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Getting Around Printer-Manufacturer Abuse

An anonymous reader writes "Here's a guy that demonstrates how printer companies abuse their clients. He found that Lexmark cartridges are a perfect replacement for Xerox ones, with only minor modifications to the printer. It's well illustrated with may photographs."

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  1. Re:abuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If cartridges were really overpriced, then a 3rd party would enter the market. That's capitalism 101.

    An when a third party enters the market, they get sued under the DCMA. That's capitalism 102.

  2. Getting Around End-User Abuse by dj245 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Xerox: Hello, Lexmark support line.
    Caller: Yes I'd like to return my printer for new print heads but it has some... minor modifications.
    Xerox: You put a viynl sticker on it?
    Caller: Not exactly...
    Xerox: You wrote the name of your company or business in large letters on the printer to discourage looting?
    Caller: Not quite.....
    Xerox: Then what?
    Caller: I snapped off some plastic bits, by erm, accident.
    Xerox: These wouldn't happen to be the print cartridge grabbing bits would they?
    Caller: Why yes! They just so happen to be, coincidentally.
    Xerox: No support for you! Call back, one year! (dialtone)

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  3. Doesn't this scream DMCA violation? by ron_ivi · · Score: 4, Funny

    It seems it's defeating a security feature...

    1. Re:Doesn't this scream DMCA violation? by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1, Funny

      Only terrorists and commie mobster thugs will print with illegal black market ink.

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    2. Re:Doesn't this scream DMCA violation? by Ubi_NL · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, because he is not in the USA
      Contrary to what many americans believe, US laws are not applicable to the civilised world

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    3. Re:Doesn't this scream DMCA violation? by madpierre · · Score: 4, Funny

      DMCA bah! When it comes down to generating dumb legislation the merest
      trainee assistant Brussels Eurocrat can beat any Yank pen pusher
      without even breaking into a sweat. We Europeans have legislation for
      things so meaningless that American officials can only dream on.

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    4. Re:Doesn't this scream DMCA violation? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Funny
      We Europeans have legislation for things so meaningless that American officials can only dream on.
      You mean things that do not generate profits for big croporations?
    5. Re:Doesn't this scream DMCA violation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      How refreshing. To hear a lot of U.S. citizens talk, you'd think we have fourth reich coming into power here. You surely don't mean that Europe, reputed to be a socialist and ecologically sound utopia, isn't the promised land? Blasphemy!

    6. Re:Doesn't this scream DMCA violation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nice sig. Why don't you include more info in there, though? Please note that by reading this, you agree not to sue me for the following information, and not to use it in any manner which might be deemed illegal.

      The SCO Group
      355 South 520 West
      Suite 100
      Lindon, Utah 84042 USA
      801-765-4999 phone
      801-765-1313 fax

      Contact SCO online
      http://www.thescogroup.com/company/feedbac k/index. html

      Darl C McBride
      1799 Vintage Oak Ln
      Salt Lake City, UT 84121-6539

      Darl's home phone #: (801)424-2006
      Darl's office phone #: 801-932-5820

      Email Darl: darl@sco.com

    7. Re:Doesn't this scream DMCA violation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      OH! So it's a competition! No wonder dumber and dumber laws are coming out on both sides of the Atlantic. It's a Bad Legislation Cold War!

  4. Another tip by Oyvind+Eik · · Score: 4, Funny

    He could probably also make som decent savings by cutting down on the exclamation marks!!!

  5. Re:I want my dot matrix back by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    I highly recommend hitting some thrift stores in your area. If you have a Salvation Army, or some such 'reachout' store, you can find some beauties.

    I just bought an Epson wide format for 5 bucks that was donated by a place that switched to inkjets (FOOLS!)

    They are harder to find now that inkjet and laser are cheap and plentyful, but they are out there. I recall a trip to the Salvation Army warehouse in Minneapolis in the mid 90s where they had a 40+ foot wall of dot matrix printers. They also had pee-stained underwear, I recall with disgust.

    Hell, the store in my small town here has two lasers, an inkjet, a dot matrix, and an Apple IIgs with all the trimmings (disks, monitor, and an Imagewriter II - the best dot matrix ever :) The printers are 5 dollars, the IIgs is 30!

    You can't go wrong with an Imagewriter.

    They also have pee-stained underwear, microwaves with dials, candy from dead people's houses, and what I think may be the world's largest bra.

    Fun for the whole family!

  6. Translation by jesser · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's well illustrated with [many] photographs.

    Translation: the site won't survive 5 minutes of slashdotting.

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  7. Here in Germany... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...you can get a new Lexmark for about 30 Euro with (full!) back and color cartridges.

    You print with it until the cartridges are empty.

    Then you drive to Lexmark Germany and throw the now worthless printer without wasting any comments into their front garden and go and buy the next one.

    Someday they'll learn and understand.

    End of story.

  8. They're already on to him... by Zone-MR · · Score: 5, Funny

    They already tried to take the information down... ... they submitted the site to SlashDot ;)

    1. Re:They're already on to him... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Parent wrote: " I'm wondering if it's just noobs that perpetuate the "funny" tropes like this and "what about a Beowulf cluster of X" and "

      You must be new around here.

  9. Re:Nomrally the other way around by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, I wonder how long this guy's WWW site will stay up :-?

    New here, aren't you? :)

  10. Re:Ink jets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because color laser printers are so inexpensive these days!

  11. 35 Exclamation Points!!! by 955301 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow!!!! He sure was happy to get that hack to work!!! He must've shorted his hand across the transformer a couple of times!!!

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  12. Re:What do you want to bet by yulek · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...That Xerox tries to sue this guy to take down the information?

    the world's gone mad. now Xerox is going to sue someone for copying something?

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  13. Re:nice hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    How about a technician sent over to entertain me while strippers work on that dried nozzle? On second thought, forget the tech.

  14. AdWords by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thanks to this story the AdWords column is now displaying text ads for Xerox

    Ironic, no?

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  15. I see... by wwwrun · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to get modded +5, Informative, I simply have to make two factual statements, one of which is wrong, and the other monumentally obvious.

    Fantastic

  16. Re:third party toner and ink by 0x20 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You should have switched to Libux.

  17. Re:HP by Epistax · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just buy a new printer whenever I run out of ink.
    It costs less.

  18. New Battle Cry? by raehl · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Free as in Printer Cartriges"?