Hand-Powered Hardware?
quiddity writes "Following the Goofy USB Devices post, one has to know what can be self-powered when the batteries all die. You can handcrank your Gameboy, recharge your cellphone or pda (even grandpa), wind up a webserver (with minions, a beowulf..), see in the dark, and project a movie. What else can we propel through the next blackout/apocalypse?" Some of these devices have have been on Slashdot before; what cool hand-powered tech hasn't been and should be?
:: Awaiting bevy of masturbation jokes ::
If you need a web server in the middle of nowhere, there's always the uCdynamo!
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
Oh, I really wanna see that. Can you imagine how much he'll have to crank his ass off when he gets slashdotted? On the other hand, we could build a great weight-loss / fitness regimen into something like this. You can KEEP your Herbalife.
It's called a Moped.
Or you could always settle for something even more radical and buy a bicycle.