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Heise Online Reveals Trojan / Spam Connection
yourruinreverse writes "Virus distributors have been caught red-handed selling IP addresses of trojan-infected machines by editors of the German IT magazine c't. Several individuals appear to have been arrested already after c't, revealing one of the virus writer's nationality as British, passed on the information to Scotland Yard. Check out the German article first, then its translation on Groklaw and maybe also same translation posted in the English section of the Heise website (in order of appearance)."
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I don't think Camile has any talent whatsoever, but who gives a crap? Nobody on MTV or the radio has any talent. All you have to do is look good, and Camile's got that down. I'd let her taste my pineapple anytime.
Meanwhile Fantasia is curling my nose hairs with her screeching and her ugliness. She can't sing AND she looks awful. Camile has half that problem.
Lisa can sing okay, but her huge ass acts as a sound-dampening device so the sound never makes it to the mic. I'd suspect that Fantasia's huge mouth is somehow linked to Lisa's huge hips; how else would she be able to sustain a steady caloric intake necessary to manitain that girth? The two should tour together - HIPS AND LIPS TOUR '04. I'm pretty sure that midget girl was wedged in Lisa's ass crack.
And then you have the Roman brothers, who are obviously the epitome of sexual perversion. Must I support my case? They like homosexual incestuous bestiality. They are obviously gay, they undoubtedly do it with each other, and by extension they are into bestiality since they both screech and wail like a dog hit by a car when they attempt to "sing."
Matt worries me. I don't think he wants to make Simon bleed, I think he wants to gouge his eyes out and spit Skoal juice in the sockets and then crap on his face. This guy really scares me. He looks like a manipulative football player to would slip date rape drugs to a cheerleader simply because he's sexually frustrated from having to sniff other's guys butts all day at the bottom of a football pile-up. Sure, he can sing, but I don't want to mentally picture his covered in blood and carrying an axe when I listen to him sing about finding the love with one's soul mate.
I'd much rather watch all the violence, perversion, and disproportinate body parts than have to look at Scooter Girl one more second. There is nothing worse than people who THINK they're quirkly and then have to ACT like it all day long - so it comes across and very forced and artificial. That girl was about as genuine as a blow-up sex doll. Good riddance! There are some redneck kids in my town who took apart a chainsaw or lawnmower (or whatever) engine and rigged it to their scooter, and they noisly (and illegally) ride it all over town in their dirty camo pants and worn-out flannel shirts. THAT is being unique, because they have no idea that they are behaving differently than everyone else. Scooter Girl was well aware of it every second. I hope she's pole dancing at a strip club right now, having conversations with stuffed animals as she shoves them places they don't belong while greasy pervs throw chump change at her.
And there's Paula Abdul. Paula Abdul? wtf, she hasn't had a hit in TWENTY YEARS and her idea of talent is to take the cat from Tom & Jerry and make him do a rap on MTV! And Simon's bio says he is fameous for having "shaped what we consider to be modern pop music today." Thanks, Simon! So you're the reason that we're listening to shallow crap like OutKast and Justin Timerlake instead of Jackson Browne and Pink Floyd? How can I ever thank you? Maybe it would be faster if you just deficated directly into my ear canal and I handed you $20. And Randy - is he "street" or isn't he? He sure seems to flop back and forth on a second by second basis. One second he's all, "word to my shizzle and da muzzle with the frim fram" and the next second he says "Yes, well the tonal articulation of the asonant freqencey far outweights your harmonic convergence."
There isn't much to say about Ryan Seacrest except that John Stamos had better delivery on American's Funniest Home Videos. Maybe he's distracted because he's pet-sitting for Richard Gere or something, I dunno.
when it comes to security, allow slashdot users show just how dumb and naive they are. silly hackers, slashdot is for dumb linux users. It takes a retarded german site, whose authors hang on efnet 24 hours a day, to tell u this? they prob heard about it in fucking #darknet.
how do i delete my account? oh yea you cannt prob. Hence we 700,000 accounts here and 75% of the people never came back. fuck this place.