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Gates on Spam
pvt_medic writes "Microsoft is proposing a new system that would require people to pay to send e-mails. Postage would be in the form of allowing others to use your computer to make calculations, similar to the SETi@home project. There are other systems being suggested that would include monetary stamps and people could decide on accepting an e-mail based off the value of the stamp. (story has great picture of Bill Gates as well)" Gates' proposed system will be Microsoft patent-encumbered, unsurprisingly.
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The proceeds of a stamp would likely find its way into his pocket, I'm sure.
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Dear Mr. Gates,
Fuck you.
Thank you for your time.
True believers seek redemption from the sin of death.
Off of my email. Thanks!
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Dominic, for the last time . . . shut the fuck up.
Whatever program Gates is running on just got the Blue Screen.
Think before you speak Bill, if you sound too crazy then MSFT might start loosing money.
Then where would SCO get their funding?
Yeah, it's a good idea to implement a standard that will pump billions of dollards in their pocket YOU CLUELESS MS FANBOY FUCKTARD!
Wow, this felt good, too bad I hit "Post Anymously".
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I like how you added (way too much) after taxes. I find that funny, beause I don't pay enough taxes, and I don't know anyone else who does. Maybe your in another country? I live in New York.