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Chernobyl...18 Years Later

abysmilliard writes "A young Ukrainian woman has posted a photo journal of her motorcycle rides through Chernobyl and the area surrounding it. Included are pictures of the now-emptied city, maps of current radiation levels, and a discussion of how the area has changed. While the english is quite broken, it's often rather surreal, as well, with quotes like, 'I don't know how sound the silence to those tourists that they can not stand it, but to me after hitting a red line on my bike tacho it sound like all those ghosts cursing 1100cc kawasaki engin.'"

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  1. Great thing about driving through Chernobyl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You don't need to run any lights at night.

    1. Re:Great thing about driving through Chernobyl by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, my mom was just outside of Chernobyl at the time, as a guest journalist of the Russian government who were trying to foster a better image in the west. Nobody told the journalists what was going on or get them out of the area as that would have made for some serious bad publicity.

      So there she was, an American journalist who just happened to be right there at the scene, and didn't find out about it until she left Russia and entered Finland just as the radioactive fallout was hitting.

      We use her for a nightlight now. Or to scare kids on Halloween.

      I'll have to refer her to this site after it recovers.

      KFG

    2. Re:Great thing about driving through Chernobyl by Fenris+Ulf · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know what they say, more people died at Chappaquiddick than Three Mile Island...

  2. Quiet Town? by MarcQuadra · · Score: 2, Funny

    She mentions that if the guys at the checkpoint find you have too much radioactive dust they give you a shower and eat your bike. I was always under the impression that in Soviet Russia, your bike ate YOU!

    Also, I'm on the page now where you can see a city, but it's so QUIET that people wat to get out ASAP after being there a few minutes. I totally want to go see this!

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    1. Re:Quiet Town? by wafwot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Also, I'm on the page now where you can see a city, but it's so QUIET that people wat to get out ASAP after being there a few minutes. I totally want to go see this!
      Can you say, "giant paintball game"?

    2. Re:Quiet Town? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      She mentions that if the guys at the checkpoint find you have too much radioactive dust they give you a shower and eat your bike.

      Like to give her a shower and eat her...

      Um, nevermind
    3. Re:Quiet Town? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Like to give her a shower and eat her...
      Do check her "relevant place" with a radioation meter before starting in. :-)
    4. Re:Quiet Town? by Surazal · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Also, I'm on the page now where you can see a city, but it's so QUIET that people wat to get out ASAP after being there a few minutes. I totally want to go see this!

      Can you say, "giant paintball game"?


      For the love of all that is good and holy, man! There are some subjects never meant to be broached. Like paintball in an abandoned radioactive town.

      The potential for evil is purely delicious. Horrible! I meant to say horrible!

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    5. Re:Quiet Town? by strike2867 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can you say, "giant paintball game"?
      Can you say, "3 eyes and 1 testicle"?

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    6. Re:Quiet Town? by BerntB · · Score: 2, Funny
      I live in sweden, we were too affected by chernobyl
      US joke at the time:

      Q:How do you recognize a Swedish child born 9 months after Chernobyl?

      A:Look for the blonde eyes and blue hair!

      (-: I'm allowed to joke with stuffed shirt Swede, since I'm Swedish too, but not blonde... :-)

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  3. Engrish rules. by The+Human+Cow · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The word CHERNOBYL scares holly bijesus out of people here."
    Holly Bijesus? Is it just me, or would that make a *great* bisexual porn star name?

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    1. Re:Engrish rules. by ktakki · · Score: 5, Funny
      Holly Bijesus? Is it just me, or would that make a *great* bisexual porn star name?

      The Passion of the Bijesus?

      k.
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    2. Re:Engrish rules. by jettoblack · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know at first, I thought you were talking about CHERNOBYL, not "Holly Bijesus."

      But if you think about it, CHERNOBYL would be a pretty good name for a transsexual porn star.

      "Is it Cher? No, Bill!"

    3. Re:Engrish rules. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What about:

      Tchernobyl Sluts

      Women with 3 tits and 4 cunts, really nice or not

  4. angelfire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    linking to a 10+ page site full of photos on angelfire? yeah, that'll last long...

    1. Re:angelfire? by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, I was going to point out that the article did show up on Friday night but then I remembered that this was slashdot. Actually, the response time wasn't bad but I'm on an ISDN line so my pipe is pretty thin. Maybe the stereotypes are wrong and people who hang out on slashdot really do have a life. Nah.

      (Who me? I'm married and work for a living so, by Friday night, I'm too tired to do much of anything but either watch the tube or read slashdot).

