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Banryu, Robot Or Dragon?

Roland Piquepaille writes "When Yoichi Takamoto, president of the small Japanese company Tmsuk, decided to build a robotic guard for your house, he was not able to use the familiar design of a dog. The idea was already taken by Sony, with its successful Aibo. Instead, he decided to develop the Banryu (or "guard dragon") robots. After all, nobody has ever seen a real dragon. So he was free to design it as he wished. The result is a scary robot which is 90 centimeters tall, weighs 35 kilograms, has more than 50 built-in sensors and can transmit an alarm to its master's cell phone if someone tries to invade the house. It doesn't come cheap. The price is about $18,000, but you can choose between five colors. The Asahi Shimbun tells us the story, while this overview includes several pictures of the frightening dragon." This is scary?

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  1. Oh, well then by iswm · · Score: 5, Funny

    The price is about $18,000, but you can choose between five colors.
    Oh, 5 colors! That explains it.

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    1. Re:Oh, well then by QEDog · · Score: 5, Funny

      The way it works to secure your house is that it detours thieves: they rather just steal the $18k robot that they can just grab and run than your car, computer or others.

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    2. Re:Oh, well then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The way it works to secure your house is that it detours thieves: they rather just steal the $18k robot that they can just grab and run than your car, computer or others.

      Or you could just put out a sign:

      I JUST SPENT $18,000 ON MY SECURITY SYSTEM, CAN'T AFFORD ANYTHING ELSE THAT YOU'D WANT TO STEAL

    3. Re:Oh, well then by BlowChunx · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... a real geek would have said gold-pressed latinum.

    4. Re:Oh, well then by JasonStiletto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Where do they mount the blast cannon, in the hump? I bet the poison needle is the only reason they bothered giving it the head. Needs a Cylon roving lead display on the head, too. It also looks like the legs are too stubby to properly leap and grab people's face with the metal blades that you would just have to add to the leg units. And, somewhere or another, there should be at LEAST one taser. All in all, needs work, but sign me up once you add the accessory package. Although, if you add th lethal enhancements, please for the love of the gods don't let it be running a Microsoft OS.

    5. Re:Oh, well then by H1r0Pr0tag0n1st · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sure. And next thing you know you have Tom Sellek rolling arpond your house in lightweight chainmail while the baby cries....

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  2. This is scary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    This is scary?
    You insensitive clod, it could give people nightmares! Like Furby or The Teletubbies!
  3. Scary by Matrix2110 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "This is scary"

    I don't know about you but the price scared me plenty.

  4. dragcowbot by tasinet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    dragon? Don't they mean cow? Seriously now, does this resemble a dragon more or a cow?

    1. Re:dragcowbot by Epistax · · Score: 4, Funny

      It more resembles a cow. Of course I assume you are referring to the rare cow without wings.

    2. Re:dragcowbot by Qinopio · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, it's a turtle!

      Turtles can be scary, just look at Gamera... or Blastoise. What?

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    3. Re:dragcowbot by Goldfinger7400 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dragoncow says M'roar.

  5. Um. FUGLY by h2odragon · · Score: 4, Funny
    ... where is the live hologram technology we were promised in those "world of tomorrow" cartoons? this thing needs to be skinable. it should look like that hot pink chick in "shrek", dammit.

    and it needs a flamethrower.

  6. Dragon? More like a, well... by Qweezle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hey, it might be frightening if you were a little person.

    Or a baby.

    But I don't see the "dragon" resemblance...looks more to me like the robot from Lost in Space paired with 4 spider legs and a...well...I'll leave you to decide what the small, skinny, football shaped thing in the front is.

    I guess it is supposed to be a head. Now, isn't that an interesting coincidence...

    :-P

  7. Price? by bobthemuse · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even with 50 sensors and a system to read and process the data, how do they come up with $18,000? If it could walk up stairs, right itself, etc, I might understand, but it doesn't look that way. I can cobble together a PC, appropriate sensor receivers (BTW, what do they need 50 sensors for? Every joint?), and some software for a heck of a lot less than that. It wouldn't look as cool, but it would do the same thing.

  8. just like the DnD movie by QEDog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just imagine a beowulf cluster of these. Just like the DnD movie! *schivers* I can't believe I watched that horrible movie...

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  9. Tachikoma? by Googo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just me, or do they kinda look like the tachikomas in Ghost in the shell.

    1. Re:Tachikoma? by nazsco · · Score: 3, Funny

      If they act like the tachikomas, the buglars may expect a invite for a tea with biscuits while sacking your house.

  10. Re:Our chief futurologist, Neal Stephenson by Migrant+Programmer · · Score: 4, Funny

    This seems to be a hairsbreadth from Fido in Snow Crash.

    My God, you're right! The very next thing is going to be killer nuclear-powered cyborg dogs!

    "Hairsbreadth" from Rat Things, heh.

  11. Hrm... by m0nm0n · · Score: 5, Funny

    Eighteen grand for a humidifier with legs? I've seen scarier Legos.

