gov.

    State Telemarketing Lists Autodialer Lists for each of the 50 states and Washington DC www.telsearch.com

    Telemarketing Business to Business Telemarketing High Quality and Very Affordable http://www.unicallinc.com

    Tele-SalesForce.com World Class Telesales People, World Class Results! www.Tele-SalesForce.com Looking for More Clients? Find shared, dedicated or colocated web hosting prospects Now! www.webhostingprospector.com

    Block Telemarketers Take back your home phone with the TeleZapper. 40% off the TV price www.donotcalllisthelp.com
  54. Re:Free Speach unlimited commercial speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I am exercising my right to free speech to inform you that "speach" is not a word.

    This has been a friendly public service announcement brought to you by the spelling nazis.

  55. Re:Telemarketers know their business better than y by SnappleMaster · · Score: 1

    Are people in the rest of the world this stupid or is it only Americans?

    Obviously telemarketing turns up enough fools to make it profitable. That's a scary thought, isn't it?

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  56. Communist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you hate America so much?

  57. Make money fast by linuxpaul · · Score: 2, Interesting
    by suing the bastards.

    All this national DNC list buisness is an epilogue. The real meat-and-potatoes is in a 1991 law making all but the most carefully scripted and trained telemarketing campaigns illegal (only about 2% of calls I received last year could be considered legal). Best of all the law provides a minimum of $500 per call to the consumer that falls victim.

    Don't believe me? Google for Telephone Consumer protection Act, or TCPA, you will find dozens of how-to sites, and even some lists of cases sucessfully collected. (I'm still working on my site, someday appearing at noroutetohost.net) Cases can be filed in small claims for usually less than $50 (which is added to the judgment anyway), and by filling out a simple one-page form.

    I have already deposited $4,500 and am in the process of collecting $9,000 more, for what I can't imagine is more than about 40 hours of research/filing/court appearances total ( > $100/hour!). You might be suprised how satisfying it is to watch a telemarketer cut you a check right in the courtroom...

    These calls are illegal, but they make them anyway, because the law is written so that only the consumer with the phone can take any action to enforce the law (e.g. collect money), and almost no consumers do. If you don't like these kinds of calls you might consider changing that.

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  58. But Of Course... by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    'Officials in the telemarketing industry did not immediately return calls seeking comment.'

    They must have all just sat down to dinner. Some people (ahem) just call at the most inconvenient of times.

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  59. i dont get it by SteveXE · · Score: 1

    I dont even see why this was all held up, judging by how many people were on the list i think its obvious to say THE PEOPLE who are suppose to make decisions in this country wanted it to happen. Ive never met a single person who said they didnt want to be on the list, lets see...get tons of phone calls from people you dont wanna talk to about products you dont want, or not...decisions decisions!

  60. Rant and Rave by jefu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You, sir, to put it simply, are a fool.

    Before the Do Not Call list I got phone calls at all hours from telemarketers. Dinner time not excluded. (They at least had the sense to not call in the middle of the night.)

    Should I then keep my phone turned off all the time?

    I pay for the phone service for my own reasons and purposes. I do not pay for it for someone else to use to sell me something.

    You say: "I don't recall ad-free telephones being some sort of fundamental human right."

    I don't recall telemarketing being a fundamental human right either and for you to imply that telemarketers have more right to use my phone line than I have to say they should not seems to me shortsighted, ignorant and generally pretty damn stupid. Come to think of it you are probably an MBA. And what kind of twisted logic allows you to claim that their right to profit somehow trumps my right to privacy?

    Tell you what. Post your phone number here. I have some used books I'd like to sell. Be glad to call you about them.

    </rant>

    Sorry for the rant, but I feel so much better now.

  61. Public support doesn't matter by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

    I agree it should have been passed, but it had little to do with popular support. The judiciary system is separate from the legislative one. Majority rule does not apply as it does in Congress. However I won't doubt that the public support didn't have any influence.

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  62. cold calling? by whovian · · Score: 1

    I don't know about the rest of you, but I've been getting cold calls (ie., unsolicited calls from companies I don't see how I could have done business with) for discounted vacations or for giving me an invitation to a meeting for buying time share condos.

    It's really tiring to go home at the end of the day having dealt with your email spam, to get human spam. Yeah, maybe it puts food on the marketdroid's table, but I already put my time in for the day, and the rest of my time is time for my family, to heck with everyone else. If my political representatives cannot vote accordingly, I will vote them out.

