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US Army Scraps Comanche Helicopter

swordboy writes "The US Army just scrapped the Comanche helicopter program - a joint venture with Boeing and United Technologies. After 20 years and billions of taxpayer dollars, it never produced an operational helicopter. Open-source helicopter, anyone?" The article notes: "The Comanche is designed to receive and process intelligence from drones and surveillance aircraft and pass it to ground units. The Army was directed in 2002 to focus its research on producing a reconnaissance helicopter rather than one that can attack as well as scout. The helicopter was intended to counter Soviet weapons."

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  1. NOOOOO!!! by narftrek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh DEAR GOD NO! Does this mean I have to scrap playing Comanche 4?? I just got into the last Mission set. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

    1. Re:NOOOOO!!! by DaHat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't forget C&C Generals! My god! The Allied Choppers in there were my right hand which has not been cut off from me!

    2. Re:NOOOOO!!! by grolschie · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hate to break it to you, but 'Comanche 4' will no longer be realistic anymore.

    3. Re:NOOOOO!!! by Loki_1929 · · Score: 5, Funny

      " I hate to break it to you, but 'Comanche 4' will no longer be realistic anymore."

      A single helicopter taking out hundreds of armed military personnel, dozens of tanks, handfulls of other helicopters, jets, submarines, battleships, chemical weapons plants, anti-aircraft vehicles and artillery, missile launchers, and terrorists on snowmobiles on a single tank of gas isn't realistic because some vaporware military project got scrapped? I've only got one thing to say to you...

      pass THAT shit...

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    4. Re:NOOOOO!!! by mgs1000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tha can't have cancelled the Comanche, what are the supposed to use to fight the Hulk?!?!?!

    5. Re:NOOOOO!!! by H1r0Pr0tag0n1st · · Score: 3, Funny

      So what are the Teutuls going to do with that bike now?
      For those with no idea of what I'm talking about see here and scroll about halfway down the page for one of the sweetest theme based motorcycles ever.

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    6. Re:NOOOOO!!! by Vess+V. · · Score: 3, Funny

      Joke's on you.

  2. Bummer.... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... I was kinda partial to it, ever since LHX came out for MSDOS back in like 1990 or so..

    http://store6.yimg.com/I/hobby-warehouse_1772_82 27 55

  3. ok.... by Digitus1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who is going to break the news to Novalogic?

  4. If it was open source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it was open source the Russians would have just looked at the code and found out how to counter it. Doesn't sound like a very good military plan to me.

    1. Re:If it was open source by Unnngh! · · Score: 5, Funny
      You clearly don't understand how open source works. The russians would have exploited the code, the chinese would have patched it, and Microsoft would have issued a press release stating that their comanche code was more secure, based on an independent study.

      Sheesh!

    2. Re:If it was open source by iminplaya · · Score: 4, Funny

      And SCO would be selling "licenses".

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    3. Re:If it was open source by AlXtreme · · Score: 4, Funny

      and RMS would be running around stating that the helicopter should be called GNU/Comanche instead.

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  5. So out of date! by HappyCitizen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't believe your still running Commanche! I'm running Apache! seriously, 20 years and billions of dollars without a working product. Its tough stuff, but with that type of input and no working output, all I can say is ouch and scrap it.

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  6. I Know Why They Cancelled It! by Snagle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Haliburton must have offered to do it for twice the price.

  7. The Teutels by Wedge1212 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet ol Paul and Paul Sr. are gonna be pissed....look for a fight in a episode next seasn

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  8. Re:yet again by ignipotentis · · Score: 4, Funny
    Are they THAT dumb?

    Your new to american politics, aren't you?

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  9. What is the most invulnerable US weapons system? by geoswan · · Score: 4, Funny
    What is the most invulnerable US weapons system?

    That would have to be the one with sub-contractor in every Congressional district.

  10. Commanche by Spudley · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yay!

    This means that GUI for our-favorite-web-browser-that's-also-named-after a-helicopter won't have to change it's name suddenly and unexpectedly like all those other open source programs that had nothing to do with whatever else it was that had the same name first.

    Uh. Yeah. Good news, that.

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  11. Re:Stealth Helo? by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 3, Funny


    It really isn't hard at all. All the pilot does is say "Stealth mode, on!" and the helicopter both becomes completely silent and emits nor reflects any EM radiation. Not only that, the pilot can completely see through all walls via high-power high-resolution IR scopes. The main, although top secret, reason the military builds these helicopters is to spy on sorority houses during rush week.

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  12. But... where's my AIRWOLF? by scribblej · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's all I want to know.

  13. Re:Good for them. by Sentry21 · · Score: 4, Funny

    20 years, no working product? Think about that. That's 1984. That's before web pages, before the internet, before Microsoft "took over the world". That's Commodore 64, Atari and Apple days.

    Wow, that's almost like wasting my entire life up until this point. What kind of fool would make a mistake like that?

    Anyway, I'm going back to reading Slashdot, watching Star Wars, and eating pringles in my darkened basement bedroom until it's time to play some D&D. Later guys.

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  14. Re:Drones made it obselete by yulek · · Score: 4, Funny

    we like to keep our pilots alive...

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  15. Soviet Russia invincible! by koinu · · Score: 3, Funny
    After 20 years [...] it never produced an operational helicopter. [...] The helicopter was intended to counter Soviet weapons.


    The 20 year-old Soviet weapons must be damned good!


  16. Re:No longer needed by flabbergasted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Exactly! When George Bush needed to assassinate Saddam Hussein's waiter, the B-2 was the go to weapon of choice.

  17. Off shore it by Bull999999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Future projects like this can be out sourced to India so when it gets canceled, it would've wasted millions of tax payer dollars instead of billions.

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