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Posted by ryuzaki0 on Tuesday March 2, 2004 @05:45AM from the kill-me-now dept.

theodp writes "Cubby from New Jersey has a passion for peanut butter. Dedeaux from Baton Rouge likes to suck his brother's ear. Spike from the East Bay just wants to kiss pretty girls. Two months after computer and canine geeks in San Francisco launched a social networking site for dogs, 8,000+ pooches have their own Web page on Dogster.com, complete with mug shots, personal stories and listings of likes and pet peeves."

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My dog... by bonytony · 2004-03-02 05:46 · Score: 5, Funny

Likes to sniff butts!
1. Re:My dog... by Anonymous Coward · 2004-03-02 05:51 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  Your dog is therefore already qualified to be a Slashdot editor.
Dogster.com? by Anonymous Coward · 2004-03-02 05:46 · Score: 5, Funny

And here I was thinking it was a dating site for fugly chicks!
where my bitches at? by SoupGuru · 2004-03-02 05:47 · Score: 5, Funny

oh yeah, had to be said. apologies.

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Urban Legend Time. by saintlupus · 2004-03-02 05:48 · Score: 5, Funny

Cubby from New Jersey has a passion for peanut butter.

[cue porno bassline]

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1. Re:Urban Legend Time. by vena · 2004-03-02 05:53 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  urban legend nothing, i'm from new jersey and knew a girl in highschool who had to change schools after everyone found out how she was enticing her dog into licking certain parts of her body.
  
  not a friend of a friend of a cousin thing, this girl was on my bus.
Two bones... by Genjurosan · 2004-03-02 05:49 · Score: 4, Funny

I'll bet you two bones that the gusy that created the site were victims of outsourcing.
In former times they said ... by maxwell+demon · 2004-03-02 05:49 · Score: 4, Funny

... in the net nobody knows you are a dog.
Obviously this site is out to change that.

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My dog's site by superpulpsicle · 2004-03-02 05:50 · Score: 4, Funny

www.microsoft.com

Check it out my dog did a really good job.
Dog Personals by MosesJones · 2004-03-02 05:50 · Score: 4, Funny

WLTM Bitch in Heat for romantic butt sniffing and frenzied humping. Any breed or cross breed is fine, I'm not breedist. Must have own walker and a good turn of speed. I'm a 200 pound Newfoundland so small dogs might not want to apply, unless you have been around a bit.

Likes: Butt sniffing and frenzied humping

Dislikes: Buckets of Cold water

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*ster rehabilitated for 2004? by heironymouscoward · 2004-03-02 05:53 · Score: 4, Funny

The coolster suffix for all those dudesters who dream of starting their own boomster sitester.

Catster.com for pussies? Ratster for rodents? How about Hamster.com for those who like smoked pig thighs? Chickster.com for girls?

We can make it even more cool:

Dogsta! Chicksta! Gangsta! Hamsta!

Hey d00d, I'm a Slashsta!

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So What? by H8X55 · 2004-03-02 05:53 · Score: 4, Funny

Yeah - I scoffed at the article. Then I read it and scoffed a bit more. Then i went and registered our two dogs. And you know you did the same thing.
Re:Rant by savagedome · 2004-03-02 06:00 · Score: 4, Funny

This is news for NERDS, not, news for dogs

The guy sitting next to me greets me every morning with 'What up dog?'. I figure the story is appropriate.

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DOOMED-TO-FAIL(tm) by Asprin · 2004-03-02 06:03 · Score: 4, Funny

I pronouce this idea DOOMED-TO-FAIL(tm)!

Why?

No smell-o-vision. Dogs need that.

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Servers slow by dr_dank · 2004-03-02 06:19 · Score: 4, Funny

Looks like Dogster has been put to sleep.

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This is a great site.... by malelder · 2004-03-02 06:22 · Score: 5, Funny

For me to poop on!

Sorry :/

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