  12. What a waste of time and energy by chiyosdad · · Score: 5, Funny

    This guy has the technology to make robots, and the most useful application he could think of was a "dragon" to guard your home? When are they going to come out with things we actually care about, like virtual sex androids? I think there would be a huge market for those babies.

    1. Re:What a waste of time and energy by thinkninja · · Score: 4, Informative

      Realdolls are apparently freakishly realistic.

      Registration required? Google cached it anyway.

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    2. Re:What a waste of time and energy by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 3, Funny

      yes, but why spend all that money when whiskey is cheap and Catholic school girls so plentiful?

  13. The word "Dragon" might be misleading... by Avaclon · · Score: 5, Informative

    Considering that the word Dragon in Japan is Ryu, which is also used in reference to Dinosaurs. In Asia, the words for dinosaurs are also dragon. It makes much more sense that the ryu used in this case is referring the robot as a dinosaur, not a dragon.

    Besides, it looks like a Stegosaurus to me.

  14. copyright? patent? by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "he was not able to use the familiar design of a dog. The idea was already taken by Sony, with its successful Aibo."

    Does this mean that noone is ever going to be able to make a robot dog ever again (apart from with permission of and payment to Sony)??

    Or was he just concerned that the public would see it as an aibo lookalike?

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  15. When I was younger... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Robots were cool. They were either really smart tins on wheels (R2D2) that shot a lightsaber your way in times of need, golden droids that looked like a person (C3P0) and could speak 3 billion dialects, or huge kick ass killing machines with gatling guns (ED209). In short, robots were cool and I wanted one.

    However, this story has me convinced that all we're gonna end up with is fscking Muffet from Galactica... Thanks Far Eastern robot wizard dudes... Thanks very much!

  16. Dragon? Then why does it say Dinosaur on the side? by johnny6vasquez · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Look at the flash slideshow and see for yourself...

    clicky

  17. Re:Other options available! by Hawkxor · · Score: 5, Funny

    You forgot the disclaimers:

    Treasure Horde not included.
    Wings sold separately.
    Vocal Chords sold separately.
    Fire Drivers sold separately.
    Destruction of nearby villages and other damages caused are responsibility of purchaser.
    Only Royal Standard Crown Gold Pieces accepted, buyer pays entire sum up front.
    Dragon may mate with cows.
    Resulting Cowragons may spread mad cowragon disease.
    Mad Cowragon disease vaccine sold separately.

  18. Next step, telemarketing by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    telemarketer: Hi, I'm calling from ADC Home Security systems, how are you today, Mr. Hood?

    me: Not to good.

    telemarketer: Excellent, We are calling because we giving a way 20 free robotic house-gaurding dragons to people in your neighborhood and you have been selected to receive one. This dragon, an $18,000 value, will guard your home when your gone, perform CPR if you choke, or call the police if there's a fire. Plus, it comes in your choice of five colors. This is yours for free when you sign up for our $2995 a month service and monitoring plan for five years. That's less than a hundred dollars a day.

    me: That's not free.

    telemarketer: Yes, but surely you can't put a price on your family's safety.

    me: I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are.

    telemarketer: But this robotic dragon is the greatest technological marvel since the beginning of time. It also can scorch intruders into charcoal and catch you if you fall down the stairs. Is there any reason you aren't interested?

    me: I already have a security system, actually.

    telemarketer: May I ask what brand?

    me: It's a hedge maze in the front yard.

    telemarketer: Really, does it work?

    me: I haven't seen the mailman in a while, so I guess so.

    telemarketer: Hmmm. *click*

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  19. Not very practical by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To disarm it, just throw lots of water on it. "Bow Wow Bo....zzzzzzt!"

    A more cost-effective solution would be to put video cameras all over your yard. An intrusion detector could set off your pager/phone and you could log in on the web at work to look around.

  20. Totally Worthless by Fallout2man · · Score: 3, Funny

    Honestly, what good is an expensive guard robot that just alerts you? If I spent tens of thousands on a robot to protect my house from intruders, I want it to be able to tear any woodbee burglars to shreds.

  21. ...and I thought SUV's were a retarded waste of $ by slappyjack · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean, really. Someone breaks into your house and hears this:

    "FREEZE INTRUDER! Do not move while this autonomous robotic guard unit apprehends you."

    whirr... thunk. whirr... thunk. whirr... thunk.

    "This guard unit has commanded you to FREEZE!"

    whirr... thunk. whirr... thunk. whirr... thunk.

    "Hey, damnit, stop, I'm trying to... who the fuck left this stick in the middle of the room?"

    thunk. thunk. thunk. thunk. whirr... thunk. whirr... thunk.

    "Wait! aww, c'mon... "

    whirr... whirr... ....

    "Shit."

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    Quite a long ways off from that bitchin' mecha-thing from Robocop, neh?

  22. Fiery breath of doom burns actual currency by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, as you say really the thing only costs about $500 in parts. But part of what makes it scary, AND a dragon, is the fiery breath - after extensive research it was found that the most efficient fuel source for said breath is $100 bills. So it comes equipped with about $17.5k of ammo to use for fiery ruination for would-be interlopers.

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