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  1. Re:Question on DARPA To Turn Humans Into Batteries · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wearables? You mean like babies and midgets? Where do you plug in?

  2. Re:Question on DARPA To Turn Humans Into Batteries · · Score: 1

    But ....there's an endless supply!

  3. So....the lesson is.... on Education Official Says Bad Teachers Can Be Good For Students · · Score: 1

    if you're a fuck up...there's a place in education for you, too? "See Johnny? Mr. Dumbass is a good example. We're not judgemental...if you can fog a mirror...there's a place for you at our school!"

    Is that the message they're trying to send?

  4. Re:the incompetent deserve to be fired, not suppor on No Samples On Japan's Hayabusa Asteroid Probe · · Score: 0, Troll

    So what you're saying is....in a few short years because of this error-ladden mission, we should be flying to work Jetson's style, thanks to the Japanese?

  5. Friends with Benefits? on Need a Friend? Rent One Online · · Score: 3, Funny

    Like what..Medical? Long Term Disability?

  6. Re:How many ways are there to do simple things? on Why Computer Science Students Cheat · · Score: 1

    You might have some explaining to do if you haven't covered for loops in the course yet.

  7. Re:How many ways are there to do simple things? on Why Computer Science Students Cheat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So how did writing the tuition check feel after knowing they were rubber stamping things? It would piss me off knowing I was supporting some lazy ass professors.

  8. Re:iPad is not a PC on iPad Jailbroken · · Score: 1

    The term "100% IBM Compatiable" was still in use in the late 90's on some machines and software.

    Now the real question is....has anyone EVER seen the label that has said "95% IBM Compatiable"?

  9. Re:They forgot one on The 9 Most Tested Lab Animals · · Score: 1

    So am I supposed to feel guilty that they couldn't defend themselves better? There was horrible atrocities committed by indians and whites.....so?
    How is that different than normal life in that time, previous or even present day?

    We won...they lost.
    Or did they....they own the casinos that vacuum dollars out of our pockets...eh?

  10. Re:Placebo effect is just fine thanks on New Research Suggests G-Spot Doesn't Exist · · Score: 4, Funny

    That, my friend, is what alcohol is for

  11. And in other news.... on Cell Phones Don't Increase Chances of Brain Cancer · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Global warming is NOT happening....really. We have the e-mails.

    What next? No Santa Clause?

  12. YEAH!!! on Police Arrest Man For Refusing To Tweet · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Arrest him! He's the problem!

    Oh, Hello End Times....I thought you were here.....

  13. Re:And it was on After 35 Years, Another Message Sent From Arecibo · · Score: 1

    Exactly, by sending the DNA sequence...they might as well have advertised the Blue Plate Special to our hungry, soon to be Overlords.

  14. Re:Bide your time on Software Piracy At the Workplace? · · Score: 1

    FINALLY! A
    Do something....Profit!

    post where the inbetween isn't a bunch of question marks.

  15. Re:Regarding domes on Vermont City Almost Encased In a 1-Mile Dome · · Score: 1

    And just think of how neet it would look when you have one of SoCal's famous 100 car pileups. It would make extracting everyone so much easier when they're all cinders from being unable to escape the resulting fire.

  16. Ok, I have a few problems on Vermont City Almost Encased In a 1-Mile Dome · · Score: 1

    So let's say we get past funding, the cost overruns of the contractors and unions...I have a few questions on after it's in place.

    What happens to the rain? Are they going to irrigate everything?
    What about as one person above stated....what happens with snow loading? Last I checked, VT is known for snow (look up ski resorts - VT).
    What about hail? Microbursts?
    What about the lack of ingress and egress for birds, bees and other wildlife?
    What about when the summer temps reach 90+ degrees with 90% humidity....can you say Sauna? How do you ventilate that?

    And these are only the things off the top of my head. Give me a few hours to think it through, and I'm sure i could come up with a dozen more.

  17. Re:So... on Vermont City Almost Encased In a 1-Mile Dome · · Score: 1

    That's an awful big "If" batman. Vermont....remember? Fucking cold 6 months out of the year.

  18. Re:Did the submitter even RTFA? on Dell Rugged Laptops Not Quite Tough Enough · · Score: 1

    Except the summary talks about running it over with a car and eludes to it being destroyed.
    The fact that water is a problem was never stated.

  19. Re:The world needs this.... on Scientists Build a Smarter Rat · · Score: 1

    Ever have a rat in your house (other than your brother in law)? I have. They are smart enough.
    Last thing I need is one that figures out how to change the locks when I'm at work.

    The last little bastard cost me over $1500 in damages the last time. I really don't need a smarter one, thanks anyway.

  20. See ya! on SCO Terminates Darl McBride · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't let the door hit you in the ass!

    Sucka

  21. Let me be the first to say.... on NVIDIA To Exit Chipset Business · · Score: 1

    Fuckin' A.

    I never thought it would come to this and I'm sorry to see them go.

  22. That's nice..... on Using Aluminum Oxide Paint To Secure Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    Now I can slowly microwave myself.
    Talk about stewing in your own juices.....mmmmm, fat Sys Admin flavored.

  23. Re:Eyecandy in cost of usability on Firefox To Replace Menus With Office Ribbon · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    No...the problem is the focus group is composed of people who's forehead sticks out far enough that they don't have to worry about getting their face wet when it's raining. If they can figure it out.....SHIP IT!

  24. Haven't we been here before? on EU Funding "Orwellian" Artificial Intelligence Snooping System · · Score: 2, Informative

    CARNIVORE anyone?

  25. Re:Give them a map on Mafia Sinks Ships Containing Toxic Waste · · Score: 1

    Really? So I guess when the crab fisherman or lobster fishermen of the US also engage in this sideline business?
    The fisherman of Italy, Spain, Greece, Norway, Japan, China....also they have their skull and crossbones flag at close reach?

    They are going the path of least resistance. They are turning to crime.
    Live by the sword...die by it.