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NASA Mars Press Briefing & "Significant Findings"

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the we're-on-the-edge-of-our-seats-really-i-swear dept.

An anonymous reader writes "NASA will have a press briefing today at 2 p.m. EST to announce "significant findings". Salty liquid water maybe? Bacteria? This meeting will also be broadcast on NASA TV."

9 of 485 comments (clear)

  1. They got it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    They'll let us know Bin Laden was found in Mars! Young Bushy kept him safe there until election time...

  2. Religion by DrugCheese · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I hope this puts a curb on religios fanatics who believe God created the world in 7 days. What day did he create the living organisms on this planet, on that other planet? I know I'm way off topic here. But something like this could dramatically change the world. Proof that we are no longer alone.

    We have a flu on Mars to chum up with.

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    1. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      I'm surprised that you still think religion is accepted with progressive scientists.

      Science is the religion I choose to follow, since it's the only literature that has logic.

  3. WMDs by Petronius · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Finally some good news for Bush: NASA found WMDs on Mars.

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    1. Re:WMDs by will_die · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Old News.
      This week the martians are claiming that Bush armed the Phobosians who started a war; then he went and kipnapped the former martian leader who is now living in forced exile on Deimos.

  4. about time. by flacco · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    now maybe those creationists will finally shut their fucking pie-holes.

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    1. Re:about time. by Queuetue · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      In other words, it's a bunch of nonsensical and inconsistent stories written by madmen or chalatains by scavenging the world's spoken record of myths, which is currently used to enslave a large portion of the human race.

      Got it.

  5. Flamebait??? Fundementalist Moderators... by ErnstKompressor · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Go bugger off and see "The Passion of The Crap" again... I LOVE reasonably religious folks, but American Fundamentalist Christians are worse than Islamic radicals, if for no other reason than they are INSIDE our country, taking advantage of our freedoms only to use them against ourselves by rolling back our fair and even-handed laws... in pursuit of their narrow-minded 'Moral-hypocrisy' agenda...

    Newsflash for all Fundamentalist Right-Wingers..."America was founded by Deists not Christians... That christian Bible-crap all happened in the forties and fifties. I'm all for believing in god, but don't shake your poo-stick-religous-dogma at me..."

    BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL FREE THINKING RELIGIOUS BELIEVERS -- KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK -- HELP THE NEEDY -- STOP WORRYING ABOUT ABORTION, HOMOSEXUALS, DRUGS, VIDEOGAMES, ROCK AND ROLL, SEX AND AMERICA's 'FICTITIOUS MORAL-DECLINE'...

    LONG LIVE SECULAR HUMANISM!!!

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  6. Hahahahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Because that joke hasn't been already done on here a million fucking times. Congratulations, your an idoit!