WordPerfect Back From the Wilderness

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WordPerfect Back From the Wilderness

Posted by ryuzaki0 on Monday March 1, 2004 @12:57PM from the but-it's-a-whole-new-wilderness dept.

Man With Broom writes "Just when you thought they were riding off into the sunset, they come back into town and start hanging around the mayor's oldest girl... WordPerfect 12 was described today on news.com, with Corel claiming compatibility for the small business user. But can they withstand the juggernaut? And what of OpenOffice?"

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The jerk store called; they're all out of YOU! by Anonymous Coward · 2004-03-01 13:04 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Indeed.
1. Re:The jerk store called; they're all out of YOU! by Anonymous Coward · 2004-03-01 15:56 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  Who cares, you're their #1 all time best seller ;)
2. Re:The jerk store called; they're all out of YOU! by Anonymous Coward · 2004-03-01 17:25 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  I had sex with your wife.
  
  (now you need to retort with "my wife's in a coma.")
3. Re:The jerk store called; they're all out of YOU! by Anonymous Coward · 2004-03-01 19:08 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  My wife is in a coma.
ABORT YOUR GAY BABY TODAY! by Anonymous Coward · 2004-03-01 13:09 · Score: -1, Offtopic

If homosexuality is genetic identify all the unborn GAY BABIES and abort them! As they always tell us homosexuality is NOT a choice why would anyone choose to be GAY? sO abort all GAY BABIES and spare them the trauma of growing up GAY!
Re:not fp by Anonymous Coward · 2004-03-01 13:13 · Score: -1, Offtopic

OK, can someone please clear this up for me?

Is it an fp (i.e effpee)?

Or as the poster stated, using the vowel/consonant rules, a fp?
MOO by Anonymous Coward · 2004-03-01 13:13 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM!
It was the best of times... by Anonymous Coward · 2004-03-01 13:18 · Score: -1, Offtopic

It was the blurst of times...
Stupid Monkey!
Re:word perfect by Rick+and+Roll · 2004-03-01 13:28 · Score: 0, Offtopic

AMD has 3GHz processors? Where the hell was I when this was announced? -- Intel fanboy
In other news ... by Billly+Gates · 2004-03-01 14:01 · Score: 0, Offtopic

.. a new version of the dieing FreeBSD is out.

Oh and DukeNukem Forever is right around the corner.

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