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Hand-Powered Hardware?
quiddity writes "Following the Goofy USB Devices post, one has to know what can be self-powered when the batteries all die. You can handcrank your Gameboy, recharge your cellphone or pda (even grandpa), wind up a webserver (with minions, a beowulf..), see in the dark, and project a movie. What else can we propel through the next blackout/apocalypse?" Some of these devices have have been on Slashdot before; what cool hand-powered tech hasn't been and should be?
So that's what they're calling it these days...........
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Yeah, I use Beowulf to power my server.
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Every day, I toss in the pallets of discarded Beowulf pallets from geeks who though it told you how to build a redundant array of inexpensive computers (RAIC).
...what the fuck is a "Minnesota wristwatch"? Could someone take just 30 seconds to tell me what it is?
Unknown host pong.
A hand-cranked pocket vagina.
Sell energy back to your local utility!
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I think it would be really cool if someone would invent a two wheeled electric scooter, with a seat, and add pedals, so you could charge the battery. That way, instead of constantly going home to recharge, you could just hop on, turn the pedals, and ride it all day...
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It worked pretty well: we were able to power a boom box, a Game Boy Advance, a small water pump, a large light, and a few other items.
Did you friend manage to get rid of the cramps in his arm?
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How many slashdot editors does it take to handcrank the slashdot servers?
Why hand power it when you can get mice to do it for you
Mouse powered Chips, Open source Processors and Lego
My sex life.
Hate me!
One to hold the crank. Three to turn the server. And one to misspell something.
with some Barry White and my wife fsck all that other stuff
Real shame about that missing period...
Even the Title is just begging it, "Hand powered hardware?", wow.
ok, Here goes:
1. Yeah, GBA, Computers, TV's, I've got the only peice of hand powered hardware right HERE *pulls an "Al Bundy"*
2. but how can you power the hand powered computer to look up porn, at the same time as-
Ok, thats all for now, I'll post more if I think of any...
If you can figure out a way to convert such a paltry amount of heat into useable electricity, tell me, and we'll both be billionaires.
-Reid
And oh yes, hand-cranked ice cream freezers never fail to produce a product that beats store-bought hands down. :-)
"Obviously, I'm not an IBM computer any more than I'm an ashtray" (Bob Dylan)
By the name, you'd think it's some mutant child or a perverse intercourse between Sun and Apple.
Anagram("United States of America") == "Dine out, taste a Mac, fries"
Got to love the glow-in-the-dark telco-powered vibrator for "sore muscles". Guess some chicks can't even make it through a power outage!
Love the anecdote though...
"Last time I was in LA, I had to walk down eight flights of stairs with two big bags to check out of the hotel that had been without power twice during my stay. The vibrator would have really helped my muscles after that stressful hotel stay!"
There's muscles down there, but c'mon, they weren't worked hard from carrying bags.
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This is just a bad idea! Forcing nerds, geeks, and dweebs into physical activity would give them the ability to finally defeat the jocks and get the girl.
You just need a coconut shell!
As a matter of fact, there are lots of things you can do with:
and of course, Some Basic Ingenuity...
I can just imagine the excuses in FPS games now...Instead of "Damn lag!" we'll have "Damn computer, had to crank it!"
Or just imagine, lining up that perfect rail shot, and then having to crank your computer up...
Either that, or the pron industry may get a bit of a boost from a new necessary use..."But i HAD to do it so the computer would keep running."
You forgot the most essential DIY tools, Duct Tape and Bailing wire..
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That's not a DC generator! You've just got two coconut halves and you're banging 'em together!
Thats a great idea, a universal Dynamo that can power any portable device. Then if you hands get tired, you could build another device with a motor & batteries to turn it for you and..
oh.. hang on a minute..
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you could use a diesel generator (engine) converted to run on vegetable oil, while its not as green as a hand crank, its from a renewable source and recycling oil that would usually be disposed of (by restaurants so its more or less free)
Downside: Your car now smells like a chip shop.
American readers will now be scratching their chins... "a *chip* shop?!" In this context, chips are french fries (but usu. thicker than McDonalds) and often sold with fish, pie, sausage etc. And you get to sprinkle vinegar on the chips.
Dammit, I hate explaining jokes.
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Well, you could use a bank of huge caps and a bank of coils in a big LC circuit.
sort of keep the magic smoke trapped in a continuing cycle.
Might have some loss to heat, and I would use REALLY good conducters, to avoid that whole "lightning bolt" problem.
it's not technically a battery, and as a added benny, you could do neat light shows.
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