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Godzilla To Retire (for now)

ackthpt writes "CNN is reporting that Toho, after 50 years and 28 films, will be retiring Godzilla (Gojira in Japan) after this years film. Toho has thought of retiring the venerable monster before, but after pulling the stops to make a special Best of Best this may be it (but you never know, particularly if it draws large audiences)"

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  1. So long and thanks for all the fish! by poptix_work · · Score: 4, Funny

    It'll be sad to see such an icon of the 'old scifi' go, now if only william shattner would stop screeching on television =)

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    1. Re:So long and thanks for all the fish! by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Funny

      It'll be sad to see such an icon of the 'old scifi' go

      It turns out that the CNN mistranslated the Japanese; Godzilla is not retiring.

      He's just changing his name to "Firebird", I mean, "Firefox".

  2. Good Luck, Big Guy by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me be among the first to with you well, in whatever endeavor you undertake in this chapter of your life.

    Hail! King of the Monsters!

    ps. don't attack my city

    1. Re:Good Luck, Big Guy by visgoth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Riiight... You expect us to believe there's a giant guy in a giant rubber suit running around destroying cities?!

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  3. 28? by bgeer · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's more than one Godzilla movie? I always assumed I was just seeing different parts of the same film... go figure.

  4. Actually, you do know by OblvnDrgn · · Score: 5, Informative

    Quote the article: "Even if the new movie makes money, it will be at least a decade before Godzilla returns, Tomiyama said."

    That's pretty much telling us there's not going to be another sequel for a while no matter what. At least, unless you think he's lying.

    1. Re:Actually, you do know by djupedal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      not going to be another sequel for a while no matter what

      No matter he said all that last time? :)

      It's a marketing trick, and not a new one, by any means. Looks like it is already working, so more power to him.

    2. Re:Actually, you do know by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe he feels that it's a fading and gradually unprofitable franchise and is just making these press releases to save face and die with some amount of self-inflicted dignity.

      A harikari of the career, if you will.

    3. Re:Actually, you do know by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      nobody* in the movie industry would go back on their word just to make money!

      *by nobody, I, of course, mean everybody.

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    4. Re: Actually, you do know by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > That's pretty much telling us there's not going to be another sequel for a while no matter what.

      Well, maybe one more... but you know they've got to stop before they get to Godzilla XXX.

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    5. Re:Actually, you do know by aborchers · · Score: 5, Funny
      Why make such a huge intellectual investment?


      Speaking not as a mocker, but as a true Godzilla fan (one with a room full of memorobilia and who already owns films 1-26, several in various versions) I have to ask:

      Intellectual investment? What the hell are you talking about? ;-)

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  5. Marketing at it's best :) by djupedal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And how many retirement concerts did Barbara Striesand have?

    Go'zilla isn't going anywhere...the press will see to that. This will simply be another comeback spike. It worked before and it will work again, and that's a good thing :)

    1. Re:Marketing at it's best :) by darth_MALL · · Score: 5, Funny

      yeah but people actually WANT Streisand to retire.

    2. Re:Marketing at it's best :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A lot of people want Celine Deon to retire too, then she got a fscking long-term stint in Vegas.

      I'd like to see a Godzilla-Deon matchup though, hopefully with a similar outcome to Godzilla-Bambi.

  6. Happy for another reason... by Trejkaz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm just glad Bambi can finally get some rest.

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    1. Re:Happy for another reason... by Lane.exe · · Score: 4, Funny
      Funny thing... even my intermediate logic book was filled with sentence diagrams of things like: If Godzilla necessarily eats Bambi, then Bambi is contingently Godzilla's meal.

      I shit you not. A whole fucking page full of Godzilla/Bambi jokes.

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    2. Re:Happy for another reason... by peter+hoffman · · Score: 4, Informative

      See the movie description at http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064064/ .

    3. Re:Happy for another reason... by DLWormwood · · Score: 4, Informative
      I take it this has some sort of geek classic status?

