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Lord Of The Rings - Oscars, We Loves Them

Suhas writes "The New Zealand Herald and many others such as Yahoo/AP are reporting that Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King has swept the Oscars by winning in all the 11 categories it was nominated in. Good to see Peter Jackson finally got the Best Director award! The official Oscar site has a full list of the winners."

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  1. And one naked gold man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    to rule them all!

    1. Re:And one naked gold man by flewp · · Score: 5, Funny

      I yelled my butt off when I saw LotR win Best Picture.

      I'm so happy I'm not you.

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    2. Re:And one naked gold man by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny
      And one naked gold man . . .

      Thank you for that image that I now have to burn out of my mind, you insensitive clod!

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    3. Re:And one naked gold man by tom+taylor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did you beat your fists against your chest?

    4. Re:And one naked gold man by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, he'll do that in a few years if Jackson wins for King Kong...

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    5. Re:And one naked gold man by FatalTourist · · Score: 4, Funny

      And you yelled at last years oscars too.

      Next year we're gonna take best picture. And we're gonna take best costumes, and we're gonna take best makeup, and we're gonna take best special effects, and best editing and-- YERRAAAAARRRRGGH!

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    6. Re:And one naked gold man by GoofyBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

      >Because it's human nature to enjoy being validated, even if it's just a validation of your tastes.

      Did you yell when you modded up?

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    7. Re:And one naked gold man by darc · · Score: 5, Funny

      On the other hand... best line of the night, from the acceptance speech for the "FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
      THE BARBARIAN INVASIONS":

      "We're so glad that Lord of the Rings doesn't qualify for this category."

      Although if you think about it, there was elvish in it...

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  2. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel a great disturbance in the force...as if thousands of fantasy geeks suddenly cried out...

    Great job, PJ & Crew!

    Ryan

  3. We loves it, oh yes. by aardvarko · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sam: What we need is a little bit of recognition.
    Gollum: What's recognishin, precious? What's recognishin, eh?
    Sam: Rec-og-ni-tion. Honors, awards, critics in a stew. Lovely big golden awards with a nice nameplate on the bottom.
    Sam: Even you couldn't say no to that.
    Gollum: Oh yes, we could. Spoilin' nice shinies. Give it to us raw and unfinished. You keep nasty awards.
    Sam: You're hopeless.

  4. Re:11 Wins by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK, I have been at /. too long. At first, I thought the reference to PJ was PJ at groklaw.net =)

  5. It would have been nice... by youknowmewell · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should have been nominated for best foreign film. I mean, there were at least 3 different languages besides English that they spoke in it! I'm sure there is a country out their who's population speaks Elvish or whatever it is people from Mordor speak!

  6. Best Director by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 5, Funny
    Good to see Peter Jackson finally got the Best Director award!

    Yes! I know he was mad at the Academy for overlooking Meet the Feebles and Dead Alive!

  7. "This one goes to 11!" by Black+Art · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone had to say it.

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  8. Re:Great by tankdilla · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the yahoo link, Return of the King swept all 11 categories in which it was nominated. It matched the record 11 wins of "Titanic" and "Ben-Hur" and became only the third movie to sweep every nominated category, following Gigi and The Last Emperor, which both went nine-for-nine.

    Quickly reading that, I thought it said Gigli, and that I had somehow ended up in Bizarro World.

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  9. Dear Mr. Lucas: by eidechse · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't bother.

    Thanks,

    The Mgmt.

  10. Re:A great day for fantasy by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Audience needs entertainment...badly!

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  11. Whew by Derkec · · Score: 4, Funny

    Guess we won't have to witness the Nerd Riots after all. And I had my D20 prepared and everything.

    Never had more fun watching the Oscars. That said, by the end, I almost felt sad that so many other films weren't winning. Oh well, I'm sure it was an honor just to be nominated.

  12. Re:A great day for fantasy by Ancient+Devices+King · · Score: 5, Funny

    My source is somewhat suspect, but I'd say Dungeon Siege: the Movie would fall under that category.

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  13. Re:Finally!!! by El · · Score: 5, Funny

    LOTR is not just an epic, it is a... book!

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  14. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quickly reading that, I thought it said Gigli

    Well technically, Gigli did win for all categories it was nominated.

  15. Thank Goodness! by t1nman33 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And so the great Nerd Riots of 2004 were prevented, and Peter Jackson took the Oscar into the West.

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  16. Re:A great day for fantasy by zcat_NZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    The word down here is that New Zealand has been unofficially nominated "Best Supporting Country in a Motion Picture"

    Anyway, one thing I promise, you will NEVER see Peter Jackson produce anything even close to a 'crappy' movie. The guy is a true genius.

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  17. Re:Yay! by Prof.+Pi · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... hopefully we'll see a lot more good fantasy/odyssey movies.

