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What (non-PC) Hardware Do You Hack?

Lis writes "Mike Langberg at the Merc News interviewed Scott Fullam - Scott wrote the book 'Hardware Hacking Projects for Geeks' which includes things like a video periscope for your car, an Internet toaster, Cubicle Intrusion Detection Systems, and talking Furbys. (Instructions for the toaster and coffeemaker are up on the O'Reilly site.) Almost any kind of consumer electronic equipment can be modified to do things it wasn't intended to do. Ok, you'll probably void your warranty in the process, but you could end up with something even better than the original. Or not. But it's just gotta be interesting. So what have you hacked, and into what?"

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  1. Furby's by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Funny

    I performed surgery on my Furby and created a secret stealing super agent. Muhahahaha...

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  2. Re:The gf? by irhtfp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, yes. We all know you've built a girl robot for the prom. Haven't we all? But it's not really hacking if you built it yourself. Now can we stay on topic?

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  3. Re:The gf? by Cruciform · · Score: 5, Funny

    *cough* She wasn't that secure in the first place.

  4. my coolest 'hack' by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 5, Funny

    its non-technical, but i think it counts for a hack.

    When i was in high school there was a particular big dumb jock that would pick on me. It was a catholic high school. So I stole some official letterhead paper from the guidance counselor's office and an official envelope with the school info on it.

    I proceeded to type up an expulsion letter on the letterhead paper, saying he had been caught masturbating on campus, and as a good catholic school we could not allow that. I made it sound much more official. Had my friend forge the dean's signature, and that if they (his parents) had any questions about it, feel free to call (phone number included).

    Then I mailed it.

    he never found out it was me that did that, and he did still pick on me... but i'd say I got even.

    1. Re:my coolest 'hack' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well I have a situation with a particular arsehole at work who actually complained to higher management about me using *his* coffee up, so I take revenge when ever I feel like it.

      I hack into his Windows machine and kill the WinLogon process. Then I jump up and go make coffee - looking all innocent! It takes 5-10 seconds before the machine just reboots. He's reinstalled Windows 4 times so far and changed most of his hardware. I let it go for a week or two between reboots to give him the impression that a rebuild actually helps things.

      I try and time these events with his lunchtime game playing or when he's lecturing a junior on how good his software is. (During his good programming lectures I selectively kill OLE processes, causing his app to fail with access violations.)

      Pathetic I know, but boy it cracks us all up.

    2. Re:my coolest 'hack' by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's FUN working in an office full of old time "techies" and "programmers" who don't know shit about a modern PC..

      My old standby is "NET SEND * ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" or a "WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE" or a "CRAMAK GONNA FIX IT!" or other such geek in-joke nonsense.

      Noone knows where the messages came from (I change my computers ident to something like "CPU-CORE" to make it look official).

      The best use of it was when a kid who worked here for about a month was fired, I changed my PC's name to his login ID, and started NET SENDing messages like "FIRE ME, WILL YA? YOU'll BE SORRY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"..

      They pulled plugs out of the T1 demarq spot, unplugged all the modem lines, disabled the WiFi module we use to test our mobile apps, but the messages persisted!

      I could hardly keep a straight face as people were bursting into my office, panic stricken, saying "He's in our computers!! He's going to delete all our files! How's he getting in! How do we stop him?"

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    3. Re:my coolest 'hack' by RaymondRuptime · · Score: 5, Funny

      Conversely, it can be fun to work in an office of old-time Win weasels, who know nothing about Unix, but manage to have much cooler workstations than I do. A simple amusement is to wait until they have someone in their office (or on the phone) to whom they are loudly bragging about their technical prowess, and then telnet in and run some nice .au like a toilet flushing.

      BTW, our Sun systems have the flush.au installed by default in /usr/demo. I always thought this was very considerate of them, but I do wonder what the intended use for it was...

  5. Does this count? by zhrike · · Score: 5, Funny

    Running solar ignitors to a couple of bottle rockets mounted to the grill of an old Buick Regal, connected to a switch panel in the front?

    Ok, maybe not, but it was fun to have bottle rocket launchers in the front of the car.

    Once in a while, they actually went where you wanted them to (the rockets, not the car).

  6. Possibilities by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Almost any kind of consumer electronic equipment can be modified to do things it wasn't intended to do.

    *eyes electric massagers*

    You don't saaaay....

  7. Wall mounted alarm clock... by gertsenl · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's easy, with just a standard quad-NAND integrated circuit, to make your alarm clock wall mounted.