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  63. Re:Telemarketers know their business better than y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $1,000 windows... jesus... someone should sign her up for the 'do not breed' list.

  64. Re:Telemarketers know their business better than y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently the windows were made out of ice, too. Something to think about.

  65. Not a double standard by thehomeland · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'Officials in the telemarketing industry did not immediately return calls seeking comment.'

    This little sentence is not a key part of the story -- it is a common phrase used in journalism (I have been a reporter for 2 newspapers) to basically mean, "We left a message at the last minute on their machine but they didn't call back before my deadline" but actually sounds like it's the source's fault.

  66. S.I.T tones for the people! by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 2, Informative
    If you have an answering machine, try recording this S.I.T. (Special Information Tone) just before your regular greeting message. At least it will confuse your mother-in-law, even if some PD (Predictive Dialer) softwares can get around it somehow.

    The three well-known tones have the frequencies 985.2 Hz, 1370.6 Hz, and 1776.7 Hz.

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  67. DNC? We don't need no stinkin' DNC... by finelinebob · · Score: 2, Funny


    Man, with all this Primary crap, the Democratic National Committee is definately calling too many people. I'm glad they finally have a list of people to call, and I'm glad I'm not on it!

  68. Superb Resource for Anyone Digging Deeper by LuisaO · · Score: 1
    I don't have anything new to say, but I wanted to recommend an interesting and thorough resource that's well worth exploring for those seriously interested in this case--especially the idea of corporations claiming constitutional rights.

    ReclaimDemocracy.org

  69. SPAMMERS UNITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Fight the power!

    Speach wants to be frea!

  70. The List Works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    You could drive a truck full of mailing lists through that loophole. I am sure they will come up with something....

    I don't get it, everytime there is a thread about the do-not-call list, there are a lot of replies moaning about the exemptions to the list. I don't like the exemptions either, but the fucking list works! Isn't that all that matters? Since my state(Mass)started their do-not-call list last April, my telemarketing calls have gone from several every day to an average of 1 a month over the last 10 months. That is a HUGE inprovement.

    The reason charities and politicians are exempted is because it would have made it too easy for a court to strike down the whole law. Instead of crying about the exemptions, look at the RESULTS of the law and do what I do for any group that uses the loopholes to call me. Any politician who calls me can look forward to my voting against them every chance I get for the rest of my life: and I even vote in every primary! Any charity that calls me despite the fact that I am on the do-not call list will be subjected to a LIFETIME BOYCOTT of that charity. I have signed up for my state do-not-call list and the federal do-not-call list and anyone who calls me despite the fact that I have made it quite clear that I don't want to be called deserves what they get.

  71. Simon Munnery's opinion.. by Channard · · Score: 1

    "Brevity is the soul of wit" said Shakespeare. I say "Wank!" Thus I win. - The League Against Tedium

  72. I know why they couldn't be reached... by fataugie · · Score: 1

    'Officials in the telemarketing industry did not immediately return calls seeking comment.'

    I thought they only have outgoing call capability...whenever I ask to call them back when I'm interested...they tell me that I can't.

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  73. I live in the telemarketing capital of the world by basil+montreal · · Score: 1

    I live in Montreal, Canada. There are more telemarketing operations here than anywhere else in the world. Some of my friends work for these places. I've even had to do the paid training for a few of them while I was in school... They don't now, and never will respect this no call registry law.

    Most of these firms are scams that operate by not giving out any real information about the company. They have a "toll free customer service line" that rings and rings, and they instruct their reps to hang up on anyone who asks questions and sounds smart enough to do something. If anything, this do not call registry makes their lives easier. When they're on the phone with someone who will threaten them with the do not call registry, they know they should not bother finishing their script and just hang up on them so they can go to the next call. They mainly target old people and very young people who haven't had enough experience to avoid scams. These targets are the ones who do not know that this call they're taking is going to end up in a huge headache.

  74. Re:Free Speach unlimited commercial speach by ScreamingLordByron · · Score: 1

    I agree. On this particular issue both the political left and right were united in supporting controlling telemarketing because telemarketing is so unpopular with the majority of the public.
    Many on the political right, however, have on many occasions objected strenuously to the differentiation between commercial speech and the speech of individuals. The objection is even more vociferous when it comes to political donations, particularly from corporate doners. The argument of money equals speach has long been a rallying cry of the political right, for fairly obvious reasons.
    Moreover, much of the political right has also made continuous hay of "judicial activism" on the part of the Courts. It is worth noting that this "judicial activism" war cry only comes out when the result does not fit with their agenda. (Go back and read the the property takings cases authored by Jusices Scalia and Rhenquist in the late '80's. Where was the outcry againt "judicial activism" on the part of the political right when those cases were issued?)
    I fear, however, that we're starting to drift off topic. The real point of my original post (despite the political overtones and the tongue-in-cheek proletariat reference) was that there is definitely a benefit to the differentiation between commecial and individual speech and I am glad the pendulum of judicial (and to a lesser extent political) opinion seems to again be swinging towards a position of upholding and even strengthening that deliniation.

