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Microsoft Gadget Keeps Record of Your Life

An anonymous reader writes "SenseCam, touted as a visual diary of sorts by Microsoft Corp., is designed to be worn around the neck and take up to 2,000 images a 12-hour day automatically. The prototype responds to changes such as bright lights and sudden movements and might one day even respond to other stimuli such as heart rate or skin temperature -- to track medical problems as easily as to record a Hawaiian vacation."

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  1. Strange days by panxerox · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Strange days" anyone? Can users sell thier "Record of Your Life recordings"? Can "Record of Your Life recordings" be held against you in a court of law?

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  2. Oh no-not the In-Laws Hawaiian Vacation! by CreamOfWheat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean I will have to sit through all (2000 * 2 * 7) = 28,000 pictures from my jerk-wad Brother-In-Law's boring one week Hawaiian vacation? Talk about a death wish.

    1. Re:Oh no-not the In-Laws Hawaiian Vacation! by radish · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe, but personally I'm looking forward to hearing about my girlfriend's trips to the gym a whole lot more :)

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  3. Difficult to understand online manual.. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    WOW! This does sound fascinating but I hope it comes with a better manual, the info from MS' page info doesn't even explain what type of batteries it requires:

    Server Error in '/' Application.

    Unable to load overridden shell configuration file /Configuration.xml.

    Description: An unhandled exception occurred during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.

    Exception Details: System.Exception: Unable to load overridden shell configuration file /Configuration.xml.

    Source Error:
    An unhandled exception was generated during the execution of the
    current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of
    the exception can be identified using the exception stack trace
    below.
    ~ Stack Trace:
    [Exception: Unable to load overridden shell configuration file /Configuration.xml.]
    Microsoft.MSCOM.MNP.Framework.Page.OnInit(EventArg s e) +6503
    System.Web.UI.Control.InitRecursive(Control namingContainer) +240
    System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequestMain() +174

    Version Information: Microsoft .NET Framework Version:1.1.4322.573; ASP.NET Version:1.1.4322.573



    Maybe I need more coffee this fine morning...

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  4. Electronic probation tether by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is like one of those electronic probation tether things for crooks, but it reports back to Bill Gates instead of to the courts.

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    1. Re:Electronic probation tether by lildogie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > This is like one of those electronic probation tether things for crooks

      Not just for crooks.

      Imagine having to wear one of these things as a condition of probation.

      Or as a condition of employment.

      Imagine having to wear it 24x7 to prove that you're not doing anything "bad," as in "bad in the eyes of someone who holds power over you."

      Imagine being accused of being "bad" because you _won't_ wear such a device 24x7.

      And you were worried about having to pee in a cup.

  5. Oh boy, I can't wait! by winkydink · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I wear one of these and my PDA wristwatch at the same time, I'll be getting more @ss than a toilet seat.

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  6. Zip through by mod_critical · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From The Artical:
    "Perhaps weeks or months later, she might have zipped through them to figure out when she last saw a particular colleague or what bottle of wine she had been drinking that night."

    Two THOUSAND pictures a day? ZIP through them?

    This thing looks larger than my Cybershot-U (which much better pictures than what I saw on Microsoft's site from it), and seems like it would require a _lot_ of work to constantly maintain and keep organized the hundreds to thousands of photos taken everyday. Let alone time to download them on a regular basis... There are defiently some cool things on that Microsoft page though, this just isn't one of them =P

  7. Show of hands by Lord+Grey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The first thing I thought of when I read the article was, "Great. Instead of Big Brother we now have to worry about his zillions of little siblings."

    While I can see the interest in a gadget like SenseCam, how many of you believe that it will be turned into spyware by a large number of people almost immediately?

    We've already seen some of the negative effects of putting cameras into cell phones: Guys snipping pictures up skirts in bars, etc.. You also hear about pictures being taken by witnesses of license plates on cars used in crimes, but not as often. These events don't occur very often because people still have to actually take the picture, and that takes time and coordination, and also because cell phone cameras suck so bad.

    But let's give people a very, very easy way to take pictures of whatever is in front of them. What happens? People go looking for interesting things to stand in front of. Other people are interesting, especially when they're doing something out of the ordinary. Or something wrong.

    Because the SenseCam people don't have a BatPhone, they don't know where the interesting people are minute-to-minute. They take their cameras and just start hanging around places. The cameras take lots of pictures. Later, the pictures get reviewed. Many get deleted, some are saved, some are posted to the Internet as some kind of video blog.

    Slashdot readers can take it from there.

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    1. Re:Show of hands by lavaface · · Score: 4, Funny
      We've already seen some of the negative effects of putting cameras into cell phones: Guys snipping pictures up skirts in bars, etc..

      Negative ?? ; )

  8. Some things... by nycsubway · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are some things that I just don't want Microsoft to see in my daily routines. Some of which occur in front of my computer...

  9. If I come across anyone using this near me.. by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I come across anyone using this near me.. I will punch them in the face. That, or bring out a large camera with flash and continually photograph them every moment they're talking to me

    They'll either go away or turn the gadget off. Freaks

  10. Get a life by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    "hehe. I used Grokster to download 120 people's lives, and now my hard drive is full of them."