    1) Hold clock up by power cord, against wall
    2) Position IC over power cord
    3) Apply hammer to IC, driving pins 1-16 into wall.
    4) Connect ground, Vcc, and inputs as desired.

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  8. Re:phones by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny
    phone's are my personal favorite, they are easy to do and you don't get shocked too hard
    That's my primary criterion before beginning a hacking project - will the electric shock cause permanent injury or death?
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  9. Re:Lately, furniture... by pangian · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know that following the IKEA directions counts as hacking.

    Now if you used all of the leftover pieces that for some reason you didn't "need" in the rebuild to create pulley system that saved you some trips upstairs (or an IKEAbot to do the work for you)... now *that* would be hacking.

  10. you mean like... by nineoneone · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hacked several functioning consumer electronic devices into fully-working doorstops?

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  11. G.I. Joe centrifuge by lone_marauder · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was my first electric motor. I was about 9 years old and had extracted my first electric motor from some doomed toy, and figured out how to attach wires manually to the brush leads and a battery and make it run. Unfortunately, as with most things I played around with at that age, I didn't know much about cause and effect.

    I believe the motor was originally driven by two 1.5 V AA batteries, and I was using a 9V. (Hey, it's easier to connect!) My plan was to use it as a climbing winch, enabling Snake Eyes (tm) to sneak up on the evil Destro(tm)'s clifftop lair. I tied one end of a 3 foot piece of sewing thread to the motor shaft, and the other to Snake Eyes' left hand. I wedged the motor under a book and connected the battery to winch him to the top!

    Little did Snake Eyes know what kind of evil Destro had in store for him. Little also did I know - it happened so fast that I am still fuzzy on some details. At some point, Snake Eyes stopped standing on the ground at the base of my dresser and entered into a state where he was spinning at insane velocities about the motor, attached by a tangled 6 inch piece of thread. I have no memory of a transition between these two states.

    The moral of the story - if an evil overlord leaves an electric motor conveniently located for you to winch your way up the cliff face to his mountain fortress, don't use it!

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  12. squirt gun by doofus1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I was in college, my friend and I mounted the nozzle from a squirt gun into the grill of his honda civic. We attached that to the windshield wiper supply line and installed a valve under the dash to swithc from windshield wiper mode to soak unsuspecting pedestrian mode. Not very difficult, but man was that good for days of stupid fun.

  13. Re:phones by youngerpants · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slightly OT

    I once bought an original Pole Position II arcade off ebay (about 120). After a few months the screen went a bit screwy, so i found a newsgroup concerning acade repair.

    The people on the group were really helpful and were talking me through fixing the problem... however I kept the arcade plugged in so I could see the results. FZZZZZZPT! I get knocked about 5 foot, manage to crawl to my laptop and type very slowly "brb, ambulance"

    my gf was first shocked, then scared, then calling me "pathetic"

  14. Re:The gf? by StarfishOne · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please, let's skip the jokes about 'port sniffing' here... /. is about stuff that matters after all ;)

  15. Re:Tree hacking.. by JRootabega · · Score: 5, Funny

    I did that for my kids once, too. Lessons learned: 1. Don't put the peephole on the inside of the fireplace. 2. Kids are fuckin whiners.

  16. Re:phones by simetra · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yeah, you had me until gf. Nice try.

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  17. Re:The gf? by Nykon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I tried accessing his girlfriend but apparently it had exceeded the maximun number of simultanious connections :(

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  18. Re:Cars! by G27+Radio · · Score: 5, Funny

    I knew a guy with a Civic that put a 12v computer P/S fan in his air intake ducting to "increase" airflow into the engine.

    This was a waste of time. Everyone knows that a big wing is the biggest performance boost for a Civic. Also, a Type-R sticker is even cheaper and adds 20HP as well as improves handling.

  19. Re:Cars! by ticklish2day · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know those demented motorists who drive at 40mph in the fast lane on the interstate? I was looking for a way to get back at those pseudo-maniacs. I found a cute LED display (BetaBrite) in Sams. Picked one up, googled a bit and found the protocol. Put together a Java program to interface with the LED sign through RS-232. Placed it at the rear window/windshield, plugged it into my cigarette lighter socket and connected it to my laptop. Stored a few choice messages into the sign's memory.
    Now, depending on the situation, I display the appropriate message on the sign. It's fun to see the looks on people's faces! Good to know that if you are a geek, you don't have to take road-abuse.