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Microsoft Plans WinXP "Reloaded"
An anonymous reader writes "Looks like Microsoft changed their minds and are planning a new OS release before Longhorn. They are calling it XP Reloaded."
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Hello GNAA!
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btw, suck my cock cum taco. this is a news site not an editorial site, screw your bias
CAN you IMAGINE the thought of a bunch of BOY FETUSES EJACULATING their ironically fertile BOYCUM, the very substance that half made who they ARE only recently?!?! THINK about it, a group of TINY PRE-BABIES with their ROCK HARD yet tiny PENISES all in a CIRCLE-JERK performing a IN UTEREO BUKKAKE ceremony way up in mommy's CUM-DRENCHED WOMB, man, when the "water breaks" I'm thinking that's more STICKY BABYCUM than FETUS FLUID. Birth would be like one gigantic EJACULATION!
fp!
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Wow! Vallon posted something in all caps again! And it STILL doesn't say anything interesting or informative?
I'll grant you this, though. It's at least a little bit funny. You deserve a little karma for this one.
You've still got a lot of karmawhore posts to make up for, though. Nice start.
Does this mean that Ballmer is in line for gender reassignment? What does Bill say? Will they be able to work so closely after Ballmer goes under the knife? Will he be moving to Colorado?
Comparing it to Windows will be a moot point, since El Dorado is going to have a 40% larger code base than XP.
Slashdot seem to focus mostly on Microsoft and Windows. To me this means that probably people are not really interested in Linux news. They seem to focus on bashing Microsoft and Windows, and seem to be really excited more about anti-Microsoft made up stories, rather than positive real Linux stories. If the history proves anything, no trend with such characteristics have ever made it to the top. Linux seem to be on the spot mostly because of the Microsoft's troubles, like security issues. However what would happen if there are no such problems. From the Slashdot's own mob, it is qutie clear that Linux will doom under those circumstances.
you mean... a Beowulf cluster of them???
Whoops, now you can't use 'em on this thread. Oh well. :)
There are people who get linked to Slashdot articles via Google News, etc. who may not live in the USA and may not have seen or be familiar with Teh Matrix series of films.
Kudos to the parent poster for realizing this.
This virtual ass sniffing that takes place every time I publish a new comment to Slashdot is getting a bit annoying.
If you're going to make a newsletter based on my content and celebrity, at least cut me in on the profits, bro!
IHBT.
Reply or e-mail; don't vaguely moderate. Ex-O'Reilly/MIT employee, now a full-time Google employee.
Ok, my sense of humor is twisted mobius strip style. Well jeeze, it was warped by what I see coming out of Redmond nowadays. Especially today.
SB
It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
Do you have anything to prove that bit? Last thing I'd like is for tempctrl.exe to crash and end up with a 64 bit, 200 euro slab of silicon goo oozing down my mainboard...
Hate me!
Thank you, sir. +5 Funny.
Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a
completely unintentional side effect.
-- Linus
stupid bush and aschrof.... wait.... damn.
~ Maintainer of the Skajake Projects
Given that's it's 68 degrees here today (in February in South Dakota) I retract that statement. God bless global warming. :))))
SB
It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
Hey, you insensitive clod, beer is my poison. How can you even *think* that I'm one of those caffeine addicted crazies? Sheeeeese :)
SB
It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
Here in Knoxville, TN, it was 1C and snowing all day. Think about that one more time...
:-(
1C and snowing... the Gods hate us.
It snowed about 6 inches worth today, but none of it stuck around, it all melted. Talk about torture
I hate sigs...
hmmmm... snowed last night and below freezing all day here in Athens, GEORGIA, so I think you've just experienced a warm front, not global warming.
In Capitalist America, bank robs you!