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Microsoft Gadget Keeps Record of Your Life

An anonymous reader writes "SenseCam, touted as a visual diary of sorts by Microsoft Corp., is designed to be worn around the neck and take up to 2,000 images a 12-hour day automatically. The prototype responds to changes such as bright lights and sudden movements and might one day even respond to other stimuli such as heart rate or skin temperature -- to track medical problems as easily as to record a Hawaiian vacation."

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  1. Strange days by panxerox · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Strange days" anyone? Can users sell thier "Record of Your Life recordings"? Can "Record of Your Life recordings" be held against you in a court of law?

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  2. Oh no-not the In-Laws Hawaiian Vacation! by CreamOfWheat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean I will have to sit through all (2000 * 2 * 7) = 28,000 pictures from my jerk-wad Brother-In-Law's boring one week Hawaiian vacation? Talk about a death wish.

    1. Re:Oh no-not the In-Laws Hawaiian Vacation! by radish · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe, but personally I'm looking forward to hearing about my girlfriend's trips to the gym a whole lot more :)

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  3. Difficult to understand online manual.. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    WOW! This does sound fascinating but I hope it comes with a better manual, the info from MS' page info doesn't even explain what type of batteries it requires:

    Server Error in '/' Application.

    Unable to load overridden shell configuration file /Configuration.xml.

    Description: An unhandled exception occurred during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.

    Exception Details: System.Exception: Unable to load overridden shell configuration file /Configuration.xml.

    Source Error:
    An unhandled exception was generated during the execution of the
    current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of
    the exception can be identified using the exception stack trace
    below.
    ~ Stack Trace:
    [Exception: Unable to load overridden shell configuration file /Configuration.xml.]
    Microsoft.MSCOM.MNP.Framework.Page.OnInit(EventArg s e) +6503
    System.Web.UI.Control.InitRecursive(Control namingContainer) +240
    System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequestMain() +174

    Version Information: Microsoft .NET Framework Version:1.1.4322.573; ASP.NET Version:1.1.4322.573



    Maybe I need more coffee this fine morning...

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  4. Zip through by mod_critical · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From The Artical:
    "Perhaps weeks or months later, she might have zipped through them to figure out when she last saw a particular colleague or what bottle of wine she had been drinking that night."

    Two THOUSAND pictures a day? ZIP through them?

    This thing looks larger than my Cybershot-U (which much better pictures than what I saw on Microsoft's site from it), and seems like it would require a _lot_ of work to constantly maintain and keep organized the hundreds to thousands of photos taken everyday. Let alone time to download them on a regular basis... There are defiently some cool things on that Microsoft page though, this just isn't one of them =P

  5. Show of hands by Lord+Grey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The first thing I thought of when I read the article was, "Great. Instead of Big Brother we now have to worry about his zillions of little siblings."

    While I can see the interest in a gadget like SenseCam, how many of you believe that it will be turned into spyware by a large number of people almost immediately?

    We've already seen some of the negative effects of putting cameras into cell phones: Guys snipping pictures up skirts in bars, etc.. You also hear about pictures being taken by witnesses of license plates on cars used in crimes, but not as often. These events don't occur very often because people still have to actually take the picture, and that takes time and coordination, and also because cell phone cameras suck so bad.

    But let's give people a very, very easy way to take pictures of whatever is in front of them. What happens? People go looking for interesting things to stand in front of. Other people are interesting, especially when they're doing something out of the ordinary. Or something wrong.

    Because the SenseCam people don't have a BatPhone, they don't know where the interesting people are minute-to-minute. They take their cameras and just start hanging around places. The cameras take lots of pictures. Later, the pictures get reviewed. Many get deleted, some are saved, some are posted to the Internet as some kind of video blog.

    Slashdot readers can take it from there.

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  6. Some things... by nycsubway · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are some things that I just don't want Microsoft to see in my daily routines. Some of which occur in front of my computer...

  7. This would put me in an asylum by Lizard_King · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's replay my week using my nifty new SenseCam:

    Monday: go to work ass early. sit in cube. go home.
    Tuesday: go to work ass early. sit in cube. go home.
    Wednesday: go to work ass early. sit in cube. go home.
    Thursday: go to work ass early. sit in cube. go home.
    Friday: go to work ass early. sit in cube. go home.
    Weekend: sit in front of computer and take recursive pictures of self.

    Omigosh!! It would be hard to live in denial with one of these things =)

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  8. So when the latest virus... by Cheo · · Score: 5, Funny

    So when the latest virus attacks MSFT systems, your life will stop until they can issue a patch.
    But...they will pledge to restore it to the point before the attack. :-)

  9. Reminds me of Battle Royale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Monitoring device around you neck?

    Will next version include a small explosive to keep you from doing bad things like watching DVDs in Linux?

  10. Re:You missed- Hi dear, how was your day? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can see this as easily being banned in buildings with sensitive material, like military schools, and certainly business meatings and production floors.

    I only really see this being useful for teenagers and people whose companies don't depend on secrecy at their level.

  11. About last night by kagejishin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure it'll help me "to figure out when [I] last saw a particular colleague or what bottle of wine [I] had been drinking that night" but will it help me figure out where I am, who this person is beside me and what kind of tequila got me here?

  12. Been there, done that by knarf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In 2001 I paddled the Yukon from Whitehorse (Canada) to Emmonak (Alaska, at the mouth of the river) in a 17 ft. canoe. To document the experience without too much hassle, I built a solar-powered waterproof computer out of a Virgin WebPlayer (remember those?) and some assorted electronic parts. The machine was/is equipped with a VGA webcam, which took pictures with regular intervals or when ordered to do so (whichever came first). It could also do motion tracking, snapping shots of passing animals etc. It could also record sound if needed. All of that was stored on two 20 GB notebook harddrives inside the machine. I mentioned the project on /. in this posting.

    Had I still had my webserver (...no broadband where I now live, in Sweden...) those pictures would be visible for all to see. The camera was attached with a velcro strip to my hat, or sometimes to the canoe. It contains a microphone as well, so it could also record sounds (a function I did not use at the time). The whole setup worked fine, right until a leak in the camera's waterproofing and a subsequent rainy week smudged the CCD sensor. Pictures were blurry after that...

    Of course I'm not the only one who has done things like this. There is a lot of 'prior art' in this field.

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  13. Damned Microsoft by grahamlee · · Score: 5, Funny
    take up to 2,000 images a 12-hour day

    Yet another example of how Microsoft refuse to interoperate - I'm a UNIX hacker and my days have 24 hours in them, as required by ISO 8601. What annoys me is that so many people use MS stuff that they'll start thinking that days are supposed to be 12 hours long, and that everyone doing it the old 24-hour way is just being belligerent.