      I don't know about other geeks, but I remember this being in heavy circulation during the early 80's when cable was first trying to get a toe hold in American households.

      Cable channels were still having difficulty selling ad time to fill in between show breaks, so many early cable channels filled the time will short subjects. It was a golden era for the short subject, and "Bambi Meets Godzilla" was a frequently used choice for filling air time.

      Another short I rememeber was about the job hunter visiting an abandoned office in reply to an interview request. It turned out the office was empty because of a reel of carnivorous magnetic tape. (I kid you not.) Despite briefly fending it off with a magnet (which caused it pain), he was eventually "mummified" and digested by the tape. The end of the short had the unrolled tape perched in front of a typewriter creating another interview invitation letter... I also have memories of an animated short about "skywhales."

      I could go on and on with the nostalgia. The era ended with MTV and it's bastardization of the short as the "music video." It also had the side effect of increasing the presence of advertisements on cable.

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  7. Retiring, or just resting... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Popular fictional characters never retire, they just get put away for a spell to create a pent-up demand. There will likely be more, but it'll likely be 10 to 20 years before somebody realizes they have a popular franchise that they're not using and it's time to revive it.

    1. Re:Retiring, or just resting... by U.I.D+754625 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...or remade so that Gojira shoots first.

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  8. But wait! No! by RyanFenton · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought Gojira was HUGE in Japan!

    Er...

    Ryan Fenton

  9. And at the unemployment line... by bobdotorg · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a bitter dejected Mothra mumbles profanities in broken Japanese.

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    1. Re:And at the unemployment line... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Atleast hes not being forced to train his Indian replacement.

  10. Aw Crap by morganjharvey · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, does this mean that we'll never get "Godzilla: The Musical?"
    'Coz that would have been cool.
    -err...

    1. Re:Aw Crap by Chatmag · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd like to see Mel Brooks or Abrams/Zuker/Abrams do a Godzilla movie.

      "There's a large reptile devouring Tokyo" "What is it"? "It's a large city in Japan, but thats not important now"

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  11. Mind your manners... by Behrooz · · Score: 5, Funny

    ps. don't attack my city

    Shouldn't that be 'please don't attack my city'?

    I'd certainly be polite to the 400-foot monster under those circumstances. Or any circumstances, really.

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  12. Damn! by 00420 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh man.

    They never even got a chance to do Godzilla vs. Mozilla

  13. Toho runs some of the best movie theaters in Tokyo by ObviousGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Toho group has taken over the operation of the Virgin Cinema movie theaters in Tokyo and seem to be doing a bang-up job of bringing first run movies to Japan in a very timely fashion.

    It still costs an arm and a leg to see a movie here, but the theaters are much more comfortable than any that I've been to in the US.

    Godzilla ought to be retiring. The threat of environmental damage and subsequent mutations caused by a nuclear waste spill has been shown to be a Chicken Little cause. As more countries shift their means of electricity production to nuclear, we have seen a progressive reduction of air pollution in those countries. In the US, coal and oil are still the primary means of power generation, and it shows when looking at statistical charts how much pollution per capita is produced by Americans.

    Godzilla ought to be retired because the reasons that he was brought forth in the first place are gone. A new creature, relevent to today's global threats ought to be created so that kids can learn about those threats in an interesting and entertaining manner. Whether the threat ought to be fossil fuel pollution, terrorism, or global warming, bringing the issues to the public in an easily digestible and entertaining medium is the first step towards educating everyone about the dangers posed by these global problems.

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  14. Benefit... by SisyphusShrugged · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As long as they dont make another incredibly terrible movie like that Godzilla 2000 movie, I will be very happy

    I would rather see a japanese guy in a rubber suit step on model trains for an hour than see the most expensive 3D technology used to string together a movie with plot elements so stupid it makes my eyes bleed!!!

  15. Godzilla, giant monster, dead at 50 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - radioactive scourge of Japan Godzilla was found dead in at the bottom of the Pacific ocean this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an Asian icon.