    There's a new Mel Gibson movie everyone's talking about (does mythology count?).

  18. Re:Great by frenetic3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Liv Tyler was hot until one of my buddies pointed out the striking, eerie resemblance to Steven Tyler.

    And then the vomiting began.

    *sigh*

    -fren

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  19. What next? by El · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any chance we can talk Peter Jackson's team into making the Star Wars Episodes VII, VIII, and IX, so that they don't suck?

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  20. Re:A great day for fantasy by slycer9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    >>Anyway, one thing I promise, you will NEVER see Peter Jackson produce anything even close to a 'crappy' movie.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001392/

    Take your pick. Meet the Feebles springs to mind first.

    (It's late, didn't feel like HTML'ing on this crap. Sue me or mod me down...just don't take my twinkies.)

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  21. Funny thing is by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 4, Funny


    As things like that illustrate, the amusing thing about Tolkien purists is that their beloved god Tolkien was more liberal about changes then they are.


    The original creator of a story is not always the best one to edit it. I mean, have you never seen anyone create a revised edition of a story that was worse that their original?

    (Lucas?)

  22. Re:Great by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Find a picture of her mother, Bebe Buell, and you'll start to feel a lot better. That would be the November, 1974 issue.

    KFG

  23. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I liked Liv Tyler's "i wish I were lisa loeb and actually intelligent" glasses.

  24. What I can't figgure out by quantaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    is how it wasn't even nominated for the category of Documentary Feature I mean just look at the amazing footage they got of all the major figures and major events in the quest to destroy the ring. And how they convinced a camera crew to go along with Sam and Frodo on the trek to Mount Doom incredible. How they can ignore this stunning documentary of one of the most crutial events in the history of Middle Earth and...

    why is everyone looking at me?

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  25. Re:Great by rmathew · · Score: 5, Funny
    Quickly reading that, I thought it said Gigli Well technically, Gigli did win for all categories it was nominated.

    It did win all the awards it was nominated for elswhere though.

    :-)

  26. Re:11 Wins by haystor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Titanic had a slippery Kate Winslet. They also killed DiCaprio.

    So it wasn't all bad.

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  27. I loves it/hates it by stormcoder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thomas Covenant was the worst. I hated the character but I couldn't stop reading the books. I kept buying these books centered around a character that I loathed. I was so glad when he died. I could finally stop reading those books. Everytime you thought Thomas could go no lower, he would find a way. I felt like a spouse being beaten and always winding up going back for more. I am starting to feel sad for myself again. Gotta stop. Maybe read some more Thomas Covenant to take my mind off of it.

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  28. Re:A great day for fantasy by prockcore · · Score: 5, Funny

    By this time next year, we'll be watching Gauntlet: The Movie.

    Blue Wizard is Dying!
    Pale Nerd needs Popcorn!

  29. Gauntlet: The Movie by AvantLegion · · Score: 5, Funny
    In a world... where dungeons are broken up into numbered levels...

    ... some unnamed fiend has created an abominable horror known as the Monster Generator!

    (quick cut to an army of ghosts flying out of a brown cube)

    Only the select few heroes dare to tread in such dangerous grounds.

    They are..... The Four Playable Characters!!

    (Demi Moore, as the Valkyrie, holds a dying elven Richard Gere on the cold stone floor of Level 17...)

    Gere: "green... elf... needs fo-od bad..ly....."

    (random fast-cut action scenes, with a horn crescendo buildup....... duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUU --

    COMING SUMMER 2005 -- DUN!!

  30. Re:A great day for fantasy by IainHere · · Score: 4, Funny

    Take your pick. Meet the Feebles springs to mind first.

    Actually, Meet the Feebles is my favourite of his films. I'm guessing you've never actually seen it, because anyone who has seen a puppet trying to save the show by singing about sodomy, which is rhymed with, "you might incur the wrath of god on me", would agree that it is genius.

  31. Three for the elven kings under the sky... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Funny

    11 to the New Zealanders, who above all else, desire tourism.

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  32. Peter Jackson, Pixar Team Up for 'Finding Smeagol' by scottott · · Score: 5, Funny

    (2004-03-01) -- Oscar-sweeping director Peter Jackson this morning said he would team up with Pixar Studios, which last night won the Academy Award for Best Animated Feature Film, to produce a rollicking adventure tentatively titled "Finding Smeagol." Read the rest...

  33. Re:Crap. by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh come on, did you check out the way Frodo's sword glowed? A blatant light-sabre ripoff, to be sure.

    I'm just glad that Jackson cut out the fighting Ewok-Hai at the last minute, that would have been way too obvious...

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  34. I loved The Lord Of The Rings trilogy... by Savatte · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone should make a book out of it.