Cthulhu 500 Racing Card Game Revs Up For Action
Thanks to OgreCave for pointing to a Yog Sothoth story discussing the announcement of the Cthulhu 500 card game, which is billed as "a racing [card] game with a [Cthulhu] Mythos theme." According to the president of the creators, Atlas Games: "Each player chooses a car for the race, and as the game goes on can to pick up special drivers/pit crew (such as 'The Fungi from Detroit'), and car enhancements (such as 'Rats in the Whitewalls'). And, you know, summon Elder Gods to step on your opponents' cars, and the like."
This card game almost makes me want to appreciate Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh cards...
Here's the missing link between the RPG and the cardgame!
... behold the dangers of marijuana!
'The Fungi from Detroit'), and car enhancements (such as 'Rats in the Whitewalls')."
How about:
Pickman's Motor
The Car of Cthulhu
The "VW Thing" on the Doorstep
The Silver Ignition Key
The Dream-Quest of Unknown Cardeath
The Dunwich Humvee
Imprisoned with the Fords
The Moon-Buggy
The Doom that Came to Sebring
Herbert West, Mechanic
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
"My God, Marty! It's hideous... squamous... even gibbous!"
IAALS.
Vote Cthulhu for President!
Karma: Excellent (My Karma? I wish...:-( )
This sounds like an indescribably horrible idea!
I really can't wrap my mortal mind around this craze, gibbering, primodial concept. Racing and the Old Ones. Balderdash!
Now if you'd excuse me I have a cauldron of oddly, viscous fluid to stir.
-- What's this '-r *' file doing here? -- Oh well, a simple 'rm' should do the trick.