  16. USA gets the reissue of the first one this summer! by johnpaul191 · · Score: 4, Informative

    theya re rereleasing the orig 1954 B&W Godzilla in the USA in spring/summer (no dubbing!!!!!).... then next year we will get Godzilla: Final Wars.
    it'll be sad they are not making more, but we still will have 28 movies to watch.... that's not too shabby. i have to admit i am just psyched to see the first one in a theater.
    Teaser/trailer on apple.com for the reissue. fun fun fun!

  17. Retirement and boredom by minusthink · · Score: 5, Funny

    It takes a special kind of person to actually enjoy retirement, and call me cynical, but I don't think Godzilla is that type of person.

    In a couple months he'll start a consulting business.

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  18. Final Godzilla plot summary [*SPOILER*] by ArmorFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the end, to destroy the seemingly unbeatable (yet stupid looking) American robot monster, Godzilla is forced to explode himself into seperate fighting body-parts! His eTail will become a powerful digital entity known as GodThunderTail. His head will fly around and catch on fire : GodPhoenix! Ooops, I mean Firebirdzilla! Wrong again: GodFireZillaFox! The stupid american monster will be backed into a canyon, then becomes enraged by a massive wave of tiny annoying gophers which pop up both under and over him. He eventually starts to cry, and GodFireZillaFox pretends to feel sorry for him, and gives him some ActiveEcchs laxative ... whereupon Stupid American Monster forgets to eat a critical update monorail, and EXPLODES!

    Remember folks, you heard it here first.

  19. Re:But wait! No! by tamnir · · Score: 4, Informative

    I thought Gojira was HUGE in Japan!

    Well, Godzilla has its own statue in Yurakucho (a district of Tokyo),
    so I thought I'd go and check for you...

    And indeed, Gozdilla may look huge...
    But actually, if you don't count the pedestal, he's about the height of a 6 year-old

    So you were right: Godzilla is not huge, even in Japan. It is just special effects (^_^)

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  20. That sound you hear... by SensitiveMale · · Score: 3, Funny

    is thousands of Japanese people going 'whew'.

    1. Re:That sound you hear... by mccalli · · Score: 5, Funny
      is thousands of Japanese people going 'whew'.

      Yes. And the insurance premiums in Tokyo just dropped by a third. Particularly for that petrol station. Yes, that petrol station. You know the one. I think it was trodden in all twenty-eight films...

      Cheers,
      Ian

  21. Godzilla & Michael Dell to Collaborate by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 4, Funny

    Michael Dell stepping down from the helm at Dell and Godzilla going into retirement. Anyone smell collaboration?

    1. Re:Godzilla & Michael Dell to Collaborate by Jodka · · Score: 3, Funny

      Think about it; You've never seen them both together in the same place at the same time, have you ?

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  22. Thats a shame.. by adeyadey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its really a much better web browser than Explorer and..

    Oh wait, GODzilla. sorry..

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  23. No dammit, he's not retiring. by bobdotorg · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's just a big linguistic misunderstanding. He merely called a contractor to give an estimate for his bathroom - he's retiling.

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  24. Re:Toho runs some of the best movie theaters in To by megaduck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Godzilla ought to be retiring. The threat of environmental damage and subsequent mutations caused by a nuclear waste spill has been shown to be a Chicken Little cause. As more countries shift their means of electricity production to nuclear, we have seen a progressive reduction of air pollution in those countries. In the US, coal and oil are still the primary means of power generation, and it shows when looking at statistical charts how much pollution per capita is produced by Americans.

    True, but Godzilla wasn't really about nuclear power. Godzilla was all about the nuclear bombs that the United States dropped on Japan.

    The effect that Hiroshima and Nagasaki had on the Japanese psyche was simply incredible. It instantly broke the will of the Japanese to fight, enabling the Americans to come in and transform their society. The scars still haven't completely healed. Every time you see some post-apocalyptic anime/film/book come out of Japan, you can bet that it was influenced by the atomic bomb.

