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ZVUE's $99 Video and MP3 Player

blackmonday writes "Hand Held Entertainment's ZVUE is an MP3 player, video and photo viewer with a color screen. At the price of $99, I think it might be worth the investment for the hacking potential alone. Uses Secure Digital/MMC cards rather than Compact Flash, but looks very cool. The funniest part - you can buy cartridges (apparently in some propietary format) of low budget wrestling movies and wannabe rapper videos."

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  1. My Own Low Budget Rap... by blackmonday · · Score: 5, Funny

    After 2 years of tryin,
    I' think I must be dyin,
    Today sure hits the spot
    cuz I got my first article posted on slashdot!

    Can I get a hell yeah?

    1. Re:My Own Low Budget Rap... by liquidsin · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was gonna visit your band site, as linked in your sig. Then I read your post...



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    2. Re:My Own Low Budget Rap... by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm glad to hear you did so fine,
      but for now you better get in line.
      I've had a few in my day,
      but the hall of fame is still far away.

      Congrats! Be sure to show off the addition to the bottom of your user page to all your buddies.

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    3. Re:My Own Low Budget Rap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      My ISP is cryin'
      My web server is die'n
      The CPU's too hot
      cuz my site got posted on slashdot!

    4. Re:My Own Low Budget Rap... by BMonger · · Score: 2, Funny

      You kids and your "rap".
      Where did the haiku's go to?
      Oh the good old days.

  2. Why can't you just USE the damned thing?? by Trolling4Columbine · · Score: 5, Funny
    "At the price of $99, I think it might be worth the investment for the hacking potential alone."

    I bet it could be used as a pretty neat MP3 and video player too!

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  3. Low Budget Porn Cards by DaRat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just wait till you get buy low budget porn cards. Then things will really take off.

    1. Re:Low Budget Porn Cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "handheld player" just doesn't mean what it used to...

    2. Re:Low Budget Porn Cards by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think that they'll need to start selling a stand or tripod or something, a "handheld" player would be useless for porn without one.

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    3. Re:Low Budget Porn Cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Number of hands required depends on whether it's full lotion video or not..

    4. Re:Low Budget Porn Cards by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's the matter? You've got two hands, don't you?

      Yeah, and I need 'em both.

      LK

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  4. I just don get it... by DeionXxX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously, I just don't get why you'd want to watch video's at a resolution so small.

    Hot new music videos, extreme radical sports, wild, action videos that wreak havoc and lay waste

    Who the hell uses the word "radical" anymore? WTF are "wild, action video that wreak havoc and lay waste" ... It sounds like the videos are going to shit on you..

    Ugh.. just lame...

    --D3X
    NeoX3.com: The One Site for Free Adult Entertainment...

  5. Finally ! by stephanruby · · Score: 1, Funny

    Something a little bit more convenient for porn.

  6. I hope their video players... by Rikardon · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...are more durable than their servers!

    Five comments, and already slashdotted. Sigh.

    =)

  7. great... by thrillbert · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I'm really going to have to wait for a bathroom stall to open up.. portable pr0n.. just what we all needed...

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  8. Loading ... by No_Weak_Heart · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are they using this gadget to power their site?

  9. where's the beef^H^H^H^Hspecs by tamarik · · Score: 2, Funny

    No specs at all that I can find but at the bottom of their FAQ is this:

    Why does the low battery indicator come on after I put in fresh batteries and use them for only a short time?

    Depending on the type and brand of battery, the low battery indicator may come on while there are still hours of battery life left. You can continue to use the ZVUE until the batteries actually run down. You should also be aware, that when the batteries are low, the ZVUE may not operate properly.

    huh?

  10. Sharing photos without a computer by neves · · Score: 2, Funny

    $99 for a a nice gadget. Seeing videos in this small screen is awlful, but it looks great to show the digital photos of your last trip for your friends while drinking a beer without computers around. It should be cheaper to have just a photo display device. This is usually a good use of color PDAs, but they are expensive. Does anyone here know about a cheap, good, and linux compatible device just to display photos? An internal HD would be better than a compact flash one.

  11. ..low budget wrestling movies ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny

    As opposed to the high budget wrestling movies like "No Holds Barred" and ...,ummm, "All The Marbles" and ...umm, ...films like that.

  12. I apologize in advance... by liquidsin · · Score: 2, Funny

    In soviet Canada, Zed-View pronounces YOU!

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  13. Re:Too much hype... by switcha · · Score: 2, Funny
    but I couldn't find weight or whether it has a belt clip.

    Because even beyond the flavor of embedded OS or Ogg support, the portable device deal breaker for the true geek is whether or not it can be added to the "belt arsenal".

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  14. Re:Wannabe - not quite by boarder · · Score: 2, Funny

    He is also a major component of Chappelle Show comedy.

    YEEEEEAAHHHHHHH
    OKAAAY
    What?!
    What?!
    What?!
    What?!
    YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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  15. Page text, for those that couldn't read it : by Glonoinha · · Score: 4, Funny

    The page cannot be found
    The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

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    Please try the following:

    If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.

    Open the www.zvue.com home page, and then look for links to the information you want.
    Click the Back button to try another link.
    Click Search to look for information on the Internet.

    HTTP 400 - Bad Request
    Internet Explorer

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    Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
  16. Re:Full Color! High-Res! on a 2" x 2" screen :( by Yi+Ding · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd rather have a bigger screen at the cost of some color and video quality.

    Hmm.... Looks like I've found a buyer for my 5 year old 10" black and white TV. In fact, I'll sell it to you for the same price as this gadget, just 100 bucks.

  17. Re:Wannabe - not quite by Monkelectric · · Score: 3, Funny

    Being a "platinum selling rap artist" is alot like wining the special Olympics, yea you won, but you're still a retard.

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  18. Kettle. Pot. Black. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    WTF are "wild, action video that wreak havoc and lay waste

    'WTF' is so dot-com boom. Get with the times.

    Ugh.. just lame...

    'Lame' was popular during the SNL 'Wayne's World' run. Now that is an embarassingly out-of-date expression.

  19. Re:Wannabe - not quite by jwriney · · Score: 4, Funny

    (scholarly voice)
    Lil' Jon : Pardon me, sir, but will this post reflect negatively upon my karma rating?
    Mod : It depends on if the other moderators find it funny.

    (brief pause)

    Lil' Jon : What?
    Mod : It depends on if the other moderators find it funny.
    Lil' Jon : What?
    Mod : It depends on if the other moderators find it funny.
    Lil' Jon : What?
    Mod: (-1, Troll)
    Lil' Jon : OKAYYYYYY!

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  20. Re:PCMag Review link - NO, it does NOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    As for video, it uses a highly compressed, rights-protected, proprietary video format

    In the future it may support some more things, but right now no. This thing is more closed than a Microsoft legal meeting.

  21. Re:Six inch floppies? by martinX · · Score: 4, Funny

    When 3.5" floppies were introduced to South Africa, in order to distinguish them from the flexible and floppy 5.25" disks, they were called "stiffies" ... so the campaign was 'would you rather have a 5.25" floppy or a 3.5" stiffy".

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