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    2. Re:angelfire? by tunabomber · · Score: 3, Funny

      138 comments and still going.... AngelFire think its kung fu pretty good eh- wait til it fight my brother's browser.

      still going...

      cmon- we can do better than this!!

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  5. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    wait...

    damn.

  6. Reporting (almost) at the time by Charles+Dodgeson · · Score: 3, Funny
    There was a joke told in Hungary (and presumably other Soviet bloc countries) after they'd been listening to Voice of America report on the disaster for days, but getting no local mention of it at all until about a week after the event.

    Q: Why do we celebrate the October Revolution on November 7?
    A: Because that is when TASS (Soviet news agency) saw fit to report it.

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  7. Re:Like the American southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    you could actually see the bones in your hands from all the X-rays that were emitted from the bomb.

    Without the proper x-ray film how does one utilize an invisble spectrum?..... Just wondering

  8. Re:This never wouldn't have happened... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, let's vote for Republicans. They never screw up the country.

    Oh wait, what about Nixon? And Reagan? And Bush Sr?

    You tight-ass Republicans have a real problem with long term memory.

  9. innocent TVs murdered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    >>There were cases of radiactive tv sets and other stuff being sold on city second hand markets and then police shot 7 or 8 of them.

    you don't want to be a radioactive TV in russia...

  10. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  11. Re:Gamma World by lone_marauder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, no doubt, man. A hot chick on a motorcycle cruising through radioactive ruins pursued by marauders has 80's postapocolyptic action flick written all over it.

    By the way, I disclaim any responsibility for marauder activity in that area. As the name suggests, there is only one of me, and I am not there. Thank you.

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  12. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    energy wastes YOU!

  13. IN MY EXPERIANCE by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ukranaian women are fucking hot That is all. Thank you.

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  14. Oh, don't get me started... by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 0, Funny

    What has wings and glows in the dark?

    -- Chicken Kiev.

    What do you get if you put 20 people from Kiev in one phone booth?

    -- Critical mass.

  15. Aptly sited by Thakandar2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does anyone else find the irony in posting a story about a nuclear meltdown...

    By linking Slashdot to an Angelfire web page?

    Angelfire tech: "The core, its heating up! Quick, more Nitrogen on the servers! Too late, Run for your lives!"

    I only joke because I wasn't there.

  16. Lol. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2, Funny

    There were cases of radiactive tv sets and other stuff being sold on city second hand markets and then police shot 7 or 8 of them and it helped.

    Yeah, I suppose that oughta send a clear message :P

  17. Re:Like the American southwest by Hard_Code · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just want to add a non-sequiter that I find it funny we still use colloquial phrases like "candle" and "horse" to quantify scientific measurements.

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  18. Re:I've been to Ukraine... by dwillden · · Score: 2, Funny
    Step 1: In Soviet Russia a Beowulf cluster of insensitive clods imagines you! Step 2: ??? Step3: Profit!!
    This is OT but shouldn't your sig have read

    Step 1: Profit!!
    Step 2: ???
    Step3: In Soviet Russia a Beowulf cluster of insensitive clods imagines you!

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  19. Nobody dief because of Chernobyl either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    They just ended up as super human mutants that now wear spandex.

  20. Re: Hidden page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You have to get the ladder from the janitor's closet. Break the lock with the crowbar you found in the parking garage (assuming you came in that way and made it past the zombie guarding the ticket booth.)

  21. Re:Responding to your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Someone please mod this rediculus post down. It's off topic.

  22. Re:Facinating by eap · · Score: 3, Funny
    Amazing to see that you could just go into homes and offices and see EXACTLY what life was like there in 1986.

    If you want to see 1986 in action don't waste your time in the Ukraine, just stop by my office. We program in Pascal on VMS, have no Internet access, and refer to Powerpoint presentations as "View Graphs".

    Now if you'll excuse me my New Coke is getting warm.

  23. Re:the "REAL" death toll and the real story by vesik · · Score: 2, Funny

    The thing is those "horses" are really dogs.

  24. Non-PC joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Why don't Ukrainians wear boxer shorts?

    Because they're afraid that Chernobyl fall out.

    Ta-daa. All the way from 1986, young 'uns.

  25. Damn! She's smokin hot! (and not in a radioactive by multiplexo · · Score: 2, Funny

    A Ukrainian chick who no doubt has one of those sexy eastern-European/Russian style accents who rides a big bike and likes to go to dangerous places on it.

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