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  75. Must.. resist.... by Sneakabout · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, Telemarketers call YOU!

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  76. All I want is a shiny, red button on my phone... by ShadowSystems · · Score: 1

    Incomming call turns out to be a telemarketer, charity, cold-call, predictive dialer, my Ex Mother In law, or other such ilk? Smile acidly & hit the button.

    A "Communications" Satelite in L.E.O. catches the signal, checks the circuit routing, determines the location of the caller, and promptly spears a nuclear-pumped laser-pulse through that caller's location... Accurate to within +/- 6 inches. Kiss one telemarketer goodbye.

    No fuss, no muss, and the "collateral damage" is minimal... (Ok, so the dipshit in the cubal right next to them may get fried, too, but like I care?)

    And if it's a purely predictive dialer that hangs up before I get a chance to hit the button, the system traces the still-connected-from-my-end curcuit ANYWAY and increases the power output a thousand fold... Kiss one *building* goodbye.

    Now, where's my shiny, red button and Killer ComSat?

  77. Telemarketers won -- but don't like the results by miriam_abacha419 · · Score: 1
    The DNC list isn't what brought down the telemarketing industry; it was the industry itself.

    By all logic, the DNC list should have been an extraordinarily cheap way to vastly increase telemarketers' efficiency. Get rid of the 1/3 of their "marks" who were most animate about not receiving calls, and call the remaining 2/3. $8000 for the entire country and free for the first 5 area codes.

    The problem is that the Federal Telemarketing Rule penalizes their clients, who are now also liable for telemarketers calling people who in the past asked to be left alone. The no identity issue was raised in 1997, on The Telemarketing Scum Page. While 3 states now have requirements that telemarketers identify themselves, the FTC gave up and gave telemarketers their wish and held the clients liable. This also nullifies immunity for off-shore operations.

  78. You keep dwelling on this by Rakthar · · Score: 1

    The reason it's illegal is that most people pay per minute used, and have a limited pool of minutes. If you get 20 telemarketing calls, and your company charges you 1 minute even if you hang up right away, then they are literally costing you money.

    I'm not aware of any local phone company that charges for incoming calls or connect time, so the telemarketers can say that the only thing they cost you is time, you can hang up, etc. With cell phones, unlimited plans are very expensive, and most people have a limited pool of time, which means it can be clearly demonstrated how the telemarketers are costing you time AND money.

    This is why they're not allowed to call cell phones, not because of plans where you pay an extra charge for incoming calls.

    1. Re:You keep dwelling on this by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      I'm not aware of any mobile phone companies which charge for incoming calls either. I think anyone who would sign up for a plan like that is either on crack, or too rich to care. Timing incoming calls comes under the same category, if it's equivalent to paying for the incoming calls, which it certainly sounds like, then you would still avoid that sort of plan. Anyone who does end up on one of these plans has much more to worry about than the occasional telemarketer.

      Unlimited plans (where you get an infinite number of timed outgoing calls per month) are very expensive, yes, but plans where you only pay for the outgoing calls are twelve for ten cents. And I'm yet to see any plans which explicitly limit the amount of time you can be on the phone every month. That's just loopy.

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    2. Re:You keep dwelling on this by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      You must not live in the United States. Here, cell phone users are actually charged for any use of the phone, whether incoming or outgoing. The only exception is for toll free numbers that begin with a *. Most people have plans that allow for a certain number of minutes to be used each month, and there is usually 'free nights and weekends' or something like that. In Europe, I know you don't have to pay for incoming cell minutes, but the caller has to pay extra for calling a cell phone, which is not the case in the States.

    3. Re:You keep dwelling on this by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      That's weird. I thought India was the only country in the world with a backwards mobile phone economy. So back to my original wonder, since we don't pay for incoming calls, why don't we get any marketing to our mobile phones? The one type of unsolicited call I get is old employment agencies updating their records, headhunting, etc. Even when my mobile phone was a local number and in the phone book, nobody called it. Weird stuff.

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