User: tasinet

flat tyre? set the car on fire!

On: Got Spyware? Throw out the Computer!

Flat tyre? Set the car on fire!
Wallpaper coming off at pieces? Time to move!
Your kid started smoking? Give it up for adoption!

...and many more cost-effective solutions to everyday problems. Here at Goatse(R), We're happy to help.

ddos attack? slashdot it!

On: Final Fantasy XI Suffers DDOS Attacks

oh, it was undergoing a DDOS attack, so we helped by slashdotting it? smart.

Well..

On: Who Will Pay For Open Access?

Google Ads?

What the Fuck did he have for Breakfast?

On: Problems With the Firefox Development Process

What the Fuck did you have for Breakfast?

Let me guess, not 'Coco Pops', but rather

choco pops

coco chops

popo pops

chopo pochos

chobo chobos

cock ier than crunch

brown pants

shitty o's

and finally,

Coco Pots: the cereal for real 'visionaries'

Wait, is your name still 'earthbound kid' or should i look you up under a new, flashier name?

Get Serious.

this is bullshit

On: Bill Gates to Receive Honorary UK Knighthood

Bill who is now a what?
Yeah right..
Then the President of the United States should be Torvalds/.

(Don't say the problem is that he if Finnish, ***** is a U.S. citizen but he's still knighted.)

enjoy yourselves...

On: List of Polish Spies Leaked On The Internet

IPN BU 001198/2009 BONDAR JAN
IPN BU 0194/3298 BONDAR WODZIMIERZ
IPN BU 0604/2022 BONDAR WODZIMIERZ-BOHDAN
IPN BU 00328/1496 BONDARA GRZEGORZ
IPN BU 001134/2463 BONDARA GRZEGORZ
IPN BU 0193/1219 BONDARCZUK FRANCISZEK
IPN BU 00945/545 BONDARCZUK HENRYK
IPN BU 001134/2286 BONDARENKO MIROSAW
IPN BU 00612/3508 BONDAREW JANUSZ
IPN BU 001198/6503 BONDAREW JANUSZ
IPN BU 002081/288 BONDAREWICZ ANNA
IPN BU 002085/354 BONDAREWICZ ANNA DOROTA
IPN BU 001121/255 BONDAREWSKI BOGDAN
IPN BU 0854/1102 BONDARUK KONSTANTY
IPN BU 0218/1937 BONDARUK STEFAN
IPN BU 0772/2266 BONDARYK HENRYKA
IPN BU 001134/4208 BONDER BARBARA HELENA
IPN BU 0988/27 BONDER CZESAW
IPN BU 0806/1819 BONDER EMIL
IPN BU 093/6 BONDER HELENA
IPN BU 00399/115 BONDER HELENA
IPN BU 0242/2845 BONDER KRZYSZTOF ANDRZEJ
IPN BU 0242/1140 BONDER RYSZARD
IPN BU 00257/376 BONDER RYSZARD
IPN BU 001102/1443 BONDER RYSZARD
IPN BU 01000/1807 BONDERSKA IRENA
IPN BU 0855/2319 BONDOS WADYSAW
IPN BU 52/70 BONDYRA EDWARD
IPN BU 02042/550 BONDYRA JERZY
IPN BU PF 970/203 BONDYRA JOLANTA
IPN BU 0988/1161 BONDYRA ZOFIA

fax

On: Inkjet Printer Prints out Human Skin

"Could it lead to a fax machine for complete living organisms?"

Now *that* would be a fax to lose the carrier at.

"We have the head! The shoulders are out too!!! IT'S A BOY! oh f- *CARRIER LOST*

Re:Firefox or IE?

On: Firefox Reviewed in the Globe and Mail

As in, Microsoft Internet Explorer for Mac?

Re:Amazed!

On: Microsoft Sues Spammers

and after that, they'll run ads about how linux servers outperformed windows by 276%!

oh wait...

Re:I hope they do make their own protocol

On: BitTorrent Servers Under DDoS Attacks

ya right, and you don't watch porn either.

no ..

On: Wireless Hotspot Creation?

..but sure as hell does my sniffer want to know where credit card numbers will be flying around.

Re:Palm Reach Out to The F/OSS for Help?

On: Filesystem Problems with the Treo 650s

There's one thing... PalmSource (And not palmone, palm source is responsible for the operating system ) is ecstatic about being as closed-source as it goes.
For example remember how long palms didn't have wifi because they wanted to write the drivers themselves.
So a turn to the OSS community would be very unexpected IMHO..

Geia sou leventi!

polite, respectful way is the future!

On: Xbox Users Too Impatient for Class Action

Who's in to start polite, respectful requests for everything Microsoft has done wrong?
Visit my polite, respectful requests for Microsoft web list:
http://www.couldyoupleasemakewindowsopensou rceandu ndergpl.com
http://www.pleasedontovertakethemusic marketandkill theipodforbulkyshittyplayersthatcrash.com
http:// www.maywehavesomestabilityonourcomputerskin dsir.com
http://www.......
this is like a christmas list.

Well, get real. There are more chances that Santa Claus is answering this one than Santa Billy.

homegrown microsoft products..

On: Microsoft To Launch Homegrown Search Engine

Am I the only one whose eyes popped out of their heads when they read "Microsoft" and "Homegrown" in the same sentence?

DLS modem

On: A Linux Server Express for Portable Wi-Fi?

What's a DLS modem anyway?

piece of mind

On: Microsoft Just Wants a Little Look

They hoped for 20,000 responses but received 800,000 without offering anything but piece of mind

Who's mind are they offering pieces of?

i'll tip my hat..

On: Internet Turns 35 Today

to whoever finds out which was the first p0rn site ..and when it first aired...

georgewbush.com

On: New Bin Laden Tape Surfaces

by the way, al quaida probably attacked georgewbush.com as well because at the time of posting, http://www.georgewbush.com gives
[page title: Access Denied]
Access Denied

You don't have permission to access "http://www.georgewbush.com/" on this server.

wait a minute..

On: C++ In The Linux kernel

..you mean the linux kernel isn't written in Visual Basic?

Re:Get it to drive itself

On: Nissan Exhibits IEEE 1394-Compatible Car

Why don't you take a cab with the money the digital video camera costs and let the paki drive you? :)

slashdot effect.

On: Aurox Linux 10.0.1 Beta Reviewed

Well, now it's on slashdot so it is no longer just a 'small and lesser-known distro'

Re:Not analytical thinking

On: Geeks Playing Poker?

Oh, he's from my ward.

Re:Teh Gates!

On: Geeks Playing Poker?

what the fuck are you talking about?

Re:tightvnc vs. real vnc

On: Which VNC Software Is Best?

Having only Windows boxes is one thing.
Admitting it for slashdot is just provoking...

Re:maroon 5?

On: GTA: San Andreas Radio and Soundtrack

I'm only trying to maintain a balance here..

A slashdot comment would be something like
"Do you think we would get track 3 from CD4 of star wars OST special limited edition?"

And please, please, don't ask where i got it.