    Gojira was just a natural outgrowth of that. Look at the original story: A huge amoral destructive force comes from abroad and lays waste to Japan. Conventional weapons are useless against it, and it destroys the Japanese military. The monster is only stopped by the use of a weapon that is so terrible that the creator would rather die than see it unleashed upon the world.

    Gojira was always a bomb reference. As long as we have super-weapons, he'll never be irrelevant. I'll miss the big guy.

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  25. Re:He'll be back... and you'll watch it again! by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man....

    you know the rest

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  26. Re:Bleeding Eyes by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    heres the deal, monster Godzilla do not take them selves seriously. IT's all about stomping, and breather, and laughing.

    2000 tried to be serious.
    There were some greate scenes in 2000, but it was more like the king kong theme(especially the ending) then it was the Godzilla theme.

    That said, If you like old sci-fi, I highly suggest you rent the FIRST Godzilla. It is done spectacullarly well. Better then many of the 'Sequals'

    Of course, if you hate any sci-fi deemed 'old' then stay away from it. I hope this isn't the case, beasue there are a lot of good sci-fi stories that have been put out pver the last 80 years.

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  27. I for one ... by rholliday · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... will miss our Gigantic Japanese Reptile Masters.

    So when do we get the Mothra spin-off sitcom, and the Gamera E! True Hollywood Story?

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    1. Re:I for one ... by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

      With current trends in television, we'll get Celebrity Monster Survivor. Set on Skull Island, each week famous giant monsters will cooperate to perform tasks for their team. At the end of each week, a monster will be butt-kicked off the island. At the end, when a single monster remains, the losers will get to come back and slag the winner. (And I mean slag.) Romance, shocking revelations, monster wupp-ass!

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  28. Re:Slightly off topic by IvyMike · · Score: 4, Informative

    First use of the word "Mozilla". You'll have to search in the page to find it, but if the page is new to you, read the whole thing; it's fascinating.

  29. Re:Toho runs some of the best movie theaters in To by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Care to revise much?

    The Japanese military was thrilled to go toe toe superweapon to superweapon with the Americans. The Japanese people obeyed the will and word of their God-King. (Don't forget unit 731 and their already weaponized biological arms)

    And as much as Godzilla was about the aftermath of the atomic bombs it was also about the promis of an uncertain future technology might bring, for better or ill, only to be realized after the dye was cast, and of course the mercurial nature of US foreign policy.

    US tests nuclear weapons, Japan suffers unintended results.

    Godzilla was always and will always be a much more multifaceted expression of Japanese culture than "We got nuked! Wonder Movie Powers Activate! Form of: Self-Pity."

  30. Mojira ? by mailuefterl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does that mean, I've actually been using Mojira all this years?

  31. Re: This calls for AMERICAN GODZILLA 2!! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


    > PLEASE make another American Godzilla.

    I want to see Godzilla invade California and governer S fight him off.

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  32. Not Strictly Correct by CdBee · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Godzilla franchise is closing its doors and selling off their locks, stocks and barrels, however

    A select group of original Godzilla developers have licences the genome and starting a new project, OpenGodzilla, which will allow the innocent victims of primeval sea-dwelling beasts to view and contribute genes to the monsters that destroy their lives.

    Senior OpenGodzilla developer Owyabitme Muvathuka said that people have traditionally had no input into the supermonster design process leading to poor quality genetics and weaknesses to conventional weapons that proper review of the code would prevent, and hailed an era of free-as-in-beer, invincible terrors.

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  33. Thank God! by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 3, Funny

    Godzilla To Retire

    Thank God!!!!1!

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  34. We're safe now. by zaunuz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally you can fly helicopters over Japan without getting smashed like a bug, and you can drive in the streets of Tokyo without being stepped on.

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  35. (not so) Happy for (yet) another reason... by Jotaigna · · Score: 3, Funny

    this wont be good for the contractors and Buildings industry. Without Godzilla there is not much to rebuild.

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