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Total Information Awareness, Disguised And Alive

unassimilatible writes "According to the AP, aspects of the controversial Total Information Awareness DARPA program, officially shut down by the U.S. Congress in September 2003 after a public outcry, seem to have survived. The article reports, 'Some projects from retired Adm. John Poindexter's Total Information Awareness effort were transferred to U.S. intelligence offices, congressional, federal and research officials told The Associated Press. In addition, Congress left undisturbed a separate but similar $64 million research program run by a little-known office called the Advanced Research and Development Activity, or ARDA, that has used some of the same researchers as Poindexter's program.'"

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  1. Damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    and here I just packed my tinfoil hat, again!

  2. Government by rholliday · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's the government for you. Did you expect anything less?

    On a lighter note, I find it endlessly humerous that this psuedo-top secret department, causing all this controversy, that "sponsors high risk, high payoff research designed to produce new technology to address some of the most important and challenging IT problems faced by the intelligence community" has an Upcoming ARDA Calendar of Events!! that it so gleefully links to on its target="_blank">home page. :)

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  3. I think not by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny
    ARDA said its software would have to deal with "typically a petabyte or more" of data. It noted that some intelligence data sources "grow at the rate of four petabytes per month."

    So, the bastards think they can keep track of my porn collection, do they?

  4. not suprised at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    i am not suprised at all by this article.

    i'm definately not voting for bush (not like i did) because the terror color code thing has my little cousin scared of clifford the big red dog because he thinks he's a severe terror threat.

  5. Re:No surprise by Aardpig · · Score: 4, Funny

    So most of the projects continue, but under a different name.

    Except for the Adm. John Poindexter project. From Wikipedia:

    Poindexter was convicted on multiple felony counts on April 7, 1990 for conspiracy, obstruction of justice, lying to Congress, defrauding the government, and the alteration and destruction of evidence pertaining to the Iran-Contra Affair.

    However, in spite of being a convicted criminal, he hasn't changed his name. Duh -- what a fucking amateur!

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  6. Friday? by MachDelta · · Score: 5, Funny
    I will not live in a country that has Friday Night Hockey.
    Thats good, because I think knowing that 'Hockey Night in Canada' is usually on a saturday is one of the requirements for citizenship.
  7. Re:My recent experience by SkorpiXx · · Score: 4, Funny

    in other news.... osama just consolidated his debts through a home equity loan using ditech! ::crickets:: i try. S

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  8. This IS surprising by Kohath · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought government researchers were killed when their programs got cancelled.

    Turns out, they just go get similar jobs in a similar field. Wow.

  9. Re:This just keeps happening by stewby18 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry, what were you saying? I was distracted by my enjoyment of this fine carrot.

    -The average voter

  10. ARDA project's logo by mrogers · · Score: 2, Funny

    The logo of the new project can be seen here.

  11. Re:Slashdot is not the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe someone should post a front page link on Slashdot pointing to the project, then we could ...

    oh wait....

  12. whoa by discogravy · · Score: 3, Funny
    the government was less than honest?

    ...well, fucking, DUH.

  13. Re:Civil War by cfuse · · Score: 2, Funny
    I seriously wonder how long before we have another civil war. There is already civil unrest. We have it too good right now to take up arms...but I wonder if it will happen within my lifetime.

    Right now, in the TIA database, a flag just went against your record for that post.

    When the thought police kick down your door and drag you off to an internment camp the politicians and their friends who set up TIA will sleep a little safer at night.

  14. Re:From the ARDA Page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    > 1.) DARPA gets a crazy idea (like "I wonder if we can make an anti-gravity device".)

    I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!!!11!11

    I'M NOT CRAZY ANYOMO-

  15. Re:Common practice by fenix+down · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap...

    Thank God you finally figured that one out.

  16. Re:Get real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Five bucks says that, with enough digging (pardon the expression), you could find some regulations on the quality of paper that can be sold commercially as tissue.

    Also, the government limits your right to blow your nose on the sleeves of the following government representatives: The president, the Secretary of State, officers of the law, military servicemen of ranks above E-6 or O-3, senators from states with more than ten million citizens, visiting foreign dignitaries, and Condoleeza Rice.

    Finally, depending on what you do with the tissue after your nose is blown, the government can hold you on charges ranging from littering to arson to attempting to assassinate a Supreme Court justice.

  17. Re:Why ... by MobileC · · Score: 2, Funny

    One Bolshevik, one kulak, one "Enemy of the People", one Jew, one Japanese-American, one Communist, one educated person, one literate person, one Arab.

    Walk into a bar...

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  18. Poindexter by Cackmobile · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does anyone else find that Admirals name highly amusing. Maybe its just me.

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  19. Hey, DARPA. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 3, Funny
    How many fingers am I holding up?

    That's right. Two.

    One on each hand.


    -FL