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    1. Re:Get a life by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You think you're being funny. I think so, too. But never underestimate the true allure of voyeurism -- and I'm not talking porno. People like to look into other people's lives. Photographs are one the most intimate ways to do that (and for this reason, I found that awkward movie kind of chilling).

      I keep all my photos online (I've got about 3200). I only take maybe 100-200 a month and am really bad about posting them.

      There are people -- friends I haven't seen in forever, ex-coworkers, and even people who only know me from friggin' slashdot -- who only ever communicate with me to ask when I'm updating the site. People love it. And I lead a pretty boring life! Can you imagine if somebody interesting (like, say, a cop, a rock singer, Linus Torvalds) started posting a massive visual blog of their entire day?

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  11. This would put me in an asylum by Lizard_King · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's replay my week using my nifty new SenseCam:

    Monday: go to work ass early. sit in cube. go home.
    Tuesday: go to work ass early. sit in cube. go home.
    Wednesday: go to work ass early. sit in cube. go home.
    Thursday: go to work ass early. sit in cube. go home.
    Friday: go to work ass early. sit in cube. go home.
    Weekend: sit in front of computer and take recursive pictures of self.

    Omigosh!! It would be hard to live in denial with one of these things =)

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  12. oh good by andih8u · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The millions of blogs out there didn't clog searches up nearly enough, now maybe we can fill google image search with the hundreds of thousands of pictures that will now go along with the description of "got up this morning, had breakfast, went out of the front door..."

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  13. So when the latest virus... by Cheo · · Score: 5, Funny

    So when the latest virus attacks MSFT systems, your life will stop until they can issue a patch.
    But...they will pledge to restore it to the point before the attack. :-)

  14. Reminds me of Battle Royale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Monitoring device around you neck?

    Will next version include a small explosive to keep you from doing bad things like watching DVDs in Linux?

  15. You missed- Hi dear, how was your day? by way2trivial · · Score: 4, Funny

    Check it out yer damn self- here-

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  16. Re:You missed- Hi dear, how was your day? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can see this as easily being banned in buildings with sensitive material, like military schools, and certainly business meatings and production floors.

    I only really see this being useful for teenagers and people whose companies don't depend on secrecy at their level.

  17. About last night by kagejishin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure it'll help me "to figure out when [I] last saw a particular colleague or what bottle of wine [I] had been drinking that night" but will it help me figure out where I am, who this person is beside me and what kind of tequila got me here?

  18. Snow Crash? by doomicon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Reminds me of Snow Crash, whereas ubergeeks wore equipmemnt that recorded EVERYTHING, w/ the hopes that someone would want to buy a peice of their data.

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  19. Microsoft Gadget Keeps Record of Your Life by Raven42rac · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean Windows XP?

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  20. Re:Security by Rick.C · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If you get mugged or robbed, rape or such you have a picture of your attacker.

    You mean your attacker has a record of where you've been that day, including a picture of your car and your house.

    Why would an attacker let you keep the camera that just took his picture? In order to function, it must have a clear view of your surroundings. Hiding it in your pocket sort of defeats the purpose. Hiding it in your purse (with a peep hole) means it gets stolen along with the purse.
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  21. Re:You missed- Hi dear, how was your day? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I only really see this being useful for teenagers and people whose companies don't depend on secrecy at their level.

    Yeah, like nobody ever made money from selling tech to teenage Japanese girls. Who do you think bought all those camera phones and sent all those DOCOMO messages?

    I don't think there would be a problem finding a market for this. Also if you look at the pictures it would be pretty easy to hide. Looks to me like it would fit in a breast pocket fairly easily.

    So I would expect there would be objections to folk taking them into movie theatres and such.

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  22. Been there, done that by knarf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In 2001 I paddled the Yukon from Whitehorse (Canada) to Emmonak (Alaska, at the mouth of the river) in a 17 ft. canoe. To document the experience without too much hassle, I built a solar-powered waterproof computer out of a Virgin WebPlayer (remember those?) and some assorted electronic parts. The machine was/is equipped with a VGA webcam, which took pictures with regular intervals or when ordered to do so (whichever came first). It could also do motion tracking, snapping shots of passing animals etc. It could also record sound if needed. All of that was stored on two 20 GB notebook harddrives inside the machine. I mentioned the project on /. in this posting.

    Had I still had my webserver (...no broadband where I now live, in Sweden...) those pictures would be visible for all to see. The camera was attached with a velcro strip to my hat, or sometimes to the canoe. It contains a microphone as well, so it could also record sounds (a function I did not use at the time). The whole setup worked fine, right until a leak in the camera's waterproofing and a subsequent rainy week smudged the CCD sensor. Pictures were blurry after that...

    Of course I'm not the only one who has done things like this. There is a lot of 'prior art' in this field.

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  23. Sleeping while driving? by Serious+Simon · · Score: 4, Funny
    an alarm clock that figures out when to wake you based on current traffic conditions.

    Great, now I can catch some sleep on the way to work. The Sensecam will wake me up before I cause an accident

  24. Damned Microsoft by grahamlee · · Score: 5, Funny
    take up to 2,000 images a 12-hour day

    Yet another example of how Microsoft refuse to interoperate - I'm a UNIX hacker and my days have 24 hours in them, as required by ISO 8601. What annoys me is that so many people use MS stuff that they'll start thinking that days are supposed to be 12 hours long, and that everyone doing it the old 24-hour way is just being belligerent.