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Ebay Suspends Phone Number Sales

wellingt writes "According to the Jackson Sun, the attention brought by the sale of Jenny's famous 867-5309 has led Ebay to evaluate whether or not phone numbers are the property of their owner, and whether they can be sold. Verizon has made the claim otherwise."

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  1. NOOOOOOOOO by Tsiangkun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next thing you know the SSN I bought of Ebay will turn out to be nontranferable too.
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    Tsiangkun

  2. Dad! by savagedome · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many people actually still call for Jenny more than 20 years after release of the song called 867-5309/Jenny?
    "You wouldn't believe me if I told you," dealership owner Mike Blacksher said


    Dad, STOP calling Jenny or else I HAVE to go tell Mom.

    1. re: dad! by ed.han · · Score: 5, Funny

      ah yes, 867-5309: the original DDOS attack...

      ed

    2. Re: dad! by general_re · · Score: 3, Funny

      When that song first came out, the number 867-5309 was a live number in Buffalo, NY (716 area code), and there was even a Jenny that lived there. Unfortunately, that number also belonged to Jenny's dad, who was the chief of the Buffalo Police at the time ;)

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    3. Re: dad! by nytes · · Score: 2, Funny
      ah yes, 867-5309: the original DDOS attack...
      What, has everyone forgotten about Pennsylvania 6-5000?

      Young whipper-snappers...
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  3. heh..... by son_of_asdf · · Score: 4, Funny

    I actually knew of a guy in Murfreesboro, TN that had the misfortune of having this as his phone number. He got all sorts of calls from people who were just dialing the number for kicks, and wound up putting "No, Jenny's not here," on his answering machine.

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  4. When someone wins that auction... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will they say, "Jenny, I've got your number"? If they don't, it's a travesty of justice.

  5. Next in line for sale: by bad+enema · · Score: 2, Funny

    Addresses, work and home. Email addresses. Licence plates. Addresses of children's schools.

    Obligatory Scarface quote: "You know, if anyone wanted to assassinate you Frank, you wouldn't be too hard to find."

  6. How about selling on ebay... by elid · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...low Slashdot ID numbers?

    1. Re:How about selling on ebay... by savagedome · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, I guess I have to wait 10 years for someone to make a bid for mine!

    2. Re:How about selling on ebay... by DR+SoB · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's a good idea!! Hey CmderTaco, I'll give you $1000USD for the ID 69.

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    3. Re:How about selling on ebay... by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      as you fill out your next credit application, under 'assets' put a low /. id number. $200

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  7. Quickly solve this problem by stinkyfingers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Register a patent on the phone number.

    Start suing.

    No basis for a lawsuit? Why let that stop you?

  8. Somewhere... by RedRun · · Score: 3, Funny

    Somewhere out there, Tommy Tutone is laughing his ass off!

  9. Would you really wanna? by underworld · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would you really want to have a "famous" phone number? Just think about all the random calls you would get? How many people call 867-5309 just to see if someone answers? Then again, I am considering buying 1-800-eat-shit for my technical support line...

  10. fun with vanity numbers by drunknjew · · Score: 5, Funny

    when i moved into my apartment in august, my roomates and i discovered that the building exchange was 382...spelling "FUC". you can only imagine what our final decision was when we called the local telco company and requested a vanity number. i will say this: the prank phone calls are USUALLY lame...but there have been a few worth note: "damn...someone already has this number!" "do you know what your number spells?" "you're daughter come over my house, and she kick my dog" etc. regardless, telling girls my phone number ensures they will NEVER forget it.

    1. Re:fun with vanity numbers by phorm · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have a friend who had the last four digits of her phone number as "7676" - we've always memorized it as xxx-PORN.

      I know that she moved a few times but always tried to keep the number, just for the hell of it.

  11. A telemarketer should buy it by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Many people are asking who would want this number anyway? I think it would be really smart for a telemarketer to buy up the number in as many area codes as possible. All kinds of random people would be calling them, and maybe they can keep some talking long enough to sell something. Then at least one company wouldn't be calling people at home at dinner time. Their new customers would come to them.

  12. Re:Fortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    oh yeah they have...

  13. Re:"Your number" isn't yours... by Fishstick · · Score: 3, Funny



    a spokeswoman for BellSouth said nothing prevents a customer from transferring a number to someone else. ...

    "What two parties do between themselves is between them," she said. "We provide phone service."


    Right on. The phone company can stay the hell away from poking their nose into what consenting adults do in the privacy of their own...

    oh, nevermind

    BTW, isn't Verizon the one running an ad with the Jenny song for number portability (or was it Cingular)?

    *I wonder if the renewed interest in the Jenny number has more to do with the number portability ad from Verizon or the stupid candy bar commercial?

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  14. Re:"Your number" isn't yours... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Perhaps you should RTFA.

    Verizon said its customers don't own their phone numbers, so the right to 212-867-5309 cannot be sold. But in Nashville, a spokeswoman for BellSouth said nothing prevents a customer from transferring a number to someone else.

    This is sometimes done for business partners who split up and the other person takes the number, Sybil McLain said. "What two parties do between themselves is between them," she said. "We provide phone service."

  15. Re:who are these chumps??? by jcuervo · · Score: 2, Funny
    bash.org quote (from memory):
    "I'm going to be rich when I invent a way to stab people in the face over the internet"
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    Assume I was drunk when I posted this.
  16. IP addresses next by paddlebot · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm betting people are going to start selling 'sexy' IP addresses as well.

    So I can make someone out there a great deal on 10.10.10.10 if they want it...

    Hehe...

  17. GPoK Knows Best by swaben · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have a friend that I like to call GPoK. That stands for 'Great Purveyor of Knowledge'. He would probably have some great insight to share with us about this topic. I will try to get him to post.

  18. Another bad number... by Keitaro22 · · Score: 4, Funny

    My friends asked for 382-5968 (f***-you), and it rings at least as much as 867-5309...

  19. Individuals can do this too. by raehl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just last year someone called me and asked if they could buy my phone number. Ameritech wouldn't let me transfer the number directly, so I just ordered a bride from russia, and once we were married we had the phone number reassigned to both of us. Then I divorced her and she took the phone number with her. Then the person who wanted the phone number married her, got the phone number reassigned to both of them, and then divorced her and shipped her back to Russia, keeping the phone number.

  20. Damn you, Tommy Tutone! by kaltkalt · · Score: 5, Funny

    111-1111 Lois? *damn* 111-1112 Lois? *damn* 111-1113 Lois